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Post by loveable on Mar 19, 2008 23:55:06 GMT -6
I would love a character that has anger issues of some degree, or is sexually restless.  |
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Post by ame on Mar 20, 2008 22:20:18 GMT -6
I think I might wanna be in it xD
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Post by Itena on Mar 20, 2008 23:24:28 GMT -6
Uh oh, wommy-sama's gonna be having to fit everyone in at this rate!  |
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Post by boiai on Mar 22, 2008 13:26:55 GMT -6
Laughs all around for Boey. Love it, make more, make more! :D
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Post by Wyndbain on Apr 21, 2008 20:25:03 GMT -6
Gotta Pwn 'em All! Part Three.
Demin: So the next place we go to is....Mt. Moony...which has no relation what so ever to Harry Potter.
(pokemon)Demin: Min!
Demin: Get back in yer pokeball! Dx
Gymleader Aveilthe: Alright! Onward to Mt. Moony!
Wom: Wtf are you doing here?
Gymleader Aveilthe: I'm joining you on your journey in order to help myself achieve my own pokemon dream!
Wom: That would be?
Gymleader Aveilthe: To collect every sexy pokemon in existance!
Demin: Oh hell no!
Gymleader Aveilthe: Pweeeeeeeeeese? *makes puppy eyes*
Demin: .... -_________- Well...only if you get rid of the gymleader title.
Aveilthe: Done! :D
Wom: Yay! We out-number the guys!
Endymion: Mi~<3
Demin: Shouldn't he be in his pokeball?
Aveilthe: Silly trainer, Endy's too sexy for his pokeball.
Endymion: Mi-mi.
Demin: What'd he say?
Aveilthe: That he is sexy. <3
Demin: Should have known... -___-
Gymleader Wom: Less talking, more walking.
Aveilthe: Hey! Why do you have my gymleader title?
Gymleader Wom: Oh, it must have gotten stuck to me. It'll go away after a while.
Demin: I wonder if that's some form of forshadowing?
Aveilthe: Who cares, tally ho!
Narrator: Later on at Mt. Moony...
Demin: I....am sick....of rocks!!
Aveilthe: Even the pokemon here are all made of rocks. Go figure.
Mysterious Voice: Halt!
Aveilthe: Hoshiz, did that pokemon just talk?
Mysterious Voice: No you goober, it was I! Dx
Demin: And you would be?
Rocket Grunt Blitzy: Blitzy of Team Rocket! I and my Blitzkrieg pokemon shall steal away your pokemon in a warfare you cannot win against!
Wom: Woah, that was kind of...poetic.
Rocket Grunt Blitzy: Thank you. :D Now prepare to have your pokemon stolen!
Aveilthe: Nevarrr!! Dx
Rocket Grunt Blitzy: Kratos! Use Body Slam!
Kratos: Kuuuraaaaaa!!!
Wom: Nanja, use Hyper Beam!
Demin: Figures that she'd know 'hyper' beam.
Wom: Shaddup. Dx
Nanja: Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-NANJA!!
*splody noises*
Demin: Wtf? You missed!?
Wom: Hyper Beam is powerful...but very difficult to control.
Aveilthe: That and your pokemon won't stop moving around while aiming. -___-
Nanja: Nanja-ja-ja!! n.n *bounces*
Rocket Grunt Blitzy: What do you feed that thing, sugar? ._.
Wom: Sedatives.
Demin: H'okay. Now it's my turn! Demin use tackle!
(pokemon)Demin: De-min!
Aveilthe: You too Endymion, Slam that sucker!
Endymion: En-dy!
Kratos: Kuraaa! ><
Rocket Grunt Blitzy: Ha! You think it's done? Kratos, use Crunch!
Kratos: RAAAAA-TOS!! *chomps*
Endymion: On!(Ow!) *faints*
Aveilthe: Mah babeh!!! D:
Demin: Run away! Dx
Wom: Hold up! I can save us! Go pokeball!
*BIGSHINEBLAST*
Aveilthe: Hoshiznizwiz! It's a-
Demin: Shiny?
Wom: He's not shiny, he's just really sparkly. :D
Mage: Mage.
Wom: Ok Mage, use your special move!!
Mage: ...
Everyone: ...
Rocket Grunt Blitzy: ...Well? -.-
Demin: Your pokemon's a dud? ._.
Wom: Ooooh...silly me, Mage doesn't have any special moves.
Mage: Maaaaage.
Wom: H'okay, now wez run!
*everyonebutblitzyskeedaddles*
Rocket Grunt Blitzy: Hey! Dx I haven't stolen your pokemon yet!
