Pokemon Parody, Gotta Pwn 'em All! Part 4 up!

[Wyndbain]

Avi said there should be a SO spoof of pokemon, so thus there shall be. xD


Professor Sap: Hello, and welcome to the world of pokemon. In this world pokemon are-

Wom: Yeah, yeah, nobody cares you old fart.

Professor Sap: B-but..I haven't finished my speech.

Wom: We catch them, tame them, kick some ass, become famous...let's just start this already!

Professor Sap: Just a-

*BEGIN ADVENTURE!!*

Alarm Clock: Hey there idiot! You're late! Time to wake up. Not that I really care.

Demin: Huzwah? Oh, I broke my clock in my sleep because I hate it. It has nothing to do with the fact that I was having a dream about pokemon and that it perfectly resembles a pokeball in every way, shape and form.

Clock: You're late dipstick.

Demin: Ho'crapolaz! I am! *gets dressed super ultra fast*

Clock: Woah that was quick! I'm impressed!

Demin: Thanks, inanimate object that I despise.

Annoying Narrator: Later on at the pokemon lab...where despite being a lab there's never any research being done, our hero arrives.

Demin: Hey, looks like I'm early, no one's here yet.

Professor Sap: Nope! You're actually the last one. Sucks to be you!

Demin: Snap! That alarm clock has foiled me again. Well, at least I still get a pokemon right?

Professor Sap: Wrong! Even though we only have three pokemon available for you to choose from, we invited more than 3 promising trainers to come and get a pokemon. You snooze, you suck!

Demin: ...

Professor Sap: Alright, you make a sturdy argument. I might have something stored in back, but it probably sucks and hates your guts.

Demin: Sweet!

Professor Sap: Here you go. I found it under the fridge a few weeks ago. Don't blame me if it's dead.

Demin: So it's a ghost type pokemon?

Professor Sap: Uhhhhh...sure, we'll say it's that.

Demin: *throws the pokeball*

*Lights go flashy*

Pokemon: DeeeeEMIN!!!

Demin: Holy crap! It's a Demin! Which coincidentally is exactly the same as my name, huh.

Professor Sap: See? Perfect match! Man, I'm a good poke professor. NOW GET OUT! *boots them both*

Demin: Wow! My very own pokemon. Now let's go beat the crap out of other trainers and riffle through their stuff for free cash.

(pokemon)Demin: Demin!

Demin: Is that all you say?

(pokemon)Demin: Demin!!

Demin: Right then, to the looting!



Narrator's Brother: Somewhere on Route 3566679...

Demin: Wtf, there's no trainers and all the pokemon suck. How does a disease carrying rat make a good pokemon?

(pokemon)Demin: De-min!

Demin: You said it.

Mysterious Trainer: Hey you! Let's battle!

Demin: Hark! Another trainer!

Picnicker Wom: Duh. Just send in your pokemon already. Go pokeball!

*shine shine sparkle sparkle*

Pokemon: WYND-BAIN!!!

Demin: Ho shiz! It's a Wyndbain! I should pull out my handy-dandy pokedex that I stole from Professor Sap to find it's weakness and win the battle!

Pokedex: Sup 'fo?

Demin: Gimme some info on this Wyndbain.

Pokedex: Word. You gonna die. Peace out.

Wyndbain: Wynd!!!

Picnicker Wom: Stop yelling in my ear dang it! And wtf is with this picnicker title!?

Demin: While she's distracted, hit that Wyndbain with a...a.....ahhhh.....

(pokemon)Demin: Demin?(Tackle?)

Demin: Whatever you said!

(pokemon)Demin: Demin!(Tackle!)

Hiker Wom: Wyndbain! Counter with a bitch-slap!

Wyndbain: Bain bain!(Bitch-slap be-otch!)

(pokemon)Demin: Min!(Oww!) *faints*

Demin: Aw crap...

Bug catcher Wom: Ha! I won, now hand over.... some... money.... I AM NOT A BUG CATCHER! Do you see a net!?

Demin: I'm kind of broke.

Ranger Wom: What!? How am I supposed to get money if the trainers I challenge are broke!?

Demin: So you're broke too? What if you had lost?

Biker Wom: Pfft, I don't loose.

Wyndbain: Bain!!

Swimmer Wom: And for the love of Mew, STOP CHANGING MY TITLE!!!

To be continued...

Maybe.

[Itena]

Omigod that's awesome XD DO SOME MORE! AND I WANT IN!

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

lmfao I could imagine like a super-duel:
DEATH-ykins!
ZEEEeeeeeeeeeeee!
Fel-YEEEEE!
I-ten-AA! I-ten-AA!
That kinda thing. lmfao

[Itena]

Naw, I wanna be a Nurse Itena or something, the psycho doctor. *eye twitch*

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

Oh, that works even better. "When they left, they just weren't the same.."
Haha, it's like a Death goes in there, comes out a Life, overly-happy and crap. Drives itsself insane, spontaneously combusts. I just keep imagining that now. xD

[Wyndbain]

Gotta Pwn 'em All! Part Two.

