The One Azure

[Monkey Monk]

Long ago, in the empty Little Debbie snack wrappers of the Room of Doom, Azure's of power were made. Three were given to the Goths, who were the fairest and oldest of all. Five were given to the phsycos, for they were skilled craftsmen. And nine were given to the girls of SO, for they desired power above all. But they were all decieved. The dark lord Kaoru forged a supreme Azure. The Azure of absolute power. With this Azure, Kaoru waged war upon the realm of Center Place. There was an epic battle, in which the Azure was cut from Kaoru's hair. Kaoru vanished, but the Azure of absolute power lived on. It came to the creature Stryder. With this being it waited. Waited for the day it's master came back. Finally it fled from the being Stryder, but fell into the hands of a creature it did not expect. A kitty by the name of Wyndbain.

60 Years Later

Wyndbain: WEWT! I'm like, 111 years old and I don't look it!
Azure: Do I seriously need to clean the floors AGAIN? I just did it an hour ago..>.<
Wyndbain: QUIET! Clean the floors
Azure: Talk about your slave labor *goes to work*
Frodo: *pokes his head through the door* Bilbo?
Wyndbain: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DILDO?!
Frodo: O.O Wrong house...
Wyndbain: *snorts and goes about chasing a ball of yarn and doing kitty stuff*
Fely: *falls in with big pointy hat* Fwee! I'm a wizard.
Azure: But you're a girl o.O Wouldn't that make you a witch?
Fely: What did you call me!? *makes the room turn all dark*
Azure: I call you a witch *blinks*
Fely: Oh ^_^ My mistake.
Wyndbain: *pokes head up with nose covered in nip* FELY! *glomps*
Fely: *is glompified* I see you still have that Azure.
Wyndbain: >.> MY PRECIOUS!
Fely: What did you call it?
Wyndbain: Eh?
Fely: It's been called that before..
Azure: Um hello? I am not an it.
Fely: Give the Azure to Kiku.
Wyndbain: *sniffles* But but..
Fely: Do it!
Wyndbain: Hey wait! I have godly admin powers!
Azure: Not in this play.
Wyndbain: Not even censor powers? *pouts*
Azure: Nope

Suddenly there was a knock at the door and Kiku entered.

Kiku: Boo!
Azure: EEP!
Wyndbain: AAH!
Fely: ACK!
Kiku: hehe
Wyndbain: I'm going to go sulk in the mountains and like finish my book. *walks off*
Azure: *twitches* She calls me.
Kiku: Does this mean I get the Azure now?
Fely: Yes. Keep it secret. Keep it hidden. I must go and investigate something.
Azure: I'M NOT AN IT GOD DARNIT! >.<
Kiku: *blinks* ok then
Fely: *runs out the door*

((Bum bum bum. End the first chapter. I hope you all enjoy this. I promised I would make a surprise due to the Azure thing on the CBox ))

[Felypsa]

Oh my e.e; I have a hat. I like my hat. And I can make the room dark! Sweet.

Oh, now I'm all excited. Please continue, Monkey. This will be...interesting...xD I like how Azure is an "it."

PS: I thought Gandalf's famous line was "Keep it secret. Keep it safe." ^_^ Ok, done nitpicking now. -runs away in big pointy hat- Woot!

[Aveilthé]

Lmao, that's awesome XD How can you do that to me, eh Monkey? Make Kaoru the evil villain, will you? Poor Kaoru, always so mis-understood... no wonder I'm always playing the wretched, villainous, mis-understood creatures of certain plays.

I just have a sign that says 'villain, wretched, and mis-understood' plastered on my forehead, don't I?

Or do I have a 'Kick-me' sign on the back?

What the hell are you looking at?!??

