Post by Aveilthé on Oct 28, 2007 16:39:41 GMT -6
What would happen if Kratos met Endymion?
Why don't we take a little peek and see?
Blitzy gave me this idea when she posted something like this on MSN, so it gave me inspiration to do something like what she's done. I encourage her to post her little thing here, if she still has it, because it was funny XD
A skit duet by Aveilthé[/center]
Endymion: Yo, my brother from another mother, what's shakin'?
Kratos: Yer daddeh!
Endymion: We have the same dad, smart one.
Kratos: Yer mom!
Endymion: As far as I know, I don't have a mom.
Kratos: Yer face!
Endymion: A face which is sexier than yers.
Kratos: You suddenly bore me.
Endymion: That's your problem.
Kratos: I'm leaving now.
Endymion: Yer just jealous.
Kratos: At least I'm not a fairy like you.
Endymion: Yer not quite the brightest bulb in the box, aren'tchya?
Kratos: Shut up.
Endymion: Make me.
Kratos: Fag!
Endymion: Even if I was, I wouldn't date you or your brothers.
Kratos: I would hope not.
Endymion: Don't worry, your face is something only a mother could love.
Kratos: Don't you be talkin' 'bout my mama now.
Endymion: Just did!
Kratos: You argue like an old man!
Endymion: I wasn't the one that opened a can of worms.
Kratos: You're the one keeping this going.
Endymion: That's 'cause you can't touch this.
Kratos: Eww, I would never touch that...
Endymion: Don't lie.
Kratos: Does this look like the face of a liar?
Endymion: Not sure, I never really looked at your face close enough before.
Kratos: Why?
Endymion: The first time I looked at you, you reminded me of something I saw in between my toes. Since then I never could look at yer face closely again... I'd have to look at you from far away to feel comfortable.
Kratos: Nah, my face is just too good for you.
Endymion: In your dreams, don't count.
Kratos: At least I'm better at sex than you.
Endymion: Hey, nothin' wrong with abstinence. At least I'm not the one in danger of getting STD's.
Kratos: Well yer face reminds me of STD's.
Endymion: You wish, sweetie.
Kratos: I don't wish, I know.
Endymion: Know this. *Farts in Kratos's face*
Kratos: *Sniffs* Smells like your other end.
Endymion: At least my farts smell sweeter than yours.
Kratos: There must be something wrong with your head, because yer farts are definitely less sweeter than mine.
Endymion: Get over yourself, my farts pwn!
Kratos: Lies!
Endymion: Truths!
Kratos: Your life is a lie!
Endymion: If that's true, then so is yers since we come from the same dad!
Kratos: I am yer daddeh.
Endymion: ...okay, whatever makes your little kink fly.
Kratos: I was right, you are a fag!
Endymion: Yer ass smells like fags.
Kratos: Does not!
Endymion: Does too!
Kratos: S'not!
Endymion: S'tew!
Kratos: I won't even begin to explain how wrong that sounded.
Endymion: Everything you say sounds wrong.
Kratos: Your mom.
Endymion: Your mom's mom.
Kratos: Oh, it's on now.
Endymion: Oh, it's been on.
Kratos: Lets take this outback.
Endymion: At the playground?
Kratos: 3:30 pm sharp.
Endymion: Be there or be square.
Kratos: You already ARE square.
Endymion: That's it, lets bring it now!
Kratos: Ohh, he's gettin' all pissy!
Endymion: Right here and now, bitch!
Kratos: You've already been whipped, little bitch.
Endymion: I'll show you little, little man!
Kratos: I'm gonna smack this bitch up!
Endymion: C'mon man, bring it on, bring it ALL on!
Kratos: *Jumps around holding up fists* C'mon, you!
Endymion: Oh snap!
Kratos: Beware of my flying fists of fury!
Endymion: You fight like a little girl.
Kratos: So did YO MAMA! *fires a gun at Endymion*
Endymion: Watch this! Matrix! *Does The Matrix dodging technique*
Kratos: Now it's time for a musical number!
Aveilthé: *In the background, playing a piano badly*
Endymion: Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you!
Kratos: No you can't.
Endymion: Yes I can.
Kratos: No you can't!
Endymion: I can eat more chocolate, than you ever thought that--
Kratos: Well I'm sure you can.
Endymion: What's that supposed to mean?
Kratos: I've seen you gorge yourself in chocolate, Fatty McFatty.
Endymion: Oh yeah, it's all about big and fancy words now, innit?
Kratos: You must be really dim to think that anything that I said was big and fancy!
Endymion: Have you ever heard of a little thing called sarcasm?
Kratos: Yeah, and that was yer face.
Endymion: Ouch.
Kratos: Burrrn.
Endymion: Your comebacks suck.
Kratos: Not as much as yours.
Endymion: Sorry, what? I have a problem with hearing BS.
Kratos: Of course you do.
Endymion: Weren't we supposed to duke it out?
Kratos: We already did, and I pwnt yer ass.
Endymion: Yeah? Well pwnt this! *Drop-kicks from the ionosphere*
Kratos: Oooh, that's gonna leave a sexy mark.
