The "What is Wrong With You?" Game...

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

There's something screwy that's happened to us all... Post those things here, one at a time. It ups your posts AND grosses everyone out! Double whammy! ^^

I have... A ton of stuff wrong with me...

Seizures to start with? (Not major ones, just where I blank out for periods of time...)

Who's next?

[demin]

.....heheh....i think everyone knows my story >.>

[avy]

My back grows in an 'S' so my shoulders are crooked.

[demin]

OOOOOO, i got another one. It involves a lawn mower =3....when i was like...3 or 4 i was playin outside. Our lawn mower was broken so my dad took out the blade just in case it started up when he was trying to fix it so it wouldn't cut his head off =3. Anyways, i was running around playing and just doin random stuff. We had a huge tree with REALLY big roots (it was also the tree i fell out of =3). I tripped over the root and the lawn mower blade was on the ground. My head hit it and it took a huge chunk out of the skin on my forehead. Luckily it was still attached enough so there wouldn't be a giant part of my forehead missing (all it left was a little scar XDDD).

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

I have deathly allergies... To grass, trees, and dust mites... Grass is fatal, Dust mites are "ehh, they don't bother me as much" and trees are just slight. But still. I walk in grass, I might die! *sobs*

[tsukiko]

o.o" *is nervous*

One time, me and my friend were catching water drops that droped off icicles on our tounges, and we were looking up, and went for the same one and well.... EEEEW! ewewewewewew!!!!!!!! We touched tounges!!!! *hack*

[avy]

Oh... being allergic to grass?! How do you avoid the stuff? That must be murder. o.O

Ew... Tongues. gross. x3

Let's see... what else is wrong with me? I have like 20/80 vision but I never wear my glasses. It annoys the heck out of my friends because I don't recognize them from afar. X3 But I hate my glasses so... forget them. They'll live. ^^;

[demin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I point and laugh at you, Tsuki *points and laughs*. I though you were going to say that an icicles fell off into one your mouth and cause some kind of laceration XDDD

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

I wear glasses, too... And yeah, it is murder avoiding grass. ^^

I am athesmetic... Can barely even walk up the stairs...

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

Umm... I have major back issues. A curvature in my right shoulderblade, a crooked spine, and my neck is so messed up that if problems continue, I won't be able to turn my back...


I'm telling you guys right now, I have TONS more... ^^ Sad, I know.

[Lemur Lexi]

Hey I have a tree story for ya'll....not as bad as yours Demin >.>

One time when I was six I was in this tree we had in our front yard in Ohio, My mom decided she wanted to put a fence around said tree and she had these stakes, reallllly sharp ones, posted around the tree. I wanted to get down so I jumped and landed one one of the spikes it went threw the bottom of mi leg into the top. My mom had a heart attack so we were both hospitalized......

[spiritwolf]

When i was little, One time I was running really fast (like top speed) and I didn't know the laundry room door was colosesd and i ran right into it. Ow......

Another time when i was little i was running down the stairs and there is tile on the floor and i tripped and fell headlong, facefirst right into HARD tile! My front teeth went all the way back (No, they didn't fall out...kinda weird) and my mom had to pull them back to their right spot. I think the pulling them pack hurt worse than the fall...

That must be hard, avoiding grass. If any of you havn't noticed, its everywhere. IT"S TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs and screams* x3 I just get hives if i roll in grass or if i get overheated.

[kuroi]

Nothing's really wrong with me, like, at the level of all you guys I mean. How many of everybody wears glasses?

Well... When I was like, 3 or something... the car was going really fast, and suddenly stopped, so then I had flew onto one of the front seats and hit my head ^^

One of my teachers thought I was a boy... WTFRIG?! I DO NOT LOOK LIKE A BOY!

On several occasions, I received nosebleeds because: 1) I tried to do a front flip, and landed on my forehead, and 2) I tried to fake faint cause' I had never done it before, and well, went a bit too far and accidently hit my head.

I skip lunch everyday, and for some reason there is a large hole-like thing at the back of my head, I think that's because some kid punched me there when I was young, or that it's because that it is my head shape.

LOL NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME YET! When I was young, I jumped into the deep end of the pool, and I seemed fine. I was nearly pulled into the rip in the beach, in which I was lucky.

Wow... avoiding grass... I'm not allergic to most of the stuff you guys are to. AND WE ARE AT A SHORTAGE OF GRASS AND PLANTS! (oh noes, global warming!)

[neloangelo]

A few years back, I went to Vernal to visit some cousins of mine, and if any of you know Vernal, it is a very...nowhere town. Lots of fields. In any case, I had been many times previous to visit my cousins, but when I went this time, it was different. This time, they had put up "electric fences" to keep the cows in a contained area. My cousins told me I couldn't go past a certain point in the field because of said fences, but I, disbelieving of them, decided to go anyway. When I got to the fence, I decided that they were just joking, so I turned to my cousin, grinned, and promptly grabbed the electrified fence.

That was an interesting day...

-Nelo

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

I had an electric fence accident!

I was at my Aunt's, and she has horses, so she had up a whole bunch of electric fences. They were just single wires that ran about chest- or stomach-height and were invisible until you got right next to them. I was running from a friend, and he stopped, so I figured I was winning, but when I turned around...

"HOLY CRAP!" ^^

I did that thing where you throw your legs in front of you, then kinda skid, then fall on your butt unless you turn or something and run off. Instead of falling on my butt, though, I hit it. I had thrown my arms over my chest, so they absorbed the impact. Ugh, I can still feel that buzz. But anyway, just imagine my face. Surprise, shock, electrifiedness... Yeah, a very funny face. I stood there for a minute, like hovering. I don't know how I did it, because both my feet were at least two feet in front of me, and I was at an amazing angle. But, eventually, I fell. That's it. I fell. I didn't even try to stop it, that's how shocked/electrified I was. *sigh* I sat there for a few minutes till my friend panicked and came up to me. Well, he didn't panic. Frankly, he was laughing his ass off. But that was a few years ago, so I looked up at him, tagged him, and ran. Fun.

But yeah, I always either take the longer route, or crouch REALLY low when I go there. It was pretty high voltage. I'm careful about stepping over a knee-high, turned-off electric wire. Memories of pain never leave, unfortunately. Then again, if they didn't, we'd all die a lot quicker. But it'd be FUN!

Hell yes.

So yeah, there's another one of my many stories for S.O. ^^