belated hello

[micarst]

Hey all.

Joined several weeks back, but got busy with life, so I only just started making posts - I think it was last night? Anyway. Getting ready to have to go to sleep, it's only midnight here but I usually have to get up early. Before I go, here's more than you probably wanted to know about me:

Eyes: Blue
Hair: Naturally brown, usually dyed burgundy
Height: 4'11"
Weight: You know, on second thought.... FAT
Born in: Henderson, KY
Kids: Cendan Wolf, male, 21 months
Rowan Drake, male, 7 months
Favorite food: Tie between crab rangoon and shrimp lo mein
Favorite author: Rest in peace, Robert Jordan
Favorite music: Psychopathic Records artists- keeps me sane
Favorite place: Any clean beach by the ocean, when it's warm
Favorite activity: Hackysack, if I can't RP
Political views: Idealist, somewhat liberal
Employment: Homemaker

[kio]

It's nice too meet you.My name is wolf eyes,but you can call me wolf for short.I like cars and wolves.I really want to own a ford mustang car,but I can't because I am not old enough.I like playing car games on my xbox360 and I like play xbox live.My dream job is to work on cars.

[Monkey Monk]

Whoop whoop fam! Welcome to SO. Don't mind Twilly, he's gonna rag on ya for being a 'lette. No worries though. You've got me to make Blitzy and Demin keep him in line *cracks knuckles*

By the way....YOU'RE A MIDGET! Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

[micarst]

Nice to officially meet you both. =)

Hey now, I'm several inches taller than a legal midget, but unfortunately I fall into the category of people too short to have a safety benefit from any type of airbags in a car. If airbags deploy in an accident, I'm more likely to have my neck snapped than be saved from injury. *mournfully* They don't make cars for people as short as I am, do they?

[micarst]

I want to work at Taco Bell. They never know how to make their food to company standards, and it's so funny...

Down in Okeechobee FL, there was a Taco Bell where they never once got our order correct. It was fine usually because we called the customer service number to complain and got free food tickets. But one night it just made my husband mad, and he threw the food out the window! So I around the drive thru again and explained their mess up, apologized for my husband's childishness and asked politely that they give us the correct order.

They hemmed and hawed about it, so I asked: "How late are you open?" It was 11pm and they had three hours to go. So I asked, "You need some coffee?" The guy just stood there with his mouth open. By now I was embarrassing my husband, so he was trying to shush me. Which made ME mad. I really meant it about the coffee! So I told the guy, "You know, if I had your job, I would be glad to check and double check people's order. I'm the kind of person that calls customer service hotlines to tell them what I don't like about an establishment, and I have made five calls about your restaurant in the last three weeks. That's just unacceptable."

So finally they decide to make the order, and this time it's correct, and everything was fine. Until my husband made me stop where he threw the food out and pick it up. At least the bag was tied...