Shinkou-ian Idol

[boiai]

I was so very bored, so I thought it would be funny to make a sort of American Idol for SO. Well, this is only part 1, so... enjoy it. More people are coming up, as well as... the finale! The finale should be due, by my calculations, by the New Year, or at least by my birthday, Februray 17th. Now... it starts!

-theme-

Kaoru: -WAVES- Welcome to Shinkou-ian Idol, where we find the best singer on the forum known as Shinkou Ookami! Let’s meets our judges. –camera flicks over to judges-

Kaoru: Demin! –points-

Demin: -waves in a girly gay way- Hehe!

Kaoru: Avyris! –points-

Avyris: -slaps Demin on the back- Sorry, but he didn’t take his pills. >->

Kaoru: Wyndbain! –points-

Wyndbain: -scowls- Call me Wom. Or I will strangle you. –evil manic laughter-

Kaoru: o.o

Avyris: … Wom must’ve forgotten to take her pills this morning, too.

-cricket chirp-

Kaoru: Okay! Let’s bring in our first contestant… Fely!

Fely: -walks in- Hiiii, everyone! :D

Z: -takes place at piano- I am ready. >3

Demin: -chugs down Tic-Tacs-

Avyris: -steals Tic-Tac box from Demin-

Wom: -has taken her pills- What song will you be singing? :P

Fely: Dahurrr… “Purple Rain” by Prince – the idiot guy who sung at the Super Bowl.

Demin: -stands up on table- THAT SONG SUXXORZ! D<

Fely: D:

Avyris: -shoots tranquilizer dart at Demin- No, its fine. Roll it.

Wom: No, wait!

Avyris: … What, Wyn… Wom?
Wom: I have to itch my buttocks.

Kaoru: Wom… TMI. TMI. >->

Avyris: -starts singing-

Avyris: -several mo’s later- The End.

Kaoru: Judges, go.

Demin: -snores- Zzz… yes, yes… what a wonderful song… but the tune sucked...

Kaoru: Avyris?

Avyris: You were squeaking the high notes and roaring the low notes. I could smell your breath… whew! :x … Anyhow, it’s got a bit of good in there. Not much. Just about a grain of sand, though.

Kaoru: Wyn… Wom?

Wom: Uh… wow. I’m sorry, but by the judges’ opinion, you sucked. But maybe… just maybe… you might be better than some of the others. So just wait. But in my opinion, you sucked so horribly, it seemed a little bit good. :3

Kaoru: … And we’ll be back after this commercial break!

(END OF PART 1)

Yup. I told you I was bored. xD

[Felypsa]

Aw...you mean I won't even make it to Hollywood Week? -sniffles- That's not faaaair.

Haha, I love the Tic-Tacs and the pills. Our judges are so very...uh, classy. >.>

Write more! I wanna at least know that everyone else sucks more than me! >:]

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

Oooh, I wanna be in it! I'll rock the stage! ^^ Not to sound self-centered or anything... XD But yeah... I wanna be in there playing a guitar and singing a rock song! Hellz yeah!

[boiai]

Fely: Most people will suck. You miiiight win. x3

Death: I'll squeeze you in. There's still a lot of other people... not including me. I'm someone special. xD

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

Yesh! Coolioness. ^^ But yeah.... Awesome idea... Wish I had thought of it... XD

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

Ooh, I have an idea. You should totally have some random person run in, push past the guards, go all teenie and scream: OMG _____, I heart you!
Before being dragged away.
Like it?

[Kikuyoshi]

xDD

-shakes bum to fely's singing-

i don't like to sing in public ><;; i sing in the shower and that's about it...unless you get me really hyper/dopey xP

love the play deary, please continue! ^-^

[demin]

fely said:

Aw...you mean I won't even make it to Hollywood Week? -sniffles- That's not faaaair.

Haha, I love the Tic-Tacs and the pills. Our judges are so very...uh, classy. >.>

Write more! I wanna at least know that everyone else sucks more than me! >:]

Please, I havn't needed pills since I was like...4.....okay, I still need those pills....I just don't take em =D. If I do then I won't be insane....and that's why you all love me, right?*holds Wom at gunpoint*....RIGHT?! O.O;;;;...*twitch*

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

Wow Demin. *shakes head* Hmm... *bang!* Hah, I shot you Demin! ^^

And I'm just your homocidal emo chick. XD

[Relairah]

OOO! I wanna be in it! It looks awesome! And it's funneh! xP

[Aveilthé]

Yes! I get to be one of the few that won't suck 'cause I'm the host!

[Kiroro {D.evil's A.dvocate}]

O.O

Throw Kiroro innnnn! xD

[blitzkreig]

We all know Blitzy has to be in there. I mean, come one....

COME ON =D

Or will I have to do favours? Dirty favours to sway your minds?? Cause I'm down for that >.>

[wolfgirl184]

demin said:

fely said:

Aw...you mean I won't even make it to Hollywood Week? -sniffles- That's not faaaair.

Haha, I love the Tic-Tacs and the pills. Our judges are so very...uh, classy. >.>

Write more! I wanna at least know that everyone else sucks more than me! >:]

Please, I havn't needed pills since I was like...4.....okay, I still need those pills....I just don't take em =D. If I do then I won't be insane....and that's why you all love me, right?*holds Wom at gunpoint*....RIGHT?! O.O;;;;...*twitch*

..........................(note to self: Stay away from demin)

I can siiiiiiiing!!!! >3 YOHO YOHO A PIRATES LIIIIIIIFE FOOOOR MEEEEEEE!!!!>x

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That's hilarious. xDDDD YOU MUST MAKE MORE!!!!