Post by Monkey Monk on Jun 16, 2009 19:01:07 GMT -6
Narrator - Good evening all. Tonight we have a story of peril, danger, and third boobs. Its the story of the secret power of the SO staff, and the dangers it can bring from the darkness. I warn you all, this story is not for the squeamish or faint of heart...or Twilly.
Twilly - Wtf do you mean it's not for me?! I can handle whatever you write Monkey!
Narrator - >.> I'm not Monkey
Twilly - *points to the side bar* Yes you are
Narrator - *pushes Twilly into the basement and locks the door* Anyways, our story begins in the Realm of Zdom where the La-
Twilly - *muffled pounding and yelling through the basement door* Lemme out of here!
Narrator - *sticks a firehose through a cat-flap in the door and turns the hose on, which is followed by the sounds of 'someone' falling down the stairs* Anyways. As I was saying, the Lady Z prepares for her marriage with the brave, and rarely talked about Lord Nate. Her fellow SO staffers are coming from all the realms to join her in her most joyous hour, little do they know a storm is brewing on the horizon.
Storm - I'm just a brewin' on the horizon...which is over there...by that guy who looks like Cheech Marin.
Cheech - *is playing a bad tune on the guitar* Save a whale! Shoot a seal.
Narrator - *cough*
At her castle in the Realm of Zdom, Lady Z is impatiently awaiting the arrival of her first guests.
Z - *paces around* They better not ditch on me. I'd totally have to like...do something...
Narrator - Really creative
Z - Shut up Monkey!
Narrator - I'm not Monkey! >.<
Doorbell - Ding Dong!
Narrator - I'm not a ding dong!
Doorbell - No you idiot! Someone is at the door! Shut up and let the play go on!
Z - Oh look, my ding is donging! That must mean...*runs to the door excitedly*
Doorbell - HEY! SOMEONE IS HERE!
Z - I know I know! *opens the door*
Ave - *jumps through the door and tackles Z* ZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Z - *grabs Ave and spins her around while shivering* Oh baby say my letter again!
Ave - ZZZZZZZZZZ! Z Z Z Z!
Doorbell - Hey Nate you gotta see this...
Nate - *sticks his head around the corner* Well hello
Z & Ave - Go away!
Nate - Well fine...*turns to leave*
Z - I'm kidding! *drops Ave on the floor and runs into Nate's arms*
Ave - ='( I feel so unloved
*curtains fall down over the stage*
Narrator - We're not allowed to show you guys this part. So we'll just have to wait for those love birds to finish.
-five minutes later-
Narrator - *is sitting in a chair tapping his feet* Still waiting.
-ten minutes later-
Narrator - *looks up from a game of solitare* STILL waiting.
-thirty minutes later-
Narrator - *takes a joint from Cheech and takes a big hit before speaking in a strained voice* still waiting
-one hour later-
Narrator - Ok. That's it. We're gonna continue on with the show.
*curtains raise up to reveal Ave and Z sitting on a couch gossiping*
Narrator - Are you for real?! You guys could have told me it was alright to go on with the show.
Ave - We don't want to be a part of your stupid play!
Z - Yeah! You suck at this stuff!
Narrator - *holds up a kitten with a knife to its throat* Do I need to remind you of my threat!?
Ave and Z - Nuuuuuu! Don't hurt the kitten!
Narrator - Good. Now, on with the show.
Ave - *grudgingly looks down at Z's toes* Hey Z! Why are two of your toes glowing?!
Z - What? *looks down* I don't remember buying glow in the dark nail polish...
Ave - But it's not dark in here...
Z - ...and your point?
Ave - *facepalm* Blonde moment much?
Doorbell - DING DONG!
Ave - Z, your dong is dinging.
Z - It shouldn't, I thought I put it away...OH! You mean the doorbell.
Ave - >.>
Doorbell - Helloooooooooooo?! Ding a dong a long a bong!
Ave - *snickers* hehehe your doorbell said bong
Z - Well this is California *goes to get the door*
Fely - *kicks in the door wearing a sheriff's hat* 'Tis I! Fely! The Lady of Many Hats!
Ave - Ooooh! Do you have a Yankee's hat I can wear?!
Fely - *slaps Ave* YANKEES SUCK! Red Sox are so much better.
Ave - ='( but but but
Fely - Fine >.> *pulls out a yankee's hat and slaps it on Ave's head*
Narrator - Traitor...