Endymion: I am the winnah!
Kratos: It's not over yet.
Endymion: Yes it is!
Kratos: To hell it's not!
Endymion and Kratos: *continues bickering til the end of time*[/color]
Why don't we take a little peek and see?
Blitzy gave me this idea when she posted something like this on MSN, so it gave me inspiration to do something like what she's done. I encourage her to post her little thing here, if she still has it, because it was funny XD
Kratos Meets Endymion
A skit duet by Aveilthé[/center]
Endymion: Yo, my brother from another mother, what's shakin'?Kratos: Yer daddeh!Endymion: We have the same dad, smart one.Kratos: Yer mom!Endymion: As far as I know, I don't have a mom.Kratos: Yer face!Endymion: A face which is sexier than yers.Kratos: You suddenly bore me.Endymion: That's your problem.Kratos: I'm leaving now.Endymion: Yer just jealous.Kratos: At least I'm not a fairy like you.Endymion: Yer not quite the brightest bulb in the box, aren'tchya?Kratos: Shut up.Endymion: Make me.Kratos: Fag!Endymion: Even if I was, I wouldn't date you or your brothers.Kratos: I would hope not.Endymion: Don't worry, your face is something only a mother could love.Kratos: Don't you be talkin' 'bout my mama now.Endymion: Just did!Kratos: You argue like an old man!Endymion: I wasn't the one that opened a can of worms.Kratos: You're the one keeping this going.Endymion: That's 'cause you can't touch this.Kratos: Eww, I would never touch that...Endymion: Don't lie.Kratos: Does this look like the face of a liar?Endymion: Not sure, I never really looked at your face close enough before.Kratos: Why?Endymion: The first time I looked at you, you reminded me of something I saw in between my toes. Since then I never could look at yer face closely again... I'd have to look at you from far away to feel comfortable.Kratos: Nah, my face is just too good for you.Endymion: In your dreams, don't count.Kratos: At least I'm better at sex than you.Endymion: Hey, nothin' wrong with abstinence. At least I'm not the one in danger of getting STD's.Kratos: Well yer face reminds me of STD's.Endymion: You wish, sweetie.Kratos: I don't wish, I know.Endymion: Know this. *Farts in Kratos's face*Kratos: *Sniffs* Smells like your other end.Endymion: At least my farts smell sweeter than yours.Kratos: There must be something wrong with your head, because yer farts are definitely less sweeter than mine.Endymion: Get over yourself, my farts pwn!Kratos: Lies!Endymion: Truths!Kratos: Your life is a lie!Endymion: If that's true, then so is yers since we come from the same dad!Kratos: I am yer daddeh.Endymion: ...okay, whatever makes your little kink fly.Kratos: I was right, you are a fag!Endymion: Yer ass smells like fags.Kratos: Does not!Endymion: Does too!Kratos: S'not!Endymion: S'tew!Kratos: I won't even begin to explain how wrong that sounded.Endymion: Everything you say sounds wrong.Kratos: Your mom.Endymion: Your mom's mom.Kratos: Oh, it's on now.Endymion: Oh, it's been on.Kratos: Lets take this outback.Endymion: At the playground?Kratos: 3:30 pm sharp.Endymion: Be there or be square.Kratos: You already ARE square.Endymion: That's it, lets bring it now!Kratos: Ohh, he's gettin' all pissy!Endymion: Right here and now, bitch!Kratos: You've already been whipped, little bitch.Endymion: I'll show you little, little man!Kratos: I'm gonna smack this bitch up!Endymion: C'mon man, bring it on, bring it ALL on!Kratos: *Jumps around holding up fists* C'mon, you!Endymion: Oh snap!Kratos: Beware of my flying fists of fury!Endymion: You fight like a little girl.Kratos: So did YO MAMA! *fires a gun at Endymion*Endymion: Watch this! Matrix! *Does The Matrix dodging technique*Kratos: Now it's time for a musical number!Aveilthé: *In the background, playing a piano badly*Endymion: Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you!Kratos: No you can't.Endymion: Yes I can.Kratos: No you can't!Endymion: I can eat more chocolate, than you ever thought that--Kratos: Well I'm sure you can.Endymion: What's that supposed to mean?Kratos: I've seen you gorge yourself in chocolate, Fatty McFatty.Endymion: Oh yeah, it's all about big and fancy words now, innit?Kratos: You must be really dim to think that anything that I said was big and fancy!Endymion: Have you ever heard of a little thing called sarcasm?Kratos: Yeah, and that was yer face.Endymion: Ouch.Kratos: Burrrn.Endymion: Your comebacks suck.Kratos: Not as much as yours.Endymion: Sorry, what? I have a problem with hearing BS.Kratos: Of course you do.Endymion: Weren't we supposed to duke it out?Kratos: We already did, and I pwnt yer ass.Endymion: Yeah? Well pwnt this! *Drop-kicks from the ionosphere*Kratos: Oooh, that's gonna leave a sexy mark.Endymion: I am the winnah!Kratos: It's not over yet.Endymion: Yes it is!Kratos: To hell it's not!Endymion and Kratos: *continues bickering til the end of time*[/color]
