Post by Wyndbain on Jun 12, 2005