*After several moments of huffing and puffing later...*
Aveilthe: Mah poor Endymion. T-T
Demin: We'll get him healed in the next town. Dx By the way, is that your only pokemon?
Aveilthe: I have more, they're just not as sexy.
Demin: Right. Next town now.
Wom: WAIT A SECOND!!!
Demin & Aveilthe: o_o
Wom: What is the next town?
Aveilthe: Well, geologically we can go anywhere, but in the terms of this handy map I have, and the normal accending level of gym towns, the next place to go is Blacker Than Blue Town.
Demin: Who the shiz names these towns?
Wom: OBJECTION!! DX
Aveilthe: Omg Wtf?
Wom: I just came from that town, there's no way I'm going back!
Demin: There's a gym there, end of discussion, we're going. Dx
Wom: Nuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!! *runs away*
Aveilthe: She has issues.... ._.
Demin: Yup... ._.
*Later on in Blacker Than Blue Town*
Demin: Seriously, WHO NAMES THESE TOWNS!?
Aveilthe: An overly obsessed painter?
Demin: Look, the pokemon center.
*doors go vssssshht*
Aveilthe: Nurse Joy! Make my sexy pokemon all better again! D:
Nurse Joy: Alrighty. n.n
Demin: HOSHIZ!! It's the same nurse from the last town!!! .........How the hell did you get here before us?
Nurse Joy: Silly goose, that's my identical sister, who's conveniently named Joy too!
Demin: I don't know what's weirder, twins with the exact same name, or the fact that she called me a goose..... What's a goose?
Aveilthe: I dunno. Maybe some strange new pokemon.
Demin: To the gym! *Dananananananana*
*After an odd batman-like spin scene change...*
Aveilthe: Don't EVER do that again... Dx
Demin: Do what?
Aveilthe: Just go battle already.
Demin: Right-o! Kay gymleader! Come out with your pokeballs ready! I'm challenging you!
Empty Gym: *chirp chirp*
Demin: Wtf? There's no one here.
Aveilthe: Perhaps they're on lunch break?
Gym Guy: Yo!
Aveilthe: Hello there gym attendant!
Demin: Whozat?
Aveilthe: These guys randomly stand inside gyms and give challenging trainers tips on how to defeat the local gymleaders.
Demin: So....these guys stand around in gyms all day...
Aveilthe: Yep.
Demin: They don't battle or have any pokemon...
Aveilthe: Yep.
Demin: And...they don't get paid?
Aveilthe: That about sums it up.
Demin: What does make sense in this world!?
Gym Guy: Uh...still here.
Demin: Right. So, you gonna give me this dude's weaknesses or what?
Gym Guy: No can do kid. This gym has been empty for months. I have no clue who the gym leader is. Didn't notice the spinarak webs did ja?
Aveilthe: Now that you mention it, those big green pokemon with faces on their butts are pretty hard to miss. ._.
Spin-a-rak! n_n
Demin: How the heck am I supposed to get money if I can't beat gym leaders?
Gym Guy: You mean badges?
Demin: Right. What'd I say?
Mysterious Voice: Hold on there!
Gym Guy: It's the gymleader! He has returned! *kneels*
Demin: Seriously dude, you're way too into this.
Unknown Gymleader: Come and face me then trainer! That is if you have the BALLS!!
Demin: Wha!?
Gymleader: Pokeballs kid, your pokeballs. -.-
Demin: Ooooooh, right. Go! Demin!
(pokemon)Demin: DEEEEEE-Min!!!
Gymleader: My turn. I choose you! *throws pokeball*
Aveilthe: HOMG!!!! :0
Demin: What the-!!
Gym Guy: Who's that pokemon!?
To be continued....
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Post by demin on Apr 21, 2008 20:39:08 GMT -6
Holy shiz...... this entertains me WAY more than it should. x3
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Post by sakoru on Apr 21, 2008 20:42:31 GMT -6
Omg Wom!! That's hilarious xDDD! Can I have some of whatever you were on while writing this? :3
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Post by blitzkreig on Apr 22, 2008 7:07:44 GMT -6
I'm laughin all the way to the bank! Bwaha! Epic Kratos/Endy battle scene, initiate...NAOW! > |
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Post by Felypsa on Apr 22, 2008 14:51:54 GMT -6
Oh man, Team Rocket...them's were the days.
Ver' funny, jaja =D Write mo' please! ^^
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Post by relletwilight on Apr 22, 2008 15:07:30 GMT -6
o.o.
My, my, my. =|
Bravo.. or brava. *Claps.*
Lovin' it, lovin' it, i'm lovin' like that. *Slick dance move.*
Cha' you bet that was awesome.
xD
I was like "HAHAHAHAHAHA." all tha way through it, man.
