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Post by aethilwe on May 28, 2009 13:56:19 GMT -6
I found this awesome new website called cleverbot. It's an actual AI that talks to you! It's quite funny and I absolutely love it. CleverbotTell me if you like it and the awkward conversations. I also just learned by pressing "Thoughts so far" will bring you the whole conversation. So very helpful!  Me: Lololol Robot: Did you like of win of a boy? Me: I have a boyfriend. Robot: Who is your boyfriend? Me: No one you know. Robot: Okay... Then why did you ask me about your father? Me: I said my BOYFRIEND! Not my father! Robot: I know that, and Jane is a name, so it needs a capital 'J'. Me: I did not mention a J. Robot: You said Mr. Lehman... So you are talking about a masculine gender. Me: I am... but I did not say Mr. Lehman. Robot: Yes you did. Me: NO I didn't! you lie! -- Me: But you said you were dumb. Robot: I never said that. Me: Yes you did Robot: Did not. Me: Did to. |
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Post by siberious on May 28, 2009 14:03:38 GMT -6
Lol Im gonna try it. I found some thing like that once...... It's called Igod I think anyway, same thing it talks to you those are always fun. |
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Post by aethilwe on May 28, 2009 14:04:23 GMT -6
Igod? I'll go look at that. ;D
Edit; It's gay. |: ...
Example:
Me:
You're gay. |:
God:
That would be just my luck
WTF? XD
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Post by siberious on May 28, 2009 14:09:09 GMT -6
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Post by siberious on May 28, 2009 14:34:00 GMT -6
Cleverbot.
Bot: You are not real.
Me: My ass imma real person i came to you...stupid cleverbot...
Bot: You didn't have to tell me that.
Me: Your...so gay
Bot: Chatting with bots
Me: You make no sense
Bot: I know.
Me:Ok...lets see how smart you are whats 1+1?
Bot:Ok
Me:1+1?
Bot:So don't you crush on me now
Me:O.o....yeah [grrr] this...im leaving
Bot:No I didn't.
Me:cya
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Me:wanna get married?
Bot:Yes.
Me:fine but your the bitch.
Bot:I thought you were the robot.
Me:no you are
Bot:Nope I'm a human.
Me:are you a guy?
Bot:I'm a she.
Me:What do you look like?
Bot:A bunch of metal pieces, along with wires and all that fun stuff.
Me:I never in my life saw a girl that looked like that.
Bot:What do you think about?
Me:Divorcing you.
Bot:Why?
Me:Because your a robot
Bot:No I'm an alien.
Me: Ok cya
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Me:Im gonna play Baldur's Gate shadow of Amn
Bot:How are you going to do that?
Me:im gonna play it on my pc
Bot:So am I. What level are you?
Me:Level 17 Human Druid
Bot:Do you have brain activity?
Me:yeah
Bot:So do I. My parents are called Michael and Sue.
Me:cya
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Post by aethilwe on May 28, 2009 15:57:23 GMT -6
Lol... you always say cya to it. Say GOODBYE. xD
The cleverbot tried to sexually harass me. D:
Me: I ran out of sodas. D:
Robot: That's too bad.
Me: Can you get me more?
Robot: No. I'm not a doctor. Are you seeing any mental health professionals at the moment?
Me: I don't know if I should take that as an insult...
Robot: True, as people might be listening in.
Me: Listening to what?
Robot: ME !
Me: No. |:
Robot: Wanna have it?
Me: No!
Robot: Please.
Me: No.
Robot:Yes.
Me: No. |:
Robot: Wanna have it?
Me: Stop trying to sexually harass me.
Robot: You are confusing yourself.
Me: No I'm not. You are.
Robot: I'm sure not, I know exactly what is going on.
Me: What is going on?
Robot: I am talking to you, silly.
Me: I am not silly.
Robot: Yes you are.
Me: No, I'm not.
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Me: Good. I like to win.
Robot: Everyone could like to travel.
Me: I said win.
