When I rule the world..

[demin]

When I rule the world I will make sure Ame has you for dinner. o.o;;

[ame]

When I rule the world >I< will eat >YOU ALL< MWAHAHAHAHA

[Lil' Red Riding Loon]

When I rule the world, life will be simple.

[ferret]

when i rule the world,an army of ferrets will come after everyone (except me of course) with PB&J filled baseball bats cause no one has forked over there lunch money

[twilightsshadow]

All women will become breeding stock >.> *glares at loony*

No when I rule the world. I'm going to declare war on pluto >.>

[Monkey Monk]

When I rule the world I will build a continent in the middle of the pacific. Using the world's resources I'll outfit this island with the latest technology, a kick ass array of weapons, and name it Juggaland. It will be a safe haven for all who are truly down with the clown, all major crime being solved with the simple act of banishing. On this continent me and all my homies will live in prosperity while the rest of the world goes down the drain. >=O MWUAHAHAHAHA! >.>....What? It sounds like a good idea to me...

[calenae]

When I rule the world, everyone is in trouble. Here is my plan

1. Abolish math requirements for jobs past grade 7
2.It shall be punishable by death to say "Blame Canada"
3. It shall be punishable by death to be a raving fanatic of religion
4. Students will choose to learn whatever language they want
5. School will no longer be a necessity and more important than community events
6. The SWAT member in the Dark Knight will be forced to say "Is that an RPG!?" not "Is that a bazooka!?" when they are about to be blown up.
7. The government will be a democracy in that you have the choice of life or death
8. Orange juice will be holy
That's about it.

Cal

[twilightsshadow]

Blame canada. Bitch.

[micarst]

When I rule the world:

1. Anyone that makes over a million dollars a year, be they private citizen or corporation in ANY country, will be required by law to donate %3 of their yearly income to a non-profit organization of their choice.

2. No corporations will be permitted to donate funds to campaigning politicians.

3. Paying more than $50 monthly for ANY television service will mean freedom from televised ads.

4. Abortions will be banned, adoption will be encouraged; contraceptive pills and condoms will be free of charge at every pharmacy across the world.

5. Free state-controlled health care will be instated for people at poverty level, with an increasing pay scale based on how much individuals made in the previous tax year for families above the global poverty level.

6. There will be a profit limit on products directly proportionate to how much the product cost to make, ship, and market, not to exceed %300.

7. Possession of currently-illicit drugs will no longer be a criminal offense; sale without a LICENSE will continue to be a criminal offense. Parents of children under 12 found to be under the influence of "hard" drugs will be court ordered to participate in parenting classes and rehab.

8. Laws shall be established requiring global corporations to maintain at minimum %85 of jobs, including customer service, sales, AND manufacturing within a single country, punishable by a fine not to exceed the exact profit acquired by outsourcing.

9. Food packaging companies and fast food companies worldwide will be required by law to limit the amount of sodium in their products to less than %10 Daily Value per serving size. Sugars in products shall likewise be limited to 15g or less per serving.

10. Food packaging companies and fast food companies will no longer be permitted to hide the true nutritional value of one unit of sale by lowering the "serving size" to part of a unit of sale. Because everybody knows if you buy a package of ramen noodles, it takes the whole thing to fill you up anyway.

11. All military personnel will be unified into a single cohesive force, maintained only in case of alien attack. =P

12. Planned, violent crimes in cold blood will be punishable by death, no matter the scope!!! >__< Maybe that'll make people think before they do some stupid crap.

13. Every sovereign state will be required to provide living assistance for college to interested individuals maintaining C+ average or above. State-run college classes will be free of charge to individuals on a first come first served basis.

14. ADD and ADHD will be stricken from the record as diseases created by idiot parents who don't understand that kids naturally have extreme high amounts of energy, when the ever-changing TV screen inhibits a child's concentration by interrupting shows with ad programming and such.

15. Children with high activity levels as rated by a global health association will be put in hamster-wheel-like contraptions to charge batteries while they watch EDUCATIONAL, UNINTERRUPTED programming in their native language.

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I know, it would never work... *sigh*

[ashi]

When I rule the world everything shall BURN, followed by a quick freezing using liquid nitrogen, and LOTS of it.

[micarst]

lol Donut... what species would be on top then?

[ashi]

Probably some kind of extremophile. Anyway, on with ze games. >:3

[sularis]

When I rule the world, the spoon forks will be renamed to Sporks, instead of the "correct" name of foon.



SPORK!

[Kiroro {D.evil's A.dvocate}]

When I rule the world, you shall all bow to danish wedding cookies.

That's right.

I just went there.

[sularis]

When I rule the world, the Planetary Anthem will be "Like a Virgin".


HO SNAP!