Post by kooky on Jun 9, 2005 13:25:46 GMT -6
Fely:Can we get a pet?
Wommie:No…
Zizzie:Why not?
Wommie:Because I said “no”!
Rune:Why?
Wommie:Because!
Fely;Why?
Zizzie:Why?
Kiku:Why?
Rune:Why?
Wommie:Because!
Zizzie:Why?
Sattie:Shut up!
All:*Whimper in fear*
Sattie:No pets!
Fely:Well why not?
Sattie:Because pets are big responsibilities!
Rune:We’re responsible!
Wommie:Yeah…right…
Kiku:Please?
Sattie:No!
Fely:Pretty please?
Sattie:I said no!
Rune:Pretty please with sugar and cherries and strawberries and watermelons and whip cream and apples and oranges and pineapples and peanuts and cucumbers and pizza and popcorn and ice cream on top?
Sattie:Ok!Ok!Shut up already!
All:Yay!
Wommie:*Frowning*Oh yippie…
*Later, at Rare and Exotic Hard to Kill and Easy to Take Care of Pet Store*
Zizzie:Let’s get a cat!
Fely:No way!Let’s get a dog!
Kiku:Let’s get a fox!
Rune:Oh!Let’s get Aragorn as a pet!
Sattie:No, no, no, and no!
Wommie:Hmmm…maybe we should get you a pet rock?
All:No!
Random Sales Clerk:Hello…may I help you in your wonderful pet selection?
Wommie:Yes…this is the girls’first pet and we need something that is easy to take care of…
RSC:I have the perfect pet for you then…Follow me…
All:*Follow…closely…too closely*
RSC:Here we are…*Is pointing at a large tank with curtains on it so the creature inside is hidden*
Sattie:What is it?
RSC:A very rare Kawouu…they’re quite easy to train and take care of…they usually just act like their owners…
Sattie;If they’re easy to take care of then why are they so rare?
RSC:*Murmurs*Because their annoyed owners killed the rest of them…
Sattie:What was that?
RSC:Nothing…just the wind…
Fely:Can we see it?
RSC:*Removes curtain*
Strange Shadowy Creature((Kawouu)):*Opens eyes and blinks*
Zizzie:It has cute toes!
Rune:It’s ok…no Aragorn but its ok…
Kawouu:Meep?
Sattie:I have a bad feeling about this…
Kiku:RIKKU!This reminds me of Rikku!
Fely:Wommie?Sattie?Can we get it?Please?
Wommie:Well…ok…
Sattie:I still have a bad feeling about this…
RSC:Remember, its personality will be influenced by your behaviors…
*Over a year later*
Kukki((Kawouu)):*Is crawling into Wommie’s nose*
Rune:I still think we should have gotten Aragorn for a pet…
Fely:Too late now…
Zizzie:You were right, Kaoru…there was something bad about getting a Kawouu…
Sattie:Well…the clerk was right…Kukki is influenced a lot by us…she does have a temper like me…
Zizzie:Meep…
Kukki:*Head snaps around and she lets out a war cry before leaping through the air to attack Zizzie*KILL!
All:*Scream*
THE END!
Wommie:No…
Zizzie:Why not?
Wommie:Because I said “no”!
Rune:Why?
Wommie:Because!
Fely;Why?
Zizzie:Why?
Kiku:Why?
Rune:Why?
Wommie:Because!
Zizzie:Why?
Sattie:Shut up!
All:*Whimper in fear*
Sattie:No pets!
Fely:Well why not?
Sattie:Because pets are big responsibilities!
Rune:We’re responsible!
Wommie:Yeah…right…
Kiku:Please?
Sattie:No!
Fely:Pretty please?
Sattie:I said no!
Rune:Pretty please with sugar and cherries and strawberries and watermelons and whip cream and apples and oranges and pineapples and peanuts and cucumbers and pizza and popcorn and ice cream on top?
Sattie:Ok!Ok!Shut up already!
All:Yay!
Wommie:*Frowning*Oh yippie…
*Later, at Rare and Exotic Hard to Kill and Easy to Take Care of Pet Store*
Zizzie:Let’s get a cat!
Fely:No way!Let’s get a dog!
Kiku:Let’s get a fox!
Rune:Oh!Let’s get Aragorn as a pet!
Sattie:No, no, no, and no!
Wommie:Hmmm…maybe we should get you a pet rock?
All:No!
Random Sales Clerk:Hello…may I help you in your wonderful pet selection?
Wommie:Yes…this is the girls’first pet and we need something that is easy to take care of…
RSC:I have the perfect pet for you then…Follow me…
All:*Follow…closely…too closely*
RSC:Here we are…*Is pointing at a large tank with curtains on it so the creature inside is hidden*
Sattie:What is it?
RSC:A very rare Kawouu…they’re quite easy to train and take care of…they usually just act like their owners…
Sattie;If they’re easy to take care of then why are they so rare?
RSC:*Murmurs*Because their annoyed owners killed the rest of them…
Sattie:What was that?
RSC:Nothing…just the wind…
Fely:Can we see it?
RSC:*Removes curtain*
Strange Shadowy Creature((Kawouu)):*Opens eyes and blinks*
Zizzie:It has cute toes!
Rune:It’s ok…no Aragorn but its ok…
Kawouu:Meep?
Sattie:I have a bad feeling about this…
Kiku:RIKKU!This reminds me of Rikku!
Fely:Wommie?Sattie?Can we get it?Please?
Wommie:Well…ok…
Sattie:I still have a bad feeling about this…
RSC:Remember, its personality will be influenced by your behaviors…
*Over a year later*
Kukki((Kawouu)):*Is crawling into Wommie’s nose*
Rune:I still think we should have gotten Aragorn for a pet…
Fely:Too late now…
Zizzie:You were right, Kaoru…there was something bad about getting a Kawouu…
Sattie:Well…the clerk was right…Kukki is influenced a lot by us…she does have a temper like me…
Zizzie:Meep…
Kukki:*Head snaps around and she lets out a war cry before leaping through the air to attack Zizzie*KILL!
All:*Scream*
THE END!
