A New Rendition

[Wyndbain]

Whelp, Wommy was reminiscing over the Sailor Moon series cause I was re-reading the manga and figured since some people enjoyed the original, I'd revive the story for a whole new play. >D

So, without further ado....the revival of...

The Shinkou Soldiers!

...

Ok, so it's not really a revival as much as it is a do-over.

Random Character: Wait!? So it's a redo!?

Yeah, you got a problem with it?

Character: Am I in it?

Yeah.

Character: Then start typing bish!

Guess who I'm going to kill off first?

Character: Right-o! Take your time.

*clears throat*

Character: Wait!

What NOW!?

Character: You forgot the cast list!

We don't really need one...

Character: But it's nifty. T-T

-__-

Character: *puppy dog eyes*

FINE.

...course by now they've already scrolled half way down the page...

SUPER DUPER SHINKOU SOLDIER CAST LIST

Wom as Sailor Moon
Fely as Sailor Mercury
Z as Sailor Mars
Ave as Sailor Jupiter
Kiku as Sailor Venus
Blitzy as Luna
Demin as Artemis
Monkey as Tuxedo Mask/Kamen aka Mamoru

Monkey: Why am I the gay tuxedo guy?

Fely: Cause everyone loves the Monkey?

Monkey: This is true.

Z: Didn't I already tell you people I hated Sailor Mars!?

Ave: Why am I not Pluto? ;-;

Wom: Cause we aren't including the outer senshi in this one. >>

Blitzy: Dude, I'm a cat! Demin, let's go play chess. :3

Fely: Was it wise to make Blitzy and Demin the animal characters?

Wom: Why?

Fely: Uhm... no reason...

Z: Can we start this already? These heels are killing me. Seriously, who can run in these?

Part One!

Narrator: It was a peaceful and quiet day on the forums of Shinkou Ookami...

Wom: Ah, 100 more inactive people deleted into oblivion. I love my job.

Blitzy: *appears*

Wom: HOLY @#%@!

Blitzy: Shut it and pay attention!

Wom: And it talks! Youtube fame here I come!

Blitzy: You are a pretty sailor soldier of love and justice! Use this broach to transform and use your powers to destroy the evil that threatens life and humanity.

Wom: Cool! Free shiny thing!

Blitzy: PAY ATTENTION!

Wom: No. Dx

Blitzy: Fine! See if you can save the world without my help! *leaves*

Wom: Pfft, a cat can't save the world, they're already dominating it.

*sounds of screaming and mayhem*

Wom: Gasp! There is chaos on the forum! *runs to see*

Screaming People: Help us! D:

Wom: Oh noes! Wtf is that thing? It's hideous!

Blitzy: *appears* You need to transform and stop it! Miss "I'm too ADD to pay attention to the important talking cat." Dx

Wom: Alright, fine. But what is that horrible thing!? A monster? A demon!?

Blitzy: No, much worse..................a n00b.

*all gasp*

Wom: NOOOOO! The fiend! How do I get rid of it?

Blitzy: Hold up the shiny thing I gave you earlier and yell, "Moon Power Make Up!"

Wom: That's silly! Why would someone yell that?

Blitzy: Just yell something! It triggers the transformation.

Wom: Kickass!

*transforms*

Wom: Woah, was I just naked in public? >>

Monster N00b: RAAAAAAAAAAWR! im n yer 4rumz, dsrptn yer p3ce!

Wom: Not today n00b! Dx For I am Sailor Wom! And in the name of the moon, I shall punish you!

Narrator: *whispers* Sailor Moon!

Wom: What?

Narrator: It's Moon!

Wom: Hellz no, I ain't mooning anyone. D:<

Narrator: *facepalms*

Blitzy: SAILOR MOON!

Wom: OH! Right! I am Sailor Moon! Prepare to eat my moon dust!

Narrator: *throws script into the air*

Blitzy: Are you going to kill the bad guy or what?

Wom: Right! .................. how do I do that?

Blitzy: Throw your Tiara at him.

Wom: You mean this dinky, flimsy, little piece of metal is going to be effective against a big, mean, insanely strong monster?

Blitzy: Yep.

Wom: Bull. Dx *tosses anyways*

Monster N00b: Arrrrrrgggggghhhhh! *dies*

Wom: ._.

Blitzy: Will you doubt the kitty ever again?

Wom: No mam.

Narrator: Thus our heroine has triumphed her first victory, but unbeknownst to her, a mysterious character watches silently from the shadows...

Monkey: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY LINES!?

Narrator: ...

