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Post by kooky on Jun 27, 2005 16:56:51 GMT -6
The Katrix : Part One
Follow the White Febbit
Kopyright to Agent Kooky and Agent Kaoru
Part One written by Agent Kooky
The gentle glow of a computer screen illuminates a dark room, the green light falling across a variety of hacking equipment and numerous piles of CDs. The only noise is the quiet clattering of keys as a hunched figure looms over a worn keyboard, fingers moving at a blurred speed.
Kiku : *Type type* Why am I alone? What’s out there for me? *Type type*
Comp : Why are you asking me?
Kiku : *Type type* Nothing feels real. Is reality fake? What’s really out there? *Type type*
Comp : Do you ever shut up? Geeze.
Kiku : Hey! I’m trying to pour my heart out into you. And you’re mocking me?!
Comp : …Duh…
Kiku : *Pulls out a giant rubber hammer* That’s it. If you say just one more word…
Comp : Hey, hey, hey…let’s not be so rash. Destroy me and you’ll have no one to talk to.
Kiku : Fine, but I’ll just turn you off. *Reaches for the Off button*
Comp : Wait! Don’t turn me off! I have a message for you!
Kiku : A message? From who?
Comp : Someone named Agent Kooky.
Kiku : You’re talking to other people?! You cheater!
Comp : Well maybe if you took me out more often, I wouldn’t communicate with other people. *Sniffle*
Kiku : Just give me the message…
Comp : Ok…Follow the White Febbit.
Kiku : Follow the…what?
Comp : White Febbit.
Kiku : What’s a Febbit?
Comp : Why the hell are you asking me?
Kiku : Duh. You’re a…Com-Pu-ter.
Comp : Fine. I’ll Google it.
Kiku : Thank you.
Comp : Hmm…there’s only one result.
Kiku : Let me see!
Result : Febbit? What the hell is a Febbit?! Who comes up with this shit?
Kiku : Well that sucks.
Comp : Yep.
Door : Knock knock!
Kiku : Who’s there?
Door : White.
Kiku : White who?
Door : White Febbit.
Comp : That knock-knock joke stinks.
Kiku : What’s a Febbit?
Door : *Shrugs* I dunno.
Comp : Did the door just shrug?
Kiku : *Opens the door*
Fely : Hello! I’m Fely…uhh…I mean…Febbit!
Kiku : What’s a Febbit?
Fely : I do not know.
Comp : What do you mean you don’t know?!
Fely : Did your computer just talk?
Kiku : Never mind him. So, why are you here?
Fely : I’m going door to door, giving out free Jell-O samples.
Comp : J-E-L-L-O! It’s alive!
Fely : It is?! OMG! *Drops the Jell-O…Runs in circles and screams*
Comp : *Stares*
Fely : *Continues to scream and run in circles*
Kiku : So…what flavors do you have?
Fely : *Stops* Red and blue.
Comp : Those are colors, not flavors.
Fely : One sample per person. No samples for computers.
Comp : Awww…that’s not fair!
Kiku : Hmm…I think I’ll try…
Dum dum dum! Which flavor will Kiku chose? What does this have to do with the Katrix?
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Post by Aveilthé on Jun 27, 2005 21:39:43 GMT -6
The Katrix : Part Two
Here Come Da Ladiez in Black...
Kopyright to Agent Kooky and Agent Kaoru
Part Two written by Agent Kaoru
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Kiku: ...both. SYKE! =Grabs both Jell-O and gobbles it up=
Fely: Ohmygod you took both!
Kiku: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Computer: D'oh!
Kiku: Argh, what's happening to me?!
Fely: Uhmmm...
Kiku: My insides feel all weird-like! What the hell did you put in this Jell-O?
Fely: I deny all charges!
Kiku: You better get away from me, or you'll see fists flying!
Fely: RUN AWAY!
Kiku: That's right, you better run away! =Watches Fely flee like a little school girl, laughing madly, but doesn't notice two shadows somewhere off to her right from the outside of Kiku's house=
Agent Kooky: =Smirks=
Agent Kaoru: =Shifty eyes=
Agent Kooky: =pulls out a Desert Eagle (kind of lethal gun) and aims for Kiku's head=
Kiku: Dum dee doo... ...
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And so... Uhmmm... What Will Kiku Do?
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Post by kooky on Jun 30, 2005 19:04:29 GMT -6
The Katrix : Part Three
Enter the Katrix
Kopyright to Agent Kooky and Agent Kaoru
Part Three written by Agent Kooky
Agent Kooky : *Pulls the trigger*
Kiku : *Gets hit in the head with a paint ball* Ok...?
Agent Kaoru : Wait...I thought you had bullets in there!
Agent Kooky : What? No! I don't believe in violence.
Agent Kaoru : *Raises brow*
Agent Kooky : What? What?!
