Kiku Potter and the Ominous Stone of Magic Powers!

[kooky]

Since I was planning on doing a NWP/SO version of Harry Potter and since Wommie has a current HP fetish, here's....

Kiku Potter and the Ominous Stone of Magic Powers!

Written by...Me!

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PART ONE

Twas the night before...something...and all was quiet about Privie Drive, especially in address 666, where the snobbish Wursley family lived...

The Wursley family contrived of Uncle Vermin and Aunt Flower, with their fat little son, Bloodley...

But who cares about some muggle family?

What's more important is that fact that Wombledore had just appeared on the street corner, like the whore that she is! $5.50 an hour!

Wombledore: Excuse me? I happen to be the Head Pisstress at Shinkou's House of Magic Junk and Blahness!

Right...anyway, she had a lighter like the crack shooter that she is!

Wombledore : Can people shoot crack?

That's not important at the moment, anyway...she flicked the lighter a few times and all the street lamps went out...some trick...

Meanwhile, this wolf was sitting on some wall outside the Wursley house...

Yueh : Go me...I'm a wolf...

Shut it, Yueh, or I'll neuter you. Now, Wumbledore went over to the house and pushed Yueh off the wall.

Wombledore : Take that bitch! Don't touch my wall!

Yueh : What? You want to start something? You're lucky this wall's holding back!

Don't worry, they don't fight...They end up talking about She-With-Really-Stupid-Name-That-Scares-People (Kaoru)...cause I made them talk about her!

Yueh : So...she's dead?

Wombledore : Yep. Killed Kiku's slaves...I mean...parents...and gave her this wicked scar.

Yueh : What's the scar of?

Wombledore : The letters F and U...

Yueh : Kickass!

About that time, Moneky showed up on a flying hog. Not a motorcycle, a piggie! Like from Invader Zim!

MF : Hey...I brought the brat...

Wombledore : Good...drop her off on the porch...

Yueh : Should we leave a note.

Wombledore : Why?

So, they left Kiku Potter on the porch and...yeah...end of chapter one...

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PART TWO

So, about ten years went by...why? Cause that's what happened in the book...duh!

Anyway, It was Bloodley's birthday, like any of us give a [grrr], and the whole family decided yo go to the zoo.

Kiku : Yippie</sarcasm>

Bloodley : I wanna ice cream and a toy and another toy and food and gimme stuff! GIMME!

Kiku : ....

Aunt Flower : Okie sweetums cause you're the center of the world.

Kiku: He's big enought TO BE the world.

Aunt Flower : Shut it.

Bloodley : Lyke! OMG! A snake! dad, make it move or I'll through a total tantrum!

Vermin : Kay...Ok, snake...get your ass up...N-ow!

Snake : ...

Vermin : What? You can't here me? I said...GET UP NOW!

Bloodley : OMG! Another snake! *Rolls away*

Kiku : Poor snake...

Snake : Yeah...I know...poor me...

Kiku : Woah! I can speak snake! And my Spanish teacher said I'd never learn another language...Go me!

Snake : Go Kiku! Go Kiku! Itsssss your birthday!

Kiku : *Does the robot*

Bloodley : OMG! Teh snake! *Knocks Kiku to teh snake* What a cute little snake...hey...where's the glass?

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : *Slithers away*

Kiku : *Gigglegigglesnortsnortgiggle*

So, the family went home cause that bitch Bloodley's a little sissy...and there's something about Kiku being locked away until the summer...blah blah...

PART THREE

Coming in one week!

[Felypsa]

Bwaha. ^_^ Continuations must be in store. Yussyuss.

[Aveilthé]

Nooo! You should keep going! I have a dry humour compared to you.

Lmfao. Poor Yueh. Getting tossed around like an old shoe.

Yueh: I like shoes.

Damn straight. :x

[Kikuyoshi]

lmfao...you need to keep going with this xD It's funny as frick xP


and i had to post this up for you Kaoru...cuz you reminded me of this avatar i had been saving up to use



EDIT: gah...right click on it and select view image e.e; Cuz the words don't show up ><;

[Aveilthé]

o___o

Holy cow. I like that avatar. Teehee. <3

i lyk ur shoez

lyk woah ;o.

Hehe, it's cool =D

[kooky]

Part Two -

So, about ten years went by...why? Cause that's what happened in the book...duh!

Anyway, It was Bloodley's birthday, like any of us give a [grrr], and the whole family decided yo go to the zoo.

Kiku : Yippie</sarcasm>

Bloodley : I wanna ice cream and a toy and another toy and food and gimme stuff! GIMME!

Kiku : ....

Aunt Flower : Okie sweetums cause you're the center of the world.

Kiku: He's big enought TO BE the world.

Aunt Flower : Shut it.

Bloodley : Lyke! OMG! A snake! dad, make it move or I'll through a total tantrum!

Vermin : Kay...Ok, snake...get your ass up...N-ow!

Snake : ...

Vermin : What? You can't here me? I said...GET UP NOW!

Bloodley : OMG! Another snake! *Rolls away*

Kiku : Poor snake...

Snake : Yeah...I know...poor me...

Kiku : Woah! I can speak snake! And my Spanish teacher said I'd never learn another language...Go me!

Snake : Go Kiku! Go Kiku! Itsssss your birthday!

Kiku : *Does the robot*

Bloodley : OMG! Teh snake! *Knocks Kiku to teh snake* What a cute little snake...hey...where's the glass?

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : Hisssssssssssssssss!

Bloodley; Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Snake : *Slithers away*

Kiku : *Gigglegigglesnortsnortgiggle*

So, the family went home cause that bitch Bloodley's a little sissy...and there's something about Kiku being locked away until the summer...blah blah...chapter three coming soon...maybe.

[Mama Z]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

[Felypsa]

I would so PAY to see Kiku do the robot!!

That was great, Kooky. Go you. Keep it up! (Please!...)

[Relairah]

Yeah, this soooo needs to continue!!! It's hilarious! ;D

[opal]

=agrees with everyone and starts crying with laughter= hehehahajfkahkakse! hhhehhehehe... =gigglelaughsnort= =cough cough= Ehehehe...

[kooky]

Opal. I claim you as my official new member. *Squeezes* SQUEE!

[Wyndbain]

I can't believe I haven't seen this before now.

That is completely and totally untrue!!!

...

I charge 6 bucks an hour, not a penny less.

[Aveilthé]

LMAO!

[opal]

Quoters: Opal. I claim you as my official new member. *Squeezes* SQUEE!

WHOOOOT! GO ME! =does the robot like Kiku= Lmfaot! (T=Too)

[Monkey Monk]

;D Lol me like. Especially how I get to ride a flying pig. The only farm animal I can't stomach to eat. Kudos Kookstar. Keep it up.