*later, at some random cafe*

Wom: Dude, that was awesome! Normally I just ban the n00bs, but I actually obliterated him! World peace, here we come.

Blitzy: With your power you've got more duties than just saving the worl-oh...wait...yeah, that's basically what you need to do.

Wom: Sweet!

*enter random important character*

Blitzy: I sense a strange power from this person...

Fely: Uhm, why is your cat humping me?

Wom: Bad Blitzy! Dx

Blitzy: I couldn't resist! D: She got a sexy new hair cut!

Narrator: Which at this point really isn't new, but...meh. Details.

Fely: So, nice to meet you. I gotta go though and study for cram school and be all smarter than you and stuff.

Wom: Awesome! See you later!

*later*

Wom: Hey! We meet again!

Fely: What are you doing at my school? ._.

Wom: I... don't know....

Blitzy: She was following the icecream truck. -______-

Wom: AAHHH! I wanted a Sonic pop!

*screaming noises*

Wom: Omg, another n00b!?

Blitzy: No, Worse! A villain!

Wom: What...with a name?

New Villain: Allow me to introduce myself, I am Ruby!

Wom: What kind of a name is that?

Ruby: All the other gemstone names were taken by the villains from the official story...

Blitzy: Who cares! Just defeat her!

Ruby: *grabs Fely* You wouldn't hit a girl who's holding a girl who wears glasses would you?

Fely: I'm not wearing glasses! Dx

Ruby: You can borrow mine.

Fely: Oh, thanks! :D

Wom: *transforms* Alright n00by Ruby, let my friend go! Dx

Fely: lol, n00by Ruby.

Ruby: Nevar! *squeezes*

Fely: Can't breathe bitch! Eat this CD! *smacks*

Ruby: OW! That hu-wait, did you just hit me with a compact piece of plastic? It's not even sharp.

*room begins to fill with fog*

Wom: Did someone break a fog machine? >>

Blitzy: I knew it! That person has a special power!

Wom: You were just horny. Dx

Blitzy: ...nope, I have really good senses at this kind of stuff.

Wom: *whispers* Horny cat.

Blitzy: !@#$%! Just take this and defeat the evil rock lady!

Ruby: How wude! D:<

Fely: *transforms* Woah, that was momentarily drafty...

Blitzy: Now both of you work together and we can go rp.

Fely: I am so there. Bubble Spray attack thing!

Ruby: Bubbles! ....Bubbles?

Fely: They'll cleanse the evil? >>

Wom: Tiara thingy go!

Ruby: *blocks it with the CD* Ha, this thing actually came in handy. xD I'll get you next time you Short Skirted Wimps! And your little cat too! *poofs*

Wom: HEY! Only I can poof! D<

Fely: Soooo...what now?

Blitzy: We can either go back to headquarters and study up the information we've gathered on our current enemies...or we can go out for pizza.

Fely: I vote pizza.

Wom: Woots!

END PART ONE.

[Felypsa]

lmao yes I'm a nerd. and blitzy's horny. fun character establishments for all!

even though I never saw / read Sailor Moon, it's always a delight to read this parody xDD I laughed many times. "Free shiny thing" lawl. Oh man I'd start quoting but, well, it's all there! <3

and Monkey's cameos made me point and laugh >D as promised

[Monkey Monk]

Jun 11, 2009 0:47:46 GMT -6 Wyndbain said:

Narrator: Thus our heroine has triumphed her first victory, but unbeknownst to her, a mysterious character watches silently from the shadows...

Monkey: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY LINES!?

Narrator: ...

WHERE THE HELL ARE MY LINES!?

lmao jk xD Awesome job wommers, can't wait for more laughs

[blitzkreig]

Sad part is, Fely. This is a pretty accurate portrayal of the Sailor Moon series. XDDD


I SENSE SHE HAS A SPECIAL POWER!

*Humps Fefe*

[Foxfire]

ROFLMAO.

[Wyndbain]

PART TWO!

Fely: So, thanks to this talking cat, I got a free light up pen that transforms me into a sailor-suit wearing hoaaaa-I mean, hero... and so have to save the world from evil?

Wom: Pretty much.

Fely: Well, it beats studying.

Wom: I never study. :D

Blitzy: That would explain a lot.

Fely: Are there any benefits to this heroes of love and justice gig?

Blity: Yes, by participating in saving the world, you'll avoid my kicking of your ass.

Fely: Fair enough.

Wom: Hey look! A shrine!

Blitzy: Wtf, we don't live in Japan!

Fely: Yeah, but this story is Japanese based.

Z: *appears* Get off my lawn you crazy kids!!

Blitzy: *GASP* I sense an unusual power!

