Interview with Ghost! (post your questions!)

[Kikuyoshi]

Announcer: Hello and welcome all to the first airing of WHAT UP DAWG! -lots of loud fake cheering and some catchy theme music kicks up- AAAaaarrreee you ready to RUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEEE?!!! -disco lights kick up and fog starts to spill in-

Kiku: -rolls eyes and pulls the plug in the corner, sending the entire room into darkness. A gun shoots off and then the lights come back on to reveal a happily smiling kiku sitting behind a desk-

Sorry about that folks....the announcer has been sacked in the most -cough- nicest of ways and was sent on a long vacation to Tahiti.

Now then...about our show, I'm pleased to announce that you will have the unique opportunity to ask one of the most terrifying men of Shinkou Ookami a few questions! Please, no throwing of panties or other obscurities -cough-blitzy-cough- and try not to pee in your seat.

Without further adieu... presenting...JEKUTHIEL! -loud fake cheering again-

Ghost: -suddenly behind Kiku, his claws lightly petting at her neck- It's ghost...call me that name again and i won't hesitate to get rid of that headache of yours... -moves on to sit down, watching the "audience" from under his veil of white hair.

Kiku: -fans self- wooah...Sex on a stick and deadly vicious! what more could you want in a guy eh? Well, let's just jump right into the interview then shall we?

How about i ask the one question many a fan girl (and maybe some boys? ) are wanting to know....are you single?

Ghost: -looks up from cutting himself....says nothing and continued to pierce slowly into his flesh-

Kiku: errr....not to interrupt anything but....about that question -sweatdrop- you know that's a new chai-

Ghost: Women and men are all the same to me....all the same tissue, both tender and easy to bleed...both cry out when you squeeze too hard. -digs harder into his own arm- If i have needs i'll find someone, use them and then dispose of them. There's nothing more intimate than killing a smiling face... -glances up to kiku who instantly stops smiling-

Kiku: a heh heh....-clears throat- sooo....alright then let's open the floor to the audience shall we? -under breath- and get the attention off the host of the show... x.x;;;

Feel free to post your questions and ghost will answer them...i hope....

[renata]

Violet: *looks ghost up and down* I've seen tougher.

[Kikuyoshi]

Ghost: -shifts in his seat so that his eye peeks out from under his hair and just stares at Violet while blood continues to spill from his arm- Have you? -starts to get up from his seat-

Kiku: -interrupts- er...as far as i know that's not a question so someone else PLEASE QUICK ASK SOMETHING ELSE! -sweatdrop-

[Kiroro {D.evil's A.dvocate}]

Fiasco: Fine. *walks over and stands beside Violet* What the hell makes you so much tougher than us?

Kiroro: *gawks at Fiasco* It's your funeral....

[Felypsa]

Solarfyre: I have a question. What the $#@% do we have to do to kill you and make sure you stay dead?!

Ember: -nudges Sol- Mooooom...you're embarrassing me...

Sol: He would have killed you before you were born!

Ember: Oh...I guess that makes me mad...-from behind Sol- rawr, stupid Ghost...

(p.s.: Kiku, I <3 Within Temptation and Deceiver of Fools! xDD)

[renata]

Renata: *thwacks Violet* She's hard to control sometimes! Biggest mouth on the planet. Can't get her to shut up.

Violet: Ow! I just wanna know what the big deal is?

[Aveilthé]

Yueh: AH' LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

Ave: I resurrected him just for this. He insisted. n.n;

Yueh: So here's my question... the very question I've been DYING to get an answer from... How many licks does it take to get to the chewy center of a tootsie pop? *Brandishes tootsie pop with ambition in his eyes*

Ave: *falls over* @.@; I thought you said the question was important! Do you realize how hard it is to temporarily resurrect a character? ><

Yueh: *lip trembles* But it IS important!

Ave: -.-;

Yueh: *looks around* Hi everyone. ^o^ *waves paw excitedly*

[aethilwe]

Delytia: *Starts playing with ice, molding it into various, different objects; from a glass, to an icy rose. She looks up and stared unamusedly at the others, before turning to Ghost.* Interesting creature. Full of more blood than the rivers of blood in Hell.

Me: Hay. Be noice nao.

Delytia: *Wraps her arm around her Creator's neck and strangles her.*

Me: ACK!!!

Delytia: So, I wonder. Is he even sexually involved with anyone? Seems too full of himself.

Me: *Wigglewiggle.*

[blitzkreig]

I believe this is question period. Not. "Oh my characters are so much bigger and scarier and showoffy then yours" period.

QUESTION!! Frommmm....None other then...ME! BLITZY!

