Post by Aveilthé on Nov 13, 2005 22:03:59 GMT -6
So it has happened. Ghost returns, attacks Shinkou Ookami. Yueh meets his future self. Ryannktsu comes and attacks also. WyndBain is pissed beyond all reason and would break the laws of physics to defeat Ryannktsu.
- Shinkou Ookami -
- Shinkou Ookami -
WyndBain: Fear my glowing sphear of goodness, you evil fiend!
Ryannktsu: Argh! That left a mark... You will pay for that!
WyndBain: You and what army?
Hugeass Army of Doom: 'Sup.
Zerxex: How ironic. *Smirks*
WyndBain: But they're just standing there...
Ryannktsu: Well, when you're fighting and trying to control an army of undead monsters, it's kinda hard...
WyndBain: Point taken. Now lets fight!
***
Yueh: I thought I was the strongest wolf in all of Shinkou!
Ghost: *SNERKS* ...no you're not, you filthy ball of pompous dog crap.
Yueh: *WHIMPER* Please don't hurt me, Mr. Ghost, sir! I'm too young to diiie!
Wolf masses: That's a laugh.
Ghost: Hehe. BOW DOWN TO ME, BITCH.
***
Kangetsu: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. I mean, Keroberos. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
Keroberos: Only a master of evil, Yueh.
Kangetsu: Uhm... my name is Kangetsu. Time to die! For you, Kero!
Keroberos: But... I'm your brother! You wouldn't kill me!
Kangetsu: Watch me.
Keroberos: So... let me get this straight... If Yueh dies, you will cease to live?
Kangestu: Did I say that?
Keroberos: Uhm.. yah.
***
WyndBain: Maybe if I release my wind power of goodness, Ryannktsu will be distracted while I concentrate to progress on a much bigger and better power!
Ryannktsu: Oh my, wind. Something tells me I should split.
WyndBain: SUCKER! *snerk*
Ryannktsu: Damn that infallible clause of good conquering evil!
Jerrythefrogproductions.com: QUIT STEALING OUR LINES, DAMN IT.
Kaoru: *Typing* Squee, mmkay, mmkay...
Ryannktsu: Damn that little wretch!
Kaoru: I suuuck. ):
WyndBain: But I haven't beaten you yet...
Ryannktsu: Wait, this is very true! Heehee.
WyndBain: *Sigh...*
***
Yueh: So... weak... want to... kick... his ass...
Ghost: Heehee, does the wittle wolfie want to come out and play?
Yueh: Touch me one more time, I'll bite your hand off.
Ghost: *COUGH* La-aame...
Yueh: *growlsnarlmoregrowling*
Ghost: You are unworthy. Come back when you're good 'n strong so I can kick yo' ass and prove what a worthless piece of cat barf.
Yueh: Ahh, !?@# you.
***
Keroberos: I cannot kill you.
Kangetsu: Chickeeen. Bwak, bwak! Bwaaaak!
Keroberos: But death is better than fate.
Kangetsu: Whatever. Now go run off and try to save your brother, which is, me.
Keroberos: Argh, now I know how Frodo feels.
***
WyndBain: BEHOLD MY AWESOME BACKLIGHTING OF DOOM! Doom, I say!
Ryannktsu: AIIIEEE! MY EYES!
WyndBain: On behalf of the moon, I will perish you, for I am Sailor Moon!
Ryannktsu: OH MY GOD! YOU ARE?! LIKE... I'M A BIG FAN.
WyndBain: Like, really? Like, OH MY GOD!
Ryannktsu: OMG!
WyndBain: OMG!
Ryannktsu: OMG!
Ryannktsu and WyndBain: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!
Ryannktsu: But I'm still going to kill you.
WyndBain: No, I am.
Ryannktsu: I am, bitch!
WyndBain: You totally contradict yourself, you know.
Ryannktsu: That's why I'm a part of the METO.
WyndBain: METO?
Ryannktsu: Mindless Evil Thug Organization.
WyndBain: Ah.
***
Kangetsu: Before you go, brother, I have something to tell you.
Keroberos: Something tells me that it is nothing good.
Kangetsu: Kero. I am your father.
Keroberos: GASP!
Kangetsu: Hehe, I've always wanted to say that.
Keroberos: That's it, I'm REALLY leaving!
***
So, what now? Uhm... nothing, really. Come back for next week's episode entitled, "IS KANGETSU REALLY KERO'S FATHER? DUN DUN DUNNNN!".