Fely: No humping! Dx

Blitzy: *pouts*

Wom: What's all the hubub-bub? o.o

Z: That's it, Black-Jack! Roulette! Sick 'em! Dx

Wom: OMG! Mad dogs! *runs*

Fely: Oh good, Wom's distracting them. >> Weren't they supposed to be crows though?

Blitzy: What's the deal lady!? We're just passing through! I mean-uh...meow?

Fely: Our talking cat is telling the truth, we're just on our way to save the world.

Z: Oh, sorry then. I thought you were snooping around about the mysterious supernatural disappearances that have been happening here lately.

Fely: Well, now that you mention something...

Z: GET OUT! Dx<

Wom: Somebody get these freaking dogs away from me!!

*later on at the random cafe*

Wom: ...then after jumping into the pond, her dog decided to hug me. Dx

Blitzy: No body cares.

Wom: ;-;

Fely: You think that person has anything to do with the mysterious disappearances that we failed to mention in the first half of the script?

Blitzy: There's only one way to find out.

Wom: Oh hellz no. Dx

*later on at the shrine*

Wom: Hellz no.

Blitzy: Shoosh. We're already here.

Wom: What the-!? How the heck did we get here?

Blitzy: It's called story progression, now stfu.

Fely: Look a bus!

Wom: And over there! A tree!

Fely: I meant it looked suspicious. Dx

Wom: How so?

Fely: Oh, I'd say the eerie mist and the fact that it's floating gave it away.

Wom: Noted.

Blitzy: You two need to get on that bus!

Wom: Nu-uh.

Fely: Would you do it for a Scooby snack?

Wom: A what?

Blitzy: GET ON THERE!

*all pile into the bus*

Monkey: *lurks in the shadows*

Monkey: Why am I lurking anyway?

Narrator: It's a part of your character.

Monkey: I'd rather be monkeying in the shadows.

Narrator: Just follow the script...

Monkey: There's was a script?

Narrator: *sigh*

*on the bus*

Wom: This weird, black-hole place is creepy. Dx

Fely: I don't think we're even in a bus anymore.

Wom: Not in Kansas either.

Blitzy: -_-

Evil Villain #2: HAHAHAHAHA! I've collected more victims for their precious energy!

Wom: lol, his name is #2.

*everyone lols*

Evil Villain #2: Shut up! I'm only a minion. Dx<

Fely: Oh good, that means we can defeat you now.

Evil Villain #2: Ahahahaha-ah-wha?

*transformation*

Evil Villain #2: *GASP* Heros of Love and Justice! .....In....sailor suits with skirts? Seriously, how is that supposed to be imposing?

Fely: Because-shut up. Dx

Wom: Should I throw my tiara at him?

Evil Villain #2: No. >D *asplodes stuff*

Wom: Darn surprise attacks!

Blitzy: What surprise!? He had to turn around, take the bomb out, light it, then toss it before it went asplody!

Fely: In her defense she has ADD. >>

Wom: Look! A bus!

Blitzy: You really should take something for that.

Z: *driving the bus* Outta the way! Dx

Wom, Fely & Blitzy: *skeedadle before they become roadkill*

Evil Villain #2: Noooooooooo-*splat*

Everyone: Eeeeeewww.

Z: And that takes care of my anger management.

Blitzy: Aha! Another person with mysterious power, I knew I was right!

Fely: Actually, it doesn't take any power at all to steamroll someone with a bus. >>

Wom: Maybe 45 horse-power.

Blitzy: That joke fell flat. Dx

Wom: Just like the tires!

Blitzy: No.

Fely: So uh...I guess you're a new ally?

Z: Sure. What do I get?

Fely: A free pen?

Blitzy: Oh yeah, sure. We're in the middle of an alternative endless universe of space, lemme just pull one out of my ass. Dx Oh, whoop, speak of the devil.

Z: I'm not touching that.

Wom: Eww. Dx Who writes this script?

Everyone: *stares*

Wom: Oh yeah. :D

Monkey: *lurks* What was the point in me being here?

Narrator: Plot progression.

Monkey: Ah...foiled again.

END PART TWO.

[blitzkreig]

"His name is number 2.

*Everyone lol's*"

I lol'd out loud. xDD

[Relairah]

Omg, Wom this is awesome XD Yer making me want to go watch Sailor Moon again lol

Eee! *Squeals* Hurry with the next part! O:

[Monkey Monk]

*monkeys around in the shadows, reading the script for the next installment* xD

[nahash]

OMFG that was one of the funnest things I've read in a long time. I LOLed so hard. *pulls up chair to wait for the next part*