Demin: ...

Pkmn Trainer Wom: ... *stare*

Demin: Why are you still following me?

Pkmn Trainer Wom: Because you owe me money Ash Ketchem!!

Demin: I don't owe squat and my name's Demin.

Psychic Kid Wom: Oh...wrong script...

SPEAROW!!

Demin: Woah! A wild pokemon! I should whip out my pokedex to see what it is so I can catch it!

Psychic Kid Wom: And the fact that all pokemon scream their own name doesn't clue you in? Dx

Spearow! *flies off*

Demin: Drat! It got away. >.<

Psychic Kid Wom: Not that it matters, since you don't even have a pokemon conscious to help catch it with.

Demin: And whose fault do you think that is? -__-

Poke Fan Wom: Obviously not mine. -.-

Demin: ...

Poke Fan Wom: Look, you can heal your pokemon at the pokemon center in the next town, win some battles then pay me back what you owe.

Demin: You don't really care about anyone but yourself do you?

Poke Fan Wom: Right-o.

Narrator's Mother: Soon they both cheerily arrive in OverlyEmbarrasedPink Town! Wheeeeee! Look son, I'm narrating!

Narrator: Mother! Stop taking my lines!

Poke Fan Wom: Who's cheery you hyperactive pony woman? Dx

Demin: Stop trying to start a fight with narrators, we need to find the pokemon center.

Bug catcher Wom: It's the pokeball shaped building that's smack in the center of town, where we can also see the super bright search lights from since it's nighttime and the building's lit like a bulb.

Demin: ...I knew that.

.........

Nurse Joy: Welcome to the Pokemon Center! How can I help you? n.n

Demin: Uh, I need to get my pokemon healed.

Nurse Joy: Well! You've come to the right place! :3

Dragon Tamer Wom: You're too happy lady.

Nurse Joy: Of course, I'm Nurse Joy!

Demin: Just heal my pokemon kay?

Nurse Joy: Ok! n.n

*several moments later*

Demin: Alright! Got my pokemon all healed, now where's the gym?

Dragon Tamer Wom: Why don't you try reading that big sign behind you that says,

"OVERLYEMBARRASEDPINK OFFICIAL POKEMON LEAGUE GYM."

Demin: I was gonna check that next...

Dragon Tamer Wom: Right...

Demin: *barges into gym* Alright gymleader! Where are you? I need to challenge you and earn some serious cash!

Bird Keeper Wom: So you can pay me back!

Demin: -.-;

Mysterious Voice: Oh hoho~! So you think to defeat the OverlyEmbarrasedPink town's gym leader do you?

Demin: Show yourself! Dx

Gymleader Aveilthe: Haha! Prepare to face defeat at the paws of my sexy pink pokemon! Go Endymion!

Endymion: Endy~mi~on~(Pretty~in~pink~)

(pokemon)Demin: Min! >< (My eyes!)

Beauty Wom: Go sexy pokemon! xD

Demin: Hey! If I don't win, you don't get money!

Rival Wom: But I can't resist the pink!

Endymion: Endy! n_n

Gymleader Aveilthe: Hey, you who isn't battling, why does your name keep changing?

Skier Wom: Because life is cruel.

Gymleader Aveilthe: Sounds reasonable! Endymion! Use Attract!

Endymion: Endy~!(Sexy~!)

Demin: Wtf, it won't work, they're both guys! DX

Gymleader Aveilthe: Ha! That's what you think!

(pokemon)Demin: Deeeeee...*zoned out*

Gymleader Aveilthe: Endymion's so attractive, that even male pokemon are influenced by his charm. <3

Skier Wom: Ewww! I'm not a Yaoi fan! Dx

Gymleader Aveilthe: Now, use stomp and KO this sucker!

Endymion: En-MION!!(Ker-POW!!)

(pokemon)Demin: Miiin!(Augh!)*faints*

Demin: Hmm, I think I should have leveled him before actually taking on a gym leader.

Skier Wom: Ya think? Dx

Demin: Shut up. >< How about avenging me and defeating this gym leader so you can get your money already?

Pkmn Trainer Wom: No way. I don't have any interest in collecting badges. xP

Demin: Then why are you a trainer? ._.

Pkmn Trainer Wom: Cause I love money! :D

Wyndbain: BAIN!!

Pkmn Trainer Wom: Oh, and my pokemon...(not as much as money though...)

Wyndbain: Bain... -____-

Gymleader Aveilthe: If your friend here isn't going to battle me, then GET OUT!!! DX Since I've already knocked the stuffing out of your pokemon anyway.

(pokemon)Demin: ....miiiiiinnn... @___@

*later on at the pokemon center*

Demin: Nurse Joy, heal my pokemon again! Dx

New Nurse: Nurse Joy is on break. I'm Nurse Itena.(Wom: Yes, I totally read your comments. xD)

Nurse Itena: How may I help you? n.n *twitchy*

Wom: Did you just twitch? ._.