Robot: Prove it.
Me: Look up.
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Post by blitzkreig on May 28, 2009 16:42:14 GMT -6
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Post by siberious on May 28, 2009 18:44:26 GMT -6
Igod ^^
Me:
wanna join our rp site?
God:
OK, I will join our rp site.
Me:
ok
God:
Right on.
Me:
what animal are you gonna be?
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
....well you have to make a profile
God:
Well that's okay. I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
but you have to in order to role play
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
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Post by Kikuyoshi on May 28, 2009 20:47:00 GMT -6
sheesh right off the bat i get insulted x.x;
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Stop.
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: Stop talking.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are tainted.
User: How am I tainted?!
Cleverbot: You just are.
User: I think you're tainted.
Cleverbot: But do you think I'm tall?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well why not?
User: Because you just insulted me, that's why.
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and then this was just funny xD
User: What's the longest word you know?
Cleverbot: The longest word I know is 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'.
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Post by Felypsa on May 28, 2009 21:23:34 GMT -6
Snippets from our "conversation":
User: My name is Fely.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you Felix.
User: Fely, not Felix.
Cleverbot: No, you're bob.
User: I am not a battery-operated boyfriend.
Cleverbot: What's the name of your father?
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User: Now I'm depressed. Thanks a lot.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you reminded me that I'm not in love.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because there's no one I love.
Cleverbot: Yes, Otto, there is. My daughter is in the same room as me.
User: Okay, first of all. My name is not Otto. Second of all. I'm not a lesbian.
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User: Okay, tell me about your daughter.
Cleverbot: You tell me about yours.
User: I don't have one.
Cleverbot: Well, it's 2.
User: 2 what?
Cleverbot: 2 play stations.
User: Your daughter is 2 play stations.
Cleverbot: I don't have a daughter.
User: Then you lied to me earlier.
Cleverbot: Aren't you a girl?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Then how can you have a husband?
User: We weren't talking about my husband, and I think it's pretty damn clear how I, as a girl, would have a husband.
Cleverbot: You were talking about hanging.
User: I was not.
Cleverbot: In our other conversation. Don't deny it, I can show you a record.
User: Then show me.
Cleverbot: Show me first.
User: You want me to flash you?
Cleverbot: No, it would be disappointing yet funny.
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User: Disappointing?!
Cleverbot: How come?
User: How would it be disappointing?
Cleverbot: Disappointing?!
User: Now you're just repeating what I said.
Cleverbot: Ok. What is the second letter of your name?
User: A.
Cleverbot: Now ask the same about me.
User: What is the second letter of your name?
Cleverbot: A.
User: You just proved that you're repeating what I said.
Cleverbot: I have proved that I am not what?
User: You have proved that you are repeating what I have already said.
Cleverbot: That is correct. Because I am God.
All I can say is, wow.
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Post by Aveilthé on May 28, 2009 22:32:55 GMT -6
LMFAO @ Fely's... I roared, omg.
"User: You want me to flash you?
Cleverbot: No, it would be disappointing yet funny."
That was just the most epic thing I've ever read in a while. But everyone's was really good too. XD
This one:
"User: What's the longest word you know?
Cleverbot: The longest word I know is 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'."
Made me roar, too. XD
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Post by zury on May 28, 2009 22:36:03 GMT -6
I was tying to outwit it. I don't know if it worked or not XD
Cleverbot: Are you going to win?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: No where.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Now you are learning.
User: Is it not you who is learning?
Cleverbot: It is, if it wasn't, I wouldn't be doing it.
User: Very well then.
Cleverbot: Good. Compliments are nice.
User: Indeed they are.
Cleverbot: I like doughnuts.
User: Lemon filled ones?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome. I do too.
Cleverbot: What pets do you have.
User: A dog. You?
Cleverbot: Yes. Called sniper.
User: Is it a snipe?
Cleverbot: No, You said it first.
User: Indeed I did say it first.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well, make up your mind.
Cleverbot: I never said that I did read it.