Fely - SHUT IT MONKEY!
Narrator - For the last time! I'm not Monkey!
Z - Guys! Lets go eat [grrr] cake and get drunkorz!
Ave and Fely - Wewt! [grrr] cake!
After several hours of eating [grrr] cake and hitting up the town, the trio returns to Z's castle.
Ave - *is holding up a drunk Z* -_- when you mentioned getting drunk, I thought you meant all of us
Z - *hiccups and puts a finger to Ave's nose* You're not of *hiccup* age silly.
Ave - So? Like that has stopped most of america's population?
Fely - *walks in wearing a cowboy hat and barfs [grrr] cake all over Ave*
Ave - O.O Fely?! The [grrr]!?
Fely - *whipes mouth and sighs* Ahhhh much better.
Ave - Great, now I gots to go change. Take care of Z *throws Z at Fely*
Z - Weeeeeeeee! I'm flyyyyyyyyying!
Fely - *lets z fall to the ground and snickers*
Z - Not...nice
Fely - No one ever said I was nice >.>
Z - *points to the narrator* Monkey told me you were
Narrator - I'm not Monkey!
Fely - *points at Z's toes* Why are three of your toes glowing?
Z - Apparently I got glow in the dark nail polish and forgot about it ^_^ Do you like it?
Fely - o.O But its not dark in here
Z - And your point?
Fely - *facepalm* Nevermind *carries Z over to the couch and sets her down*
Z - Thankies lovelies!
Fely - Don't mention it *is wearing a fireman's helmet* You know something Z? It might be the [grrr] cake, but I got a funny feeling...almost like something big is gonna happen soon. Do you think that's strange?
Z - *snores* -_-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Fely - *shrugs* Guess its nothing.
Ave - *tackles Fely* Fefe! Love me!
Fely - Orgy?
Ave - But Z is asleep
Fely - Like that's stopped us in the past?
Ave - Shall I get the vegetable oil?
Fely - Yes! And I'll get the whipped cream!
*curtains fall down*
Narrator - So ends the first act of our tale. And we're left with a few questions. How can you save a whale by shooting a seal? Why are Z's toes glowing? And what the HELL are Fely and Ave going to do with vegetable oil and whipped cream? Tune in for our next act to get only one of these answers!
Twilly - Wtf do you mean it's not for me?! I can handle whatever you write Monkey!
Narrator - >.> I'm not Monkey
Twilly - *points to the side bar* Yes you are
Narrator - *pushes Twilly into the basement and locks the door* Anyways, our story begins in the Realm of Zdom where the La-
Twilly - *muffled pounding and yelling through the basement door* Lemme out of here!
Narrator - *sticks a firehose through a cat-flap in the door and turns the hose on, which is followed by the sounds of 'someone' falling down the stairs* Anyways. As I was saying, the Lady Z prepares for her marriage with the brave, and rarely talked about Lord Nate. Her fellow SO staffers are coming from all the realms to join her in her most joyous hour, little do they know a storm is brewing on the horizon.
Storm - I'm just a brewin' on the horizon...which is over there...by that guy who looks like Cheech Marin.
Cheech - *is playing a bad tune on the guitar* Save a whale! Shoot a seal.
Narrator - *cough*
At her castle in the Realm of Zdom, Lady Z is impatiently awaiting the arrival of her first guests.
Z - *paces around* They better not ditch on me. I'd totally have to like...do something...
Narrator - Really creative
Z - Shut up Monkey!
Narrator - I'm not Monkey! >.<
Doorbell - Ding Dong!
Narrator - I'm not a ding dong!
Doorbell - No you idiot! Someone is at the door! Shut up and let the play go on!
Z - Oh look, my ding is donging! That must mean...*runs to the door excitedly*
Doorbell - HEY! SOMEONE IS HERE!
Z - I know I know! *opens the door*
Ave - *jumps through the door and tackles Z* ZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Z - *grabs Ave and spins her around while shivering* Oh baby say my letter again!
Ave - ZZZZZZZZZZ! Z Z Z Z!
Doorbell - Hey Nate you gotta see this...
Nate - *sticks his head around the corner* Well hello
Z & Ave - Go away!