Agent Kaoru : You...don't believe in violence? *Starts laughing*
Agent Kooky : You don't believe me?
Agent Kaoru : *Stops laughing...glances by her and Kooky*
Agent Kooky : *Glances back as well...Sweat drops* That doesn't count!
Agent Kaoru : Kooky, there's a trail of dead bodies behind us.
Agent Kooky : *Shifty eyes* So?
Kiku : Hello! Can we get back to the play?
Agent Kaoru : Huh? Oh! Yeah! Well...um...Seeing as Kooyk suddenly doens't believe in violence...
Agent Kooky : *Shifty eyes...again*
Agent Kaoru : Hmmm...what shall we do with you...?
Kiku : Give me candy.
Agent Kooky : No.
Kiku : Awww...*Sniffles*
Agent Kooky : Oh...alright...*Goves candy*
Kiku : Yay!
Agent Kaoru : *Still thinking*
Agent Kooky : *Pulls on Kaoru's sleeve* Can we keep her as a pet?
Agent Kaoru : *Sighs* Kooky...you didn't even feed the last one...
Agent Kooky : Yeah...but this one is Self-Feeding!
Kiku : *Chewing on candy*
Agent Kaoru : Ok fine...Let's enter...
THE KATRIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Aveilthé on Jun 30, 2005 19:59:17 GMT -6
The Katrix : Part Three  Falling Green Things Kopyright to Agent Kooky and Agent Kaoru Part Three written by Agent Kaoru __________________________________ Kiku: But... I don't want to be a pet! Agent Kooky: Yes you do! Kiku: No! Agent Kooky: Yes! Kiku: No! Agent Kooky: Fine! Kiku: Haha! Yes! Agent Kooky: =Points and laughs= I tricked you! Kiku: Huh? What? Oh, damn... =THREE MINUTES LATER= Kiku: Urgh. This collar is too tight. Agent Kaoru: Get used to it, darl. Agent Kooky: =Pulls on Kaoru's sleeve again= Agent Kaoru: Argh! What is it, Agent Kooky? Agent Kooky: We were supposed to "Enter the Katrix", remember? Agent Kaoru: Oh! Riiight... oops. Kiku: But aren't we already in the Katrix? o.0 Agent Kaoru: Ye -- well... I dunno. 0.o Agent Kooky: =taps a near wall= ...yup, definitely digital. Agent Kaoru: I'm bored. Agent Kooky: Wanna go annihilate some humans? Agent Kaoru: Sure! ^^ But no paint ball this time. Agent Kooky: =POUTS= Kiku: Annihilate... what? You're going to destroy humans? Agent Kooky: Duh. Agent Kaoru: =All dark and mysterious= But we kept you as a pet because we like you. Kiku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ___________________________________ Dun, dun, dunnnn! |
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Post by Kikuyoshi on Jul 1, 2005 12:06:20 GMT -6
-feels like a slave puppet- e.e; -pulls on the collar- gah...choke...die  |
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Post by kooky on Jul 2, 2005 10:27:26 GMT -6
The Katrix : Part Five
This isn't what it looks like!
Kopyright to (Retired)Agent Kooky and (Non-Retired)Agent Kaoru
Part Five written by Kooky
-Five hours later-
Kiku : Kooky?
Kooky : Hmmm?
Kiku : There's...somthing I've been meaning to tell you...
Kooky : What is it?
Kiku : It's just...*Sigh*
Kooky : It's just...what?
Kiku : It's just...you remind me of someone I used to know!
Kooky : Isn't that part of a song?
Kiku : I'm serious!
Kooky : Ok. Ok. I'm sorry.
Kiku : Kay...*Sniffles*
Kooky : So...who do I remind you of?
Kiku : This girl I used to know...Rikku...
Kooky : Rikku? Kiku? Rhyme?
Kiku : She was such a wonderful person.
Comp : *Reappears for no apparent reason* Is this going to be shounen-ai...except for girls?
Schu : That would be hot...
Yohji : Yes...it would...*Pulls out a popcorn bag*
Kiku : Anyway...now that this serious moment is over...
Kooky : Let's play with bubble-wrap!
Kiku : Yay!
Kooky and Kiku : *Play with bubble-wrap for five hours, laughing*
Guys : *Disappointed*
Phone : Rings...
Kooky : I shall...
Kiku : Answer the phone!
Kooky : *Turns on superhero music and runs over to the phone, comic style!*
Dash!
Jump!
Skip!
Kooky : *Grabs the phone*
Grab!
Kooky : Super Kooky is speaking! Who is calling?
Agent Kaoru : Me.
Kooky : Me who?
Agent Kaoru : Me...OW!
Kooky : Kitty?!
Agent Kaoru : No! it's me, Agent Kaoru! I just had the strangest urge to cry out in pain...so I did.
Kooky : Oh...so...why are ya calling?
Agent Kaoru : To enter the Katrix and escape the army os Agent Smiths...
Kooky : But I thought that you thought Agent Smith was out.
Agent Kaoru : Yeah...in the Matrix...But this is the Katrix!
Kooky : Oh...right! Anyway...I'll let you in...*Pushes the Let Agent Kaoru enter the Katrix button*
Kiku : Yay! Agent Kaoru's back! Whatcha bring me.
Agent Kaoru : About a 1,000,000,000 Agent Smiths who want to kill all of us.
Kooky : Darn it, I wish you'd tell me when you were bringing friends home. I didn't make enough food.
Agent Kaoru : *Stares* I think retirement had warped your brain a little...
Kiku : How did the Agent Smiths get in?
Agent Kaoru : I forgot to close the door...
Agent Smiths : Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Agent Kaoru, Kiku, and Kooky : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
See! It's not what it looks like!
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Post by Aveilthé on Jul 2, 2005 13:27:29 GMT -6
The Katrix : Part Six! OMG Mrr, Agent Smith! <33333333 Kopyright to (RETIRED?!??!?!! WTF?!??!) Kooky and (Non-retired) Agent Kaoru Part Six written by Agent Kaoru __________________________________ Agent Kaoru: Before we go into anything... Kooky: Yah? Agent Kaoru: I just finished watching Phantom of the Opera. ^^ Kooky: Uhm... that's nice. Fely: I RETURN! Kooky: Like woah! Agent Smiths: Wewt! More humans to destroy! Agent Kaoru: QUIT STEALING MY JOB. Agent Smiths: =WHIMPER= Kooky: Argh! Kiku: o.0 ___________________________________ Kaoru doesn't know what else to do, so now she'll leave Kooky to do Part Seven. XD |
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Post by Felypsa on Jul 2, 2005 17:50:53 GMT -6
That was...-sniffle- brilliant. Your best work so far, Kaoru. I cannot keep the tears away. -sobs pathetically-
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Post by Aveilthé on Jul 2, 2005 18:21:56 GMT -6
Thank you, Foxie, m'love.
=Bows sarcastically= e____e
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Post by kooky on Jul 5, 2005 13:13:18 GMT -6
The Katrix : Part Seven
Down with the Bags...
Kopyright to (No longer retired)Agent Kooky and Agent Kaoru
Part Seven written by Agent Kooky...
Random Siren : *Goes off* Wooooooooooooooooooowooooooooooooooooowoooooooooooooooooooooowooooooooooooooo
Kiku : What's going on?
Agent Kooky : *Eyes narrow* It's finally happened...
Agent Smiths : Hmmm?
Agent Kooky : Smiths, something has come up...
Agent Kaoru : You don't mean?
Agent Kooky : Yes...war...
Fely : War?
Kiku : What is it good for?
Fely : Absolutely nothing!
Agent Smiths : Why are you going to war? Who against?
Agent Kooky : *Fire roaring behind her as she prepares the weapons* The Bags...A group of former Agents...
Agent Kaoru : We're fighting ourselves?
Agent Kooky : We're destroying humans...
Agent Kaoru : *Eyes water with joy* Yay!
Kiku : But...if they're former Agents...then don't they know Agent secrets?
Agent Kooky : They may know things...but they don't know everything we know...
Agent Kaoru : Smiths, you're joining us.
Agent Smiths : Ok...
And so...the war begins...
Agent Kooky : What a great way to get out of retirement!
End Part Seven.
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Post by Mama Z on Jul 14, 2005 15:48:57 GMT -6
Gawd you guys have far too much time on your hands..
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Post by Aveilthé on Jul 14, 2005 20:43:47 GMT -6
OOC: Not really, Zizzie... I just happen to type all this crap up in about ten minutes, lol
You make us look like we have no life xP
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Post by Mama Z on Jul 19, 2005 6:34:30 GMT -6
You dont have a life!! MWHAHAHA...
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Post by kooky on Jul 19, 2005 12:05:53 GMT -6
You're just jealouz.
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Post by Aveilthé on Jul 20, 2005 14:04:38 GMT -6
PART OF OF KATRIX
WRITTEN BY KAORU/KAMIYA KAORU/AGENT KAORU/MISS KAORU/BAG O' KAORU/KOOKY-KAORU/KAORU-KOOKY/KAORU-KAORU/@$@()$*@1234 XD
[INSERT RANDOM NUMBER HERE]
Agent Kaoru: omg omg omg
Agent Kooky: omg What?!?!
Agent Kaoru: PEANUT!
Agent Kooky: WEWT!
Agent Foxie: I'M AN AGENT!
Agent Itena: OMG I KNOW
Agent Kooky: ARGH, the randomness!
Agent Kaoru: In Caps, yo!
Agent Wom: AGENTS RULE!
Agent Smith: YARR!
Agent Kaoru: The end.
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