I wan't MO'. Make mo', Lul. [/center] |
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Post by Wyndbain on Apr 25, 2008 15:42:46 GMT -6
Gotta Pwn 'em All! Part 4.
Gym Guy: That pokemon! It's-
Nanja: Na-nan-Nanja! :D
Demin: That can only mean one thing!
Unknown Gymleader: That's right! I am-*swooshes off dark cloak dramatically*
Aveilthe: Wom's evil twin!!
Everyone: -_____- ....
Gymleader Wom: I'll let that slide...
Demin: I knew that Gymleader title was a form of forshadowing!!
Gymleader Wom: Just shut it and battle. Dx
Demin: Hold up. You chose your Nanja-
Nanja: NA-NANJA!!! :D
Demin: ... There's no way in hell I'm fighting that thing. -.-
Gymleader Wom: Urr, fine. Since you've seen her before anyway, that would give you an unfair advantage.
Demin: Oh, in that case-
Gymleader Wom: Nanja, return! Instead, I'll choose you, Mage!
Mage: Maaaaaaage. -.-
Aveilthe: He's asleep. ._.
Demin: The dud pokemon? Demin, show her not to underestimate us with a tackle! Dx
(pokemon)Demin: Deeeeeee-min!!
Mage: Mage! >.<
Demin: Whoot!
Gymleader Wom: Mage, use recovery!
Mage: Ma. <3 <3 <3 <3 n.n
Demin: Wha? I thought he didn't have any special moves!?
Gymleader Wom: He has no special attacks.
Demin: Figures. -.- Demin, tackle again!
Gymleader Wom: Hold up, hold up. Doesn't your pokemon know any other moves?
Demin: I dunno. o.o
Wom: -___-
Aveilthe: Check the handy dandy pokedex!
Pokedex: Sup?
Demin: What are my pokemon's attacks?
Pokedex: How the hell should I know?
Demin: You're a pokedex! You know these things! Dx
Pokedex: Ooooh yeah, you're right. Well, have you used tackle?
Demin: Plenty.
Pokedex: Right. Then try growl.
Demin: Demin, use growl!
(pokemon)Demin: Grrrraaarrrr!!!
*Mage's Attack was lowered*
Aveilthe: That growl was sexy <3
Demin: And utterly useless. -.-
Gymleader Wom: Mage, use Counter!
Mage: *blips*
Aveilthe: Wtf? o_o
Demin: Well that was pointless... Ok now, what other attacks are there?
Pokedex: Try Fire Blast.
Demin: Seriously? Demin, Fireblast!
(pokemon)Demin: ???
Demin: I hate you. -__-
Pokedex: Hahaha. Fail. Seriously though, Headbutt.
Demin: I don't trust you. Demin, use Headbutt anyway.
Aveilthe: Hehe, butt...
(pokemon)Demin: Deeeemin! *uses headbutt*
Demin: Wow...you actually helped. o_o
Pokedex: Yeah. Now don't bother me again. EVER.
Mage: Maaaa....g-e!!! *counters*
(pokemon)Demin: De! Dx
Demin: Wtf? It's not your turn!
Gymleader Wom: Pfft, counter returns back any physical damage with double the power.
(pokemon)Demin: Min! *faints*
Gymleader Wom: Whoot! I win!
Gym Guy: Here kid, a present! *tosses something*
Demin: Sweet! A revive!
(pokemon)Demin: *is revived* 0.o
Demin: Alright Demin, headbutt again!
(pokemon)Demin: Deee!!
Gymleader Wom: Nuo! Dx I haven't used counter yet!!
Mage: Ma! *faints*
Demin: In your face!! >D
Gymleader Wom: You are SO fired!! DX
Gym Guy: I'm not on the payroll.
Gymleader Wom: Why the hell are you here?
Demin: *AHEMS*
Gymleader Wom: Oh, alright, FINE. You've defeated me in a battle (although you cheated), so here's your stupid Gym Badge. It's called Deep Blue.
Demin: Sweet. Another item I'll put into my bag and never see again. Uhm...don't I get money?
Gymleader Wom: Look! I found Wyndbain's pokeball!
Demin: Alrighty! To the next town!
To be continued....
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Post by demin on Apr 25, 2008 19:44:50 GMT -6
Oh yeah. I'm awesome. :3
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Post by blitzkreig on Apr 26, 2008 11:58:22 GMT -6
Super freaky!
*Cheesy thumbs up*
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Post by Itena on Apr 27, 2008 15:25:29 GMT -6
Funny! Now get me back in there! >:3 *selfish*
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