Nate - Well fine...*turns to leave*
Z - I'm kidding! *drops Ave on the floor and runs into Nate's arms*
Ave - ='( I feel so unloved
*curtains fall down over the stage*
Narrator - We're not allowed to show you guys this part. So we'll just have to wait for those love birds to finish.
-five minutes later-
Narrator - *is sitting in a chair tapping his feet* Still waiting.
-ten minutes later-
Narrator - *looks up from a game of solitare* STILL waiting.
-thirty minutes later-
Narrator - *takes a joint from Cheech and takes a big hit before speaking in a strained voice* still waiting
-one hour later-
Narrator - Ok. That's it. We're gonna continue on with the show.
*curtains raise up to reveal Ave and Z sitting on a couch gossiping*
Narrator - Are you for real?! You guys could have told me it was alright to go on with the show.
Ave - We don't want to be a part of your stupid play!
Z - Yeah! You suck at this stuff!
Narrator - *holds up a kitten with a knife to its throat* Do I need to remind you of my threat!?
Ave and Z - Nuuuuuu! Don't hurt the kitten!
Narrator - Good. Now, on with the show.
Ave - *grudgingly looks down at Z's toes* Hey Z! Why are two of your toes glowing?!
Z - What? *looks down* I don't remember buying glow in the dark nail polish...
Ave - But it's not dark in here...
Z - ...and your point?
Ave - *facepalm* Blonde moment much?
Doorbell - DING DONG!
Ave - Z, your dong is dinging.
Z - It shouldn't, I thought I put it away...OH! You mean the doorbell.
Ave - >.>
Doorbell - Helloooooooooooo?! Ding a dong a long a bong!
Ave - *snickers* hehehe your doorbell said bong
Z - Well this is California *goes to get the door*
Fely - *kicks in the door wearing a sheriff's hat* 'Tis I! Fely! The Lady of Many Hats!
Ave - Ooooh! Do you have a Yankee's hat I can wear?!
Fely - *slaps Ave* YANKEES SUCK! Red Sox are so much better.
Ave - ='( but but but
Fely - Fine >.> *pulls out a yankee's hat and slaps it on Ave's head*
Narrator - Traitor...
Fely - SHUT IT MONKEY!
Narrator - For the last time! I'm not Monkey!
Z - Guys! Lets go eat [grrr] cake and get drunkorz!
Ave and Fely - Wewt! [grrr] cake!
After several hours of eating [grrr] cake and hitting up the town, the trio returns to Z's castle.
Ave - *is holding up a drunk Z* -_- when you mentioned getting drunk, I thought you meant all of us
Z - *hiccups and puts a finger to Ave's nose* You're not of *hiccup* age silly.
Ave - So? Like that has stopped most of america's population?
Fely - *walks in wearing a cowboy hat and barfs [grrr] cake all over Ave*
Ave - O.O Fely?! The [grrr]!?
Fely - *whipes mouth and sighs* Ahhhh much better.
Ave - Great, now I gots to go change. Take care of Z *throws Z at Fely*
Z - Weeeeeeeee! I'm flyyyyyyyyying!
Fely - *lets z fall to the ground and snickers*
Z - Not...nice
Fely - No one ever said I was nice >.>
Z - *points to the narrator* Monkey told me you were
Narrator - I'm not Monkey!
Fely - *points at Z's toes* Why are three of your toes glowing?
Z - Apparently I got glow in the dark nail polish and forgot about it ^_^ Do you like it?
Fely - o.O But its not dark in here
Z - And your point?
Fely - *facepalm* Nevermind *carries Z over to the couch and sets her down*
Z - Thankies lovelies!
Fely - Don't mention it *is wearing a fireman's helmet* You know something Z? It might be the [grrr] cake, but I got a funny feeling...almost like something big is gonna happen soon. Do you think that's strange?
Z - *snores* -_-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Fely - *shrugs* Guess its nothing.
Ave - *tackles Fely* Fefe! Love me!
Fely - Orgy?
Ave - But Z is asleep
Fely - Like that's stopped us in the past?
Ave - Shall I get the vegetable oil?
Fely - Yes! And I'll get the whipped cream!
*curtains fall down*
Narrator - So ends the first act of our tale. And we're left with a few questions. How can you save a whale by shooting a seal? Why are Z's toes glowing? And what the HELL are Fely and Ave going to do with vegetable oil and whipped cream? Tune in for our next act to get only one of these answers!