Somethign written by Kaoru from TWP

[kooky]

This is a play. A play about, People. And these people, are insane. And dorkish. They are so dorkish as if there's no tomorrow. They are The Whatever People.

And the Whatever Place Internet Chat.

Beware: Chat may explode without warning if read by nerds.

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+Connected: You are known as Kaoru.
Kaoru: Hmmlala.
Kaoru: Ay! This is cute: b.b
+Achoo enters the chatroom.
Kaoru: OMIGAWSH! .0. EVIL! EVIL! KILL! KILL!
Achoo: =looks oddly at Kaoru and droolz=
Kaoru: =hides in her Oven of Doom=
Kaoru: Hello? Anyone out there? ._o
Achoo: Ay.
Kaoru: You dork, you left me here in the darknened world of the internet for like ten minutes!
Achoo: =dork= ._. Well, I was contemplating the death of the Ruler of the Sporkenish.
Kaoru: o_. No such thing.
Kaoru: And you know it.
Achoo: Doom .0.
Kaoru: Egads .0.
+Zizzie enters the chatroom.
Achoo: Shwa?
Zizzie: I AM T3H SHWA! =randomly kills Achoo with a fork=
Achoo: =is forked= SQUEE! .0.
Kaoru: ZIZZIE-LOVE! =tacklebites=
Zizzie: I'm your love? WTF?!
Kaoru: Eheh.
Zizzie: <3 I still luff you. n.n
Achoo: LESBIAN ACTION! WOO-WOO!
Zizzie: KILL!
Kaoru: KILL!
+Achoo has randomly died. Again. Of course, he dies frequently.
+Achoo has left the chatroom.
Kaoru: He must die >:0
Zizzie: Pfft.
Zizzie: He just did ._o
Kaoru: Ay!
+Foxie enters the chatroom.
Kaoru: Foxie-chan is here!
Foxie: I know. o.o
Kaoru
Zizzie: =eats foxie=
Foxie: =is eated= SQUEE!
Kaoru things to herself: Being the administrator of this chat, I can do totally EBIL things that will ruin your childhood. >:3
Foxie: o.o Corking!
Kaoru: I shall start with you.
Foxie: =is very much afraid=
+Kaoru has changed Foxie's name to Foxie-butt.
Foxie-butt: AHH!
Foxie-butt: I can't change my name!
+Kaoru has changed Zizzie's name to Zishizzle.
Zishizzle: WTF?!?!???!??
Foxie-butt: !@$?
Kaoru: =smirks=
+Kaoru has changed Foxie-butt's name to Foxie.
Foxie: Not funny ;0;
Kiku enters the chatroom.
Foxie: Kiku, help me, Kaoru's acting ebilish again!
Kiku: Being administrator of this chat too, I command Kaoru to depart from this chatroom for about five minutes. >:3
Kaoru: Eeek! I was just kidding! Nooooo! .0.
+Kiki shows Kaoru to the door.
+Kaoru has left the chatroom.
Kiku: Du-du-du-dun!
Zizzie: My hero! =slobbers on Kiku=
Kiku: Doing my duty, of course.
Foxie: Aye!
+Wom enters the chatroom.
Foxie: Wommy! =tackles=
Wom: .0. ATTACK OF THE TACKLERS! Aieee! =scuttles away=
Foxie: =scuttles after Wommie= n.n
Kooky enters the chatroom.
Kooky: Where's the Sattie? I was trying to look for her.
Foxie: She died along with Achoo.
Zizzie: I have returned! What did I miss?!??!?
Zizzie: Hiya Kooky!
Kooky: =hisssss=
Zizzie: =blinks=
Kiku: I've deleted her. Special, kay.
Wom: =worships= o.o
Zizzie: I never liked her.
Kooky: Hmmlala.
Kooky: Yah, she's always a pregnant dog.
Kiku: I agree.
Kooky: I totally prefer Achoo.
Foxie: I somewhat agree.
Wom: I never liked her either, I've only chosen her because of Yueh.
Wom: But I don't like Yueh either.
Kiku: We should kick her off the club.
Kooky: I agree!
Zizzie: Me too!
Wom: I've never liked how she says.. 'omigawds'.
Zizzie: Plus she's saying God's name in VAIN!!!
Kiku: And that stupid emoticon. .0.
Wom: Yeah, I fullheartedly agree.
Wom: Who thinks Kaoru is a total nutcase, having no life at all, and lives in a cheeze Igloo?
Zizzie: Yup.
Kiku: Yeah, agreed.
Kooky: Mmmhmm.
Foxie: Yarr.
+Kaoru enters the chatroom.
Kooky: Kaoru has always been the biggest, crapass pregnant dog that can't even tell what a wolf is.
Kaoru: WTF?
Kooky: Oh nuts.
+Kiku has left the chatrom.
Foxie: Err, gotta go!
+Foxie has left the chatroom.
Wom: Eheh. Did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.
Kooky: Uh, my hamster is calling me, I better go...
Kaoru: Were you guys talking about me?
Wom: Uhm, no. Gotta go!
+Wom has left the chatroom.
Zizzie: Holy crap!
+Zizzie has left the chatroom.
Kooky: Uhm. Hi, Kaoru
Kaoru: You little pregnant dog!
Kooky: Heh, that's my nickname >>
Kooky: Uhm, I think I hear my hamster calling me. Gotta go!
Kaoru: YOU WAIT RIGHT THERE.
+Kooky has left the chatroom.
Kaoru: =growl, moan, suchwhat=
Kaoru: No I have not gone insane.
+Kaoru has left the chatroom.
+Chat disconnected.

Disclaimer: This was just for fun, not meant to offend anybody in any way. Achoo is a dork. I will not spank my hamster. If I had one. If I did, I would name it Smeagol. Good day to you.

[Felypsa]

-giggle- I was amused...how did you know that's how I feel about Kaoru?

Just kidding, Kaoru. I <33333 you! -tacklates-

That was sehr lustig, Kookha. Very funny. ^^

[Aveilthé]

That was so OLD though ^-^; I remember doing it though. Haha. And my stupid emoticon: .0. I don't use it anymore. Maybe I should start using it again. O:

.0.0.0.

OMIGAWDS.

=3

Anyway. Thanks for posting this up, mein lovely Khookster. x3