Post by kooky on Jun 9, 2005 13:31:56 GMT -6
Twas the night before Sunday, when all through the treehouse...not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse...
Door: *Thrown open*
Kukki: Are you gellin?
Satts: Like a felon!
Zizzie: With some melon!
Kukki: In my bell...IN!
Satts: I love gellin!
Umm...excuse me...
Zizzie: Ewww...did you fart?
Kukki: That's gross!
No. I am merely attempting to gain your attention.
Satts: Gas Man's in denial...
Zizzie: Yep...
I am not in denial. I am trying to tell a story.
Kukki: Oh! He's tellin...
Satts: Is he gellin?
Hush and I will continue my story.
Zizzie: Are you in the story?
Uhhh...no....
Kukki: Did you write the story?
No.
Satts: Did you buy rights to the story?
No...why?
Zizze: Then it's not your story...
I never said it was my story...
Kukki: You said, "Hush and I will continue my story..."
Well I did but I didn't mean...oh never mind...may I continue THE story?
Satts: No...
Well why not?
Zizzie: You didn't say please!
You...you...you little *******!
Kukki: Gasp!
Satts: There are innocent Kawouus in the room! How dare you!
Zizzie: My toes! I'm deaf!
Oh...am I supposed to care?!
Kukki: You're not nice!
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
Satts: Listen to that yellin...
Zizzie: He's so not gellin...
Ugh!
Fely: Let's have a party...
Kukki: Where did you come from?
Satts: Who cares...Par-TAY!
Zizzie; Part over here! Woo woo!
Fely: Party over there! Woo woo!
I loathe you...
Kukki: Does that mean you're not our friend anymore?
I was never your friend you pathetic little worm...
Satts: Watch it our I'll slap you back to five minues ago!
Zizzie: Yeah!
Fely: Evil poo-poo head...
Kukki: Hehehe...Fely said poo-poo!
Satts: Kukki! I don't want you using that kind of language!
Zizzie: Let's wash ehr mouth out with soap...
Fely: Liquid or bar?
That's it..I'm leaving...
Kukki: Gas Man's bailin...
Satts: That's so repellin...
Zizzie: I was some melon...
Fely: It's in Kukki's bell...IN...
Kukki: I'm so gellin...
Satts: So...
Zizzie: So?
Fely: Party?
Kukki: Food!
Satts: We need music...
Zizzie: We need guys...
Fely: We need games...
Kukki: Me need food...
Satts: Lets call the others...
Zizzie: What others...
Fely: Our friends...
Kukki: Will they bring food?
Satts: And we need the DMFs...Orlie...
Zizzie: Leggy...
Fely: Xeno?
Kukki: Whoever has food...
Satts: *Drooling over a picture of Orlie*
Zizzie: Do we have any leaves?
Fely: Leggy HAS to wear CLOTHES!
Kukki: And he must bring food...
Satts: Let's say magical words and make the others appear...
Zizzie: Hocus Pocus...
Fely: Abra Kadabra...
Kukki: Mirror, mirros on the wall...give me food!
Satts: Did it work?
Zizzie: I'm not sure...
Fely: That stinks...
Glady: Who stinks?
Kukki: Did you bring food?
Satts: Wow...we only brougth Glady...where's our other friends?
Orlie: I am here!
Zizzie: No Leggy? *Sniffles*
Leggy: I got some leaves!
Fely: No leaves! You where clothes!
Glady: And the fun keeps on coming...
Kukki: Are you gellin?
Satts: Like a felon...
Oh not that again...
Orlie: Hark! A strange and mysterious voice...
Zizzie: Yo! Gas Man! Hush!
Leggy: I like leaves!
Leaves: Someone! Save us!
Fely: Do I have to beat you with a sthingy?!
Glady: I wish Wes was here...
Kukki: And I wish I had food....
Satts: I smeel nakedness...Uh-oh...Is Leggy in the leaves again?
Orlie: Shield your eyes!
Zizzie: *Giggles* Work it, Leggy!
Leggy: *Is wearing the leaves* Why is everyone covering their eyes?
Fely: I'm bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!
Glady: The horror! The horror!
Kukki: Despite the fact that the nasty elf is running about in leaves, I'ms till hungry...Someone get me food...
Satts: You didn't say please...
Kukki: I don't have to say please....FOOD!
Orlie: She appears to be in a bad mood...
Zizzie: I say we run...
Leggy: Be free!
Kukki: *Slaps Leggy* No be free...
Fely: Uh-oh...duck and cover!
Glady: Hide!
Kukki: Me want food! You food!
All: Nooooo! Don't eat us...
Kukki: *Chomp, smack, bite, chew, crunch, swallow, digest*
Leggy: Where did everyoen go...
Kukki: *Kicks Leggy out of treehouse*
Oh my...that was mean...
Kukki: Me still hungry....
What? Me? Food? Noooo! Ahhhhh-
Kukki: *Chomp, smack, bite, chew, crunch, swallow, digest*
And thus, Kukki was filled with the bodies of all those she ate and her hunger finally died away...the end...
Well? How did you think this play was going to end?
Door: *Thrown open*
Kukki: Are you gellin?
Satts: Like a felon!
Zizzie: With some melon!
Kukki: In my bell...IN!
Satts: I love gellin!
Umm...excuse me...
Zizzie: Ewww...did you fart?
Kukki: That's gross!
No. I am merely attempting to gain your attention.
Satts: Gas Man's in denial...
Zizzie: Yep...
I am not in denial. I am trying to tell a story.
Kukki: Oh! He's tellin...
Satts: Is he gellin?
Hush and I will continue my story.
Zizzie: Are you in the story?
Uhhh...no....
Kukki: Did you write the story?
No.
Satts: Did you buy rights to the story?
No...why?
Zizze: Then it's not your story...
I never said it was my story...
Kukki: You said, "Hush and I will continue my story..."
Well I did but I didn't mean...oh never mind...may I continue THE story?
Satts: No...
Well why not?
Zizzie: You didn't say please!
You...you...you little *******!
Kukki: Gasp!
Satts: There are innocent Kawouus in the room! How dare you!
Zizzie: My toes! I'm deaf!
Oh...am I supposed to care?!
Kukki: You're not nice!
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!
Satts: Listen to that yellin...
Zizzie: He's so not gellin...
Ugh!
Fely: Let's have a party...
Kukki: Where did you come from?
Satts: Who cares...Par-TAY!
Zizzie; Part over here! Woo woo!
Fely: Party over there! Woo woo!
I loathe you...
Kukki: Does that mean you're not our friend anymore?
I was never your friend you pathetic little worm...
Satts: Watch it our I'll slap you back to five minues ago!
Zizzie: Yeah!
Fely: Evil poo-poo head...
Kukki: Hehehe...Fely said poo-poo!
Satts: Kukki! I don't want you using that kind of language!
Zizzie: Let's wash ehr mouth out with soap...
Fely: Liquid or bar?
That's it..I'm leaving...
Kukki: Gas Man's bailin...
Satts: That's so repellin...
Zizzie: I was some melon...
Fely: It's in Kukki's bell...IN...
Kukki: I'm so gellin...
Satts: So...
Zizzie: So?
Fely: Party?
Kukki: Food!
Satts: We need music...
Zizzie: We need guys...
Fely: We need games...
Kukki: Me need food...
Satts: Lets call the others...
Zizzie: What others...
Fely: Our friends...
Kukki: Will they bring food?
Satts: And we need the DMFs...Orlie...
Zizzie: Leggy...
Fely: Xeno?
Kukki: Whoever has food...
Satts: *Drooling over a picture of Orlie*
Zizzie: Do we have any leaves?
Fely: Leggy HAS to wear CLOTHES!
Kukki: And he must bring food...
Satts: Let's say magical words and make the others appear...
Zizzie: Hocus Pocus...
Fely: Abra Kadabra...
Kukki: Mirror, mirros on the wall...give me food!
Satts: Did it work?
Zizzie: I'm not sure...
Fely: That stinks...
Glady: Who stinks?
Kukki: Did you bring food?
Satts: Wow...we only brougth Glady...where's our other friends?
Orlie: I am here!
Zizzie: No Leggy? *Sniffles*
Leggy: I got some leaves!
Fely: No leaves! You where clothes!
Glady: And the fun keeps on coming...
Kukki: Are you gellin?
Satts: Like a felon...
Oh not that again...
Orlie: Hark! A strange and mysterious voice...
Zizzie: Yo! Gas Man! Hush!
Leggy: I like leaves!
Leaves: Someone! Save us!
Fely: Do I have to beat you with a sthingy?!
Glady: I wish Wes was here...
Kukki: And I wish I had food....
Satts: I smeel nakedness...Uh-oh...Is Leggy in the leaves again?
Orlie: Shield your eyes!
Zizzie: *Giggles* Work it, Leggy!
Leggy: *Is wearing the leaves* Why is everyone covering their eyes?
Fely: I'm bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind!
Glady: The horror! The horror!
Kukki: Despite the fact that the nasty elf is running about in leaves, I'ms till hungry...Someone get me food...
Satts: You didn't say please...
Kukki: I don't have to say please....FOOD!
Orlie: She appears to be in a bad mood...
Zizzie: I say we run...
Leggy: Be free!
Kukki: *Slaps Leggy* No be free...
Fely: Uh-oh...duck and cover!
Glady: Hide!
Kukki: Me want food! You food!
All: Nooooo! Don't eat us...
Kukki: *Chomp, smack, bite, chew, crunch, swallow, digest*
Leggy: Where did everyoen go...
Kukki: *Kicks Leggy out of treehouse*
Oh my...that was mean...
Kukki: Me still hungry....
What? Me? Food? Noooo! Ahhhhh-
Kukki: *Chomp, smack, bite, chew, crunch, swallow, digest*
And thus, Kukki was filled with the bodies of all those she ate and her hunger finally died away...the end...
Well? How did you think this play was going to end?