Awesome play, yo.

shinkou.proboards20.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=image&thread=1144466973

Speaking of plays and musicals and concerts and WHEEE. XD

[Mama Z]

But Azure was mine to begin with! -pouts-

[Aveilthé]

We can share, Zizzie! <3

[Monkey Monk]

For two days Fely studied in the libraries of the Offwhite City. She discovered things about the Azure of absolute power. Terrible secrets of it's history. And news of a darkness in the east from the lands of Moped came to her. With haste she left the Offwhite City in order to warn Kiku and give her a quest.

Kiku: *plays with a mouse* FEAR ME!
Azure: o.O ....you have problems...
Kiku: *twitches* What did you say?
Fely: *bursts through the door* Is it secret?! Is it safe?!
Azure: I'M NOT AN IT GOSH DARNIT! >.<
Kiku: It's right here. What's wrong Fely?
Azure: Does no one listen to me?
Fely: Quick, put it in this envelope and throw it in the fire.
Azure: Oh hell no!
Kiku: *crams the Azure in an envelope and tosses it in the fire*
Azure: Ouch! Hot! Hot! Hooooooooooot!
Fely: *pulls the Azure from the fire and pushes it to Kiku* What do you see?
Kiku: Nothing...no wait
Weird markings began to glow on Azure's nose.
Azure: Hehe I'm like Rudolph
Fely: *holds Azure's chin and starts reading*
Kiku: What's it say?
Azure: That if you don't stop calling me an it I'm going to make you go crazy later >.>
Fely: It says that this is the Azure of power.
Kiku: *blinks* uh huh...?
Fely: Oy..*sits Kiku down and goes on with long speel of a dark lord and what not*
Kiku: *blinks* uh huh...?
Fely: *smacks Kiku with a fish* You have to take it to the elfs! It must be destroyed!
Azure: Woah woah woah! Freeze frame. You mean that Kaoru is back? And now you want to kill me? *pouts*
Kiku: Oooooo the elfs. *drools*
Fely: *smacks Kiku with a fish* Snap out of it! Now we must get going.
Mysterious noise: Snap crackle pop
Fely: What is that?!
Kiku: Hehe ^_^;; I let the tv on *turns off tv*
Mysterious noise 2: Crunch snap
Fely: *reaches out the window and throws the intruder onto a table*
Hikaru: HEY! That hurt!
Fely: You?! What did you hear?
Hikaru: No-nothin' important. A whole lot about a dark lord and the end of the world...
Kiku: Hey...I know you..
Hikaru: Well duh. We just totally got drunk down at the party two hours ago.
Kiku: *shifty eyes* What do you mean? I never drink
Fely: Will you two stop? Hikaru, you can help Kiku on her quest..She must destroy the Azure of absolute power. It must be taken from this world.
Azure: >.< FOR THE LAST TIME! I! AM! NOT! AN! IT!

And so Kiku and Hikaru began their quest to travel to the city of the elfs, Santa's Little Village. Fely took off once more to do important wizard err...witch stuff.

Kiku: We're walking, we're walking! Walking through the field!
Azure: Will you stop? You've been singing that one line for the last two hours.
Hikaru: I like it though ^_^
Mysterious Noise 3: Crash crash woof woof
Kiku: What is that?
Figure 1: *falls on kiku*
Figure 2: *falls on Hikaru*
Kiku: Gerrof me!
Hikaru: What the..?!

The two figures turned out to be Kooky and Rodent carrying many electronical devices.

Kiku: *gasp* You've been stealing from Radioshack again!
Kooky: Shush! Let's run!
Rodent: *drops dvd player and runs off*
Kooky: *runs as well*
Kiku: *follows*
Hikaru: *blinks and drags Azure off*
Azure: HEY! Not the hair! *is dragged off*

((Yeah a rather drossful end to the second chapter but I started out in a good mood and then I slipped into a sad one.))