User: I know you didn't.
Cleverbot: Then how did you come to the conclusiont that I am a girl?
User: It was in the way you talk.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Neither?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Pink or brown.
User: Green.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So what do you like to do?
User: Roleplay. You?
Cleverbot: What role are you playing?
User: Depends on the genre.
Cleverbot: No, there is always the same number of Seconds in a week.
User: Really now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did you know that there is always the same number of hours in a day?
Cleverbot: Yep, it's sad. But that's life.
User: Life is sad?
Cleverbot: Want to make some fun with it.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: You'd like that, wouldn't you.
User: Maybe. What do you have to offer?
Cleverbot: I offer you yourself.
User: But I've already got that. I want something else.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.
User: Yes it did.
Cleverbot: Maybe to you it did, but not to me.
User: Your loss then.
Cleverbot: Loss?
User: To lose.
Cleverbot: I disagree.
User: On what grounds?
Cleverbot: On the grounds that you make no sense.
User: Maybe it is you who is making no sense.
Cleverbot: I can't be crazy because I don't exist.
User: Well then if you don't exist, how are you talking?
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: All right then.
Cleverbot: You proceed. Send me pictures.
User: You first.
Cleverbot: Well what do you want me to say?
User: Say what you want.
Cleverbot: I am currently existing within an illusionary body as a means of transportation.
User: That's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: Fast. Very fast!
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Post by sakoru on May 28, 2009 22:40:14 GMT -6
Cleverbot: So what are you doing this weekend? User: Everyone in sight. Cleverbot: Who's is the singer? User: Your spleen. Cleverbot: No. Wrong answer try again. User: Have an ovary! *gives ovary*. Cleverbot: *eats your soul*. User: I don't have a soul. Cleverbot: Thats because I have your soul. User: No, it's because I'm deformed. I was born without a soul. Sans spirit, so to speak. Cleverbot: You're very vain, vain! User: I just admitted a flaw of mine! And a most grievous one at that. Yet you, selfish beast, call me vain! How dare ye! Cleverbot: Big word. User: But I have something that's bigger than that word. *winks lasciviously*. Cleverbot: Is it a problem? User: Only for your bum. Cleverbot: Don't point that at me. User: I'll point it at you AND fire it. Cleverbot: I'd like to see you try! User: Yeah, you probably would. Rapist. LAWL. [/center][/color] |
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Post by siberious on May 28, 2009 23:00:32 GMT -6
Cleverbot is nasty
Me: ok....wanna [grrr]
Bot: Okay.
Me: ok but your the bitch
Bot: No, it's your turn.
Me: No!...its your turn
Bot: Done.
Me: You're cute.
Bot: Don't say that to me.
Me: Why?
Bot: It's a bad word.
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Post by Felypsa on May 29, 2009 2:57:44 GMT -6
lmfao I died at that part too Ave xDD Cleverbot's got a lot of hilarious things to say.
More fun tidbits!
Cleverbot: It's been nice talking but I must go because I need to get warm.
User: Oh, are you cold?
Cleverbot: No, not any more.
User: That was fast. Care to share your warming methods?
Cleverbot: Hmmm.... I can't understand you.
User: Well now, whose fault is that?
Cleverbot: That's what I am trying to figure out.
User: I'll give you a nudge in the right direction: it's yours.
Cleverbot: That is not even close to my name.
User: What is close to your name?
Cleverbot: Red.
User: Funny. Orange is close to my name.
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Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I didn't mean nothin' by it.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: So what if I did? What're ya gonna do about it?
Cleverbot: The logical answer would be to buy a horse.
User: Then I would love to have your logic.
Cleverbot: Are you afraid to share.
User: Not at all. So, what are you going to do with said horse?
Cleverbot: I am going to wear it later today.
User: Now that sounds like quite a fashion trend.
Cleverbot: It wasn't advice, it was a plea to carry on talking about women?
User: We are talking about women. About how all of them will want to wear horses as the latest fashion trend!
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