Characters: *Grumble ashamedly and crowd into a corner*

Ahem. First allow me to make sure I have a clean pair of undies at hand and readyyy. Okay we're good.

Ghost. If you were any flavor of icecream, what would it be? ;D

*Worships at his feet*

[Kikuyoshi]

Ghost: -rises to his feet fully now, his eyes trained on Fiasco though you can't see them, his blackened claws thick with old blood splayed out at his sides- Would you like to find out?


Kiku: -presses a big red button and a big ol' thick wall of glass falls down from the ceiling to form a barrier between the questionnaires and Ghost, a speaker now broadcasting voices - hehehe..... ^-^;;;;; ooookay then, now without the risk of bloodshed....

-glares at all the "macho" characters- Let's skip those questions and move on -coughs- I believe the next question was...basically do you have any weaknesses?


Ghost: -is standing right up by the glass, staring at it- ....... -takes his nails and runs them along the glass so that it makes a horrible and awful screeching sound that makes the speaker squeal and freak out- heh....do you think i'd tell you -tilts head so that he can look directly at Sol- Where's your husband and that necklace of his anyways?

Kiku: MOVING ON! ^_________________^;; -sweatdrop-


Ghost: -stares as Yueh bounds into existence again, pulls out a tootsie pop from his pocket and clears his throat- lets find out... one two...three -crunch-

Announcer: the world may never know!

Kiku: -smashes forehead into desk- next question please....

Ghost: Didn't i answer this before? I have no interest in love...keep it and your box of chocolates. If i have urges i'll take them out on some woman who's husband i've just killed....

-crickets chirp-

Ghost: ... -turns his full attention to blitzy- I'd be the kind of icecream that's sat in your freezer for so long it has those ice shards lingering on the top layer that will destroy your mouth and make your tongue stick to the spoon so that it bleeds when you try to remove it. Now...do you have a husband?

[zury]

I have only two questions, though I doubt the first one will be answered XD

Can i touch your hair and retain my limbs?

and two, boxers or briefs? Or do you prefer commando because of all the carnage?

-cough sounds-

azure: -looks over to see Connor, Kat, and Elizabeth Marie standing there-

Kat: can i eat your flesh?

Connor: -walks up to glass and taps on it- what an interesting specimen. are you a true albino?

Elizabeth Marie: -faints-

[blitzkreig]

*Listens in awe*

@___@

*Bleeding profusely from the nose*

N-n-no. I don't.

*Collapses across Azure*

[Monkey Monk]

Second Announcer: *butts into the room, knocking the original announcer to the side* Ladies and gentlemen, hailing from the wacky world of wickedry, please give a big round of applause toooooooo Moooonkeeeeeeeey!

Monkey: *comes out waving at an imaginary crowd and making classic crowd noises by mouth* Thankyou thankyou! *goes to walk up the stage and falls face first*

Taggerung: *waltzes out and walks over Monkey, pushing his face into the stage* Get shoes that fit you idiot.

Monkey: *groans and crawls onto the stage before abruptly standing up and brushing self off* Ok. Well, I brought Tagg here to come and ask Ghostie a question. *nudges Tagg* Go on then.

Taggerung: *walks up to the glass and stands on his hind legs, looking ghost right in the eye*

Secondary Announcer: Oooo look here ladies and gentlemen. The famous ghost face to face with the insane, the blood-thirsty, the extremely ugly and stinkyyyyyy, Taggerung!

Taggerung: *carelessly throws a metal claw at the secondary announcer that pins him to the wall before looking back at Ghost* Do you bowl? You look like the bowling kind of guy.

[renata]

Violet: *tentatively raises hand*

Renata: *face/palm* Oi...

[twilightsshadow]

Twilly: Ya know. I'm still getting letters about those interns you killed from the Christmas play.

Amatsu: [grrr] that shit my question!

Twilly: Oh this'll be good x.x

Amatsu: [grrr] questions fight me you bastard! Pile on and let's have some crazy fun!

Twilly: *Kicks Amatsu off into the distance"

Morpheus: Heheheheheheheh........

Twilly: Witch let you off the leash?

Morpheus: You wanna die don't ya?

Twilly: Better then that raped.

Morpheus: I'll rape your lifeless corpse!
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Twilly: Okay... I believe you had a question for Ghost... Right?

Morpheus: What the hell did I want to ask?..... I'm killing the next female that asks a question... No male... No female.... I'll split it down the middle and kill a shemale if one shows up.

"Twilly: x.x Seriously, Witch needs to let you get out more.

Morpheus: Oh yeah question... Ghost, which would you rather plunge the world into, eternal darkness? Or Eternal Chaos?