[Felypsa]

Haha I love how you tossed Azure into the fire and how Kiku left the TV on...and...er...Moped? I'm sorry you're in sad-like mood Feel better, and keep writing XD

[Aveilthé]

Haha... stealing DVDs? Lmao. That's funny, Monkey, I love this play. I can't wait to read chapter 3! XD And the ending. Can't wait to see what it would be like in your point of view... XDD

[Mama Z]

Poor Azure, -it- Should be enjoying this! ^^ e.e

And I dont share! -scuttles off with Azure in pocket-

[zury]

Yesh...poor Azure. -it- is a -she-, not an -it-, yet nobody seems to listen. -is scuttled off with in Z's pocket-

[Kikuyoshi]

-chews on the fish she was slapped with.....twice- xD

so...hmm, lemmy think now.

So far i've been turned into Kiku-potter and now i'm frodo-yoshi? xD lol

Loving it so far -nod- yep yep ^-^

[Relairah]

Holy flipping cow! That's halarious! I was like, literally laughing me head off xD Encore! *Can't wait for chapter 3* Teehee, squee! I'm Sam-wise Gamgi or however you spell his name xP

[Wyndbain]

The second chapter...I didn't like...Cuz I wasn't in it!! *goes off to chase after invisible mice*

But first chapter <3 *luffs*

[Felypsa]

Not self-centered much, are we, Wom? XD jk

[Monkey Monk]

It was thus that our not-so-brave travellers began their quest to the elf city of Santa's Little Village. We join them at night on one of the dirt roads that covers the lands.

Kiku: Chicken go cluck cluck,
Hikaru: Cow go moo,
Kooky: Piggy go oink oink,
Rodent How 'bout you?
Azure: -_- Moi...do you guys no any other songs?
Kiku: I DO! *starts singing Eye of the Tiger*
Rodent: *starts singing Before I Forget*
Hikaru: *starts singing Witchy Woman*
Kooky: *starts singing some random song*
Azure: Oh my god I just had to ask...*jumps on next thing to change subject* LOOK A TAVERN! Like from that horrible movie...Lord of the Rings I think
Kiku: Yeah that movie totally blowed.
Hikaru: *nods*
Kooky: We're way better at the plot line.
Rodent: o.O Huh?
Kooky: >.> You didn't hear that.
Hikaru: Lets go in and get drunk!
Kiku: I'm up!

And so the weary travellers went into the tavern and began to drink pints of various drinks.

Hikaru: I got butterbeer!
Kooky: Isn't that from that *bleap* Harry Potter story thing?
Hikaru: >.>
Kiku: Mine tastes funny
Azure: That's because it's Yak urine.
Kiku: OMG! IT CAN TALK!
Azure: I AM NOT AN IT GOD DAMNIT! >.<
Rodent: You guys shush. I think that guy in the corner is checking us out.
Aragorn: *puff on pipe*
Kooky: Him? He looks like a hunk *drools*
Rodent: *smacks Kooky with a rotting fish* No! Not him! That guy!
Kiku: He kinda looks like Anthony Hopkins...
Anthony Hopkins: *is rocking in his seat* Hello Clarice..HELLO CLARICE!
Azure: *sigh* Can't you see, it's clearly that guy.
Kiku: *graps Azure's arm* Point to him!
Azure: NO YOU FOOL!

And then world swirled into a blurry land. Kiku and Azure were transported about untill they were facing a giant eye wearing a monicle.

Kaoru: Mwuhahahahaha! I am the evil lord Kaoru!
Kiku: *blinks* Why do you look like the Monopoly man?
Kaoru: SHUT UP! I lost my contact...
Kiku: Why don't you just wear glasses? I mean a monacle is redundant.
Azure: Uh duuuuuh. No nose. I mean look at her. She's a giant eye.
Kaoru: AZURE!
Azure: KAORU! *glomps*
Kaoru: *starts to roll* NOOOOOOOOO! *drops off tower*

And so Kiku and Azure were transported back to the tavern.

Will the group ever reach the elf city of Santa's Little Village? Will we ever find out who the guy is that is checking them out? Will Kaoru ever find her contact? And will Azure finally not be called an it? Tune in next time for almost none of the answers!