Nurse Itena: No...*twitchy*

Wom: Yes you-HEY! My title's gone!!!

Demin: I thought you didn't like your titles?

Wom: I didn't...it's just...now that it's gone I feel kind of...naked...

Nurse Itena: Do you want me to heal your pokemon or not? -__-

Demin: Uhh, sure.

Nurse Itena: THEN GIVE ME THEIR BALLS!!!!! DX

Wom & Demin: ._.

Wom: What say we just buy a revive at the pokemart?

Demin: Agreed.

*bothskeedadleasfastaspossible*

Nurse Itena: Wait! I NEED TO HEAL YER POKEMONS!!!! D:

Narrator: Later on at the nearby pokemart...

Demin: I can't believe that guy wanted 3,000 poke for a single revive. Dx It doesn't even fully heal the pokemon.

Wom: Whelp, you're out of luck...and money!

Demin: If only someone who has a pokemon that is not unconscious could battle in my place, then we could get some money in order to revive my pokemon. *starestare*

Wom: La lala~

Demin: SOMEONE WITH POKEMON!!! Dx

Wom: Hmm? Oh, that was directed at me? No can do kid, I don't battle gym leaders.

Demin: Why not!?

Wom: It's against my religion.

Demin: Right... -___-

Wom: Buuuuuuuut...I could loan you one of my pokemon.

Demin: You...you're actually being generous? ._.

Wom: For a price, with tax, interest and late fees of course.

Demin: ...of course... -___-

Narrator's Sister: Thus, with a new pokemon in hand, our heroes return to face the town's gym leader once again! Hey, I've got a knack for this narrating stuff!

Demin: So...tell me again...why can I not look at the pokemon until we get to the gym?

Wom: My pokemon, my rules.

Gymleader Aveilthe: Oh ho! So you come again to challenge me newbie? >:0

Demin: Yes! But I'm not a newbie! I've battled twice now!

Wom: Of which both you have lost.

Demin: Arrrr...Go pokemon!!! Dx Whatever the hell you are!

*flashpow!!*

Pokemon: Na-Na-NANJAAAA!!!!!

Gymleader Aveilthe: OMG, it's litterally bouncing off the walls. ._.

Demin: You gave me a hyperactive pokemon? Dx

Wom: She's not hyperactive, she's energetic. xP

Nanja: NAN-JAAA!!!

Gymleader Aveilthe: HOLYZCRAPS!! Endymion, get out here and use attract!! Dx

Endymion: Ennndy~! *uses attract*

Demin: We're doomed!

Wom: Ha! My plan worked.

Demin: What plan? You gave me a FEMALE pokemon.

Wom: Nanjaaaa! There's a new friend for you!

Nanja: Nan-ja? <3

Endymion: ???

Gymleader Aveilthe: Hoshiz, is she resisting his attack? ._.

Nanja: *zips towards Endymion* NAAAAANNNJAAAAAA!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDD

Gymleader Aveilthe: Ho snap!!!

Endymion: Mi-on!!!(Ho snap!!!)

Nanja: *TACKLESLAMGLOMPS*

Endymion: Endy!(Argh!) *faints*

Gymleader Aveilthe: My sexy Endymion!! Dx

Demin: Wow...that was actually brilliant. ._. Your Nanja is so hyperactive and childish that Endymion's attract couldn't find any hormones to inffluence...

Wom: I planned the whole thing. n.n

Demin: ...sure...

Gymleader Aveilthe: Argh, you have defeated my pokemon, so I must admit defeat. Here's your money...

Demin: Sweet!

Wom: Yoink!

Gymleader Aveilthe: ...and your Pretty in Pink Gymbadge, for proof of having defeated me.

Demin: Yeah...I'll be stuffing this to the infinite bottom of my backpack where no one can ever again lay eyes on it.

(pokemon)Demin: Demin!!! Dx (Still fainted!!! Dx)

To be continued....

[blitzkreig]

So Blitzy has to either be...A pokemon..Demin's rival...or a gym leader

Nuff said!

This is hilarious btw. Gots me some good larfs. Keep it up! ^^

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

I love it =D <3 I can't do comedy worth shiz... Unless it's by accident. Haha

[Itena]

OMG I'm in there! Yay! That was hilarious!

[Aveilthé]

Lol! I just read both of them. I can't stop laughing XD I think Wom trainer is the ditsiest of them all. XD

Cool, I'm a gym leader! Real Druins Real Pink FTW!

[Felypsa]

hahahaha I love the explanation for Nanja defeating Endy...she doesn't have any hormones to influence! xD amazing.

I also love Wom's changing title; I was literally laughing out loud at each title-change. >:3

This could go on forever if you wanted it too...but I'll settle for a part 3 xP

[Itena]

o snap! I just caught the fridge joke!

[twilightsshadow]

Funny stuff.

[Itena]

Continue Wommy-sama! DX I forgot to say this in my last post.

[Monkey Monk]

So what role is the MonKo going to play Wom? ^^