Lord of the Rings - Christmas Songs? :o

[Aveilthé]

By: Kaoru

On the first day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me... ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the second day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me... Two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the third day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me...
Three Elf-rings of POWER! Two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me...
Four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me...
FIVE Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me...
Six orcs a-sleepin', Five Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me...
Seven oliphaunts, six orcs a-sleepin', Five Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the eighth day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me... Eight dwarfs a-singin', seven oliphaunts, six orcs a-sleepin', Five Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me... nine Fellowship of the Ring! Eight dwarfs a-singing', Seven oliphaunts, six orcs a-sleepin', Five Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me... Ten grouchy uruk-hai's! Nine Fellowship of the Ring, Eight dwarfs a-singing', Seven oliphaunts, six orcs a-sleepin', Five Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me... Eleven stupid Trolls. Ten grouchy uruk-hai's, Nine Fellowship of the Ring, Eight dwarfs a-singing', Seven oliphaunts, six orcs a-sleepin', Five Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Sauron gave to me... Twelve drumming river-folk, Eleven stupid Trolls, Ten grouchy uruk-hai's, Nine Fellowship of the Ring, Eight dwarfs a-singing', Seven oliphaunts, six orcs a-sleepin', Five Men from Gondor, four crying hobbits, three Elf-rings of POWER, two knights in armour, and

ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL.

[Relairah]

heehee...Cool, I like it

*tackles Kaoru and sits on her*XD

[Aveilthé]

Ahh, it sucks, but thanks.

You should see Foxie-Fely's stuff. Hers is brilliant. XD She's the one that came up with most the LOTR-Christmas songs, lolz

[Relairah]

Ok, but I still like it ;D ;D ;D ;D

*goes off to look at Fely's stuff*

[erynia]

Merry Christmas and a happy new year! Provided that the world isn't destroyed by then, of course.

[Relairah]

YEAH CHRISTMAS MORE FIREWORKS AND PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Mama Z]

Oh the good ol' days....I remember fefes..but yours is good Satters...-nods-

[kooky]

*Wipes tears from eyes* Damn, there goes another trip down memory lane.

[Monkey Monk]

Wow it's been so long since I seen one of these. Kudos Satts! ;D

[Aveilthé]

Meh, Foxie's is like, totally much better. She's the original creator of most of the LOTR-X-mas songs. XD She rawks my sawks.

It's simply because she's got like much better humour than me. XD

But thanks guys, lmfao. My stuff suck crap to no end. I won't deny that I tried. ^^ I like to pretend I'm funny at least. e.e

^ doooo-ooork.

[Felypsa]

Garsh, y'all give me way too much credit than I deserve. Thankies, Kaoru! But your X-mas song totally kicks hobbit-ass lyk whoa. ^__^

[taza]

zomg, the LotR parody songs... O.o

We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Pippin New Year!!

*throws mushrooms at Merry... er, Fely-chan* xD

[Aveilthé]

Yes, you need to put up the Merry/Pippin/Sam X-mas song!

Annnd.. Foxie, you're my inspiration, thus crapass LOTR-Xmas song above. XD

I also thought of a Star Wars X-mas song... teehee...

[Felypsa]

Like whoa! Star Wars! You must post. I'm sure is fun.

[taza]

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Pippin New Year!
Good tidings we bring
To you and your Sam
Good tidings of Frodo
And a Pippin New Year!

Or something like that. I'm not sure. That's the last version I can remember from the crowded hallway in the basement... Mysti, perhaps you remember a better one? There... must have been more... v.v

And huzzah for Star Wars!