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Post by Relairah on May 15, 2006 17:21:50 GMT -6
O= OMG! *Rolls over laughing*
*Gigglesnerk!* xP Just one of my many favorite parts xP
Ooo, *jumps up and down excitedly and eagerly waiting for the next part* xD
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Post by Wyndbain on May 15, 2006 23:35:45 GMT -6
Part Eight:
Monkey: Sailor V! Use your sword!!
Fely: Aren't you supposed to be dead?
Monkey: I still have three lives left.
Kiku: I don't have a sword! I just have my Venus Love-me chain!
Z: Does that sound wrong to anyone else?
Rodent: What about that sword that's been conveniently stuck into the ground over there?
Wom: It's the sword of stone!
Kiku: You mean sword in the stone?
Fely: *pulls on spiffy visor* No! The sword is made of some sort of poisonous stone!
Rodent: That must be from when Sailor Moon, aka Princess Serenity in our past lives, killed herself with it after Queen Badass's army attacked the moon kingdom!
All: ...
Z: You've been reading Pluto's fan guide?
Rodent: Possibly...
Kiku: Alright...someone help me with this!!
All: *attempt to pull out the sword*
Fely: It won't budge!
Kiku: Lemme try alone.
*The sword comes free....doo ~ dee ~ doo!!*
Kiku: Hence forth I proclaim myself, with the authority of this sword, as leader of the Sailor Senshi!!
Z: Soldier...senshi...at this point I don't give a damn.
Queen Badass: Battle me now sailor soldiers! Or else Sailor Moon will die!!
Kiku: But...you're over there...and she's over here...fine too.
Wom: *waves* Allo. n_n
Queen Badass: We are following the manga right?
Rodent: Last I checked.
Queen Badass: Then she will die, if you cannot defeat me!!
Kiku: Fine then!! *slashes*
Queen Badass: Rargh!! *starts melting*
Rodent: That was surprisingly quick and easy...
Kiku: And look, the sword is all shiny now!
Sword: Sparkle, glitter, sheen...
Queen Badass: Nuuuu...I'm melting...melting...*dies*
Fely: Somehow this plot feels like a duplicate of something...
Z: Who cares. Now that she's defeated, there's no place like home.
Kiku: You can say that again....repeatedly.
Wom: Monkey, We're not in kansas anymore...
All: ...
Wom: What?
Z: That just...wasn't funny.
Rodent: Seriously.
Wom: You guys took all the good puns!!
*Everything begins to shake*
Z: I don't even have to guess...
Queen Metallia: I have arrived!!
I seriously couldn't think of a pun for her name...
Wom: We can see that miss, "states the obvious"...
Fely: Who are you supposed to be?
Rodent: She's Queen Metallia, the ultamite darkness of the universe and the creature who powered up Queen Badass and helped fuel the entire war against the earth and moon kingdom that ended up destroying the Silver Millenium!!
Z: You seriously have to stop reading that fan guide...
Queen Metallia: Hand over the Silver Imperium Crystal!
Kiku: That's not fair! We haven't even found it yet!
Wom: Hey, what's this?
Fely: Looks like a crystal...
Z: A silver imperium crystal...
Fely: Well, isn't that convenient. 0.o
Rodent: Where was it?
Wom: On a chain...around my neck.
Fely: More convenience.
Queen Metallia: Hand it over!!
Wom: Ok!
Kiku: What the heck!?
Wom: *chucks it*
Z: Why do these situations seem to repeat themselves...
Queen Metallia: Hahaha-ah..wait...it's glowing...noooooo!! The glowyness!! It burns!! *explodes*
Fely: Wow! How did you know she wouldn't be able to handle the goodly purity of the crystal?
Wom: I didn't..
Rodent: Then why did you throw it at her?
Wom: It worked well enough last time. n.n
All: ...
Kiku: *stabs a random object for the heck of it* Poke...
Random object: Ouch!
Fely: Hey, I just realised, we didn't die!
Z: How observant of you.
Wom: It's because we were following the manga!
Rodent: So?
Wom: The guide was on the anime! n_n
Kiku: But we still died in the manga... o.o
Z: I smell loop hole.
Fely: Either that or it's lack of creativity in the writing of this thing.
Shut up! I'm doing the best I can up here...
Rodent: Hey guys...aren't we in the north pole?
Wom: Snow!!
Z: Kind of hard to miss that fact...
Rodent: Yeah so...how do we get home?
All: ...
ZzZzzz...uh-whuh? Oh! It's the end, right, right...*ahem* Thanks for reading the exciting trilogy-
Kiku: That was more than three parts!!
-Oh, right...uhm...The exciting...Octonology? ... Anyway, it's sad to say that season one has come to an end.
Z: Whoot!
And season two is on it's way!!
Z: Wtf!?
So stay tuned, because the Shinkou Soldiers/Senshi/whatever have even more adventures awaiting them in the next exciting seasons of....well....we really haven't named it.
Wom: I hope there's cider!!
THE END...for now.
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Post by Mama Z on May 16, 2006 0:26:27 GMT -6
I like that
Z: Wtf?
e.e good job..so in season two do we get the men?
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Post by Relairah on May 16, 2006 5:30:36 GMT -6
Fely: Wow! How did you know she wouldn't be able to handle the goodly purity of the crystal?
Wom: I didn't..
Rodent: Then why did you throw it at her?
Wom: It worked well enough last time. n.n
All: ...
LOL! *Jumps up and applauds* That there's just one of my favorite parts xP Yee! I can't wait for season two! =D But, I should go through reading this all again xDDD Yay! Good Job, Wom! This is so freaking hillarious xD
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Post by Wyndbain on May 18, 2006 15:21:13 GMT -6
Maaayyyyybe...
The tough thing is finding people to play the parts. Although, the only guy aside from Artemis(who is technically a cat) is Tuxedo Gamen(Tuxedo Mask), aka, Mamoru(Darien in english vers.) aka Endymion.
There's also Shingo(Usagi's brother, but who cares about him?), Andy/Andrew from the Crown Arcade...Some guy who likes Makoto/Mako-chan(Lita english vers.)....uhm...not many guys. XD There are also the Starlight Soldiers, although it'd probably be an insult to who ever I stick with those roles since the starlights litterally transform from men to women, because technically men can't be Sailor Senshi.
However, the manga hints at some coupling between Endymion's captains(even though they die...) and the four inner Senshi.
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Post by Monkey Monk on May 18, 2006 16:31:04 GMT -6
First off, I LIVE! ^_^
Second, LMAO I love the part I put above. It's aweshome! I can't wait for season two ;D |
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Post by Felypsa on May 18, 2006 17:31:56 GMT -6
Queen Metallia: Hand it over!! Wom: Ok! Kiku: What the heck!? Wom: *chucks it* Z: Why do these situations seem to repeat themselves... <3 Much love. O man, that was awesome. A great end to...stuff...-applause and cheers- De-lovely! xD Lookin' forward to Season Deux...even though that's French...and this is supposed to be Japanese...ah, what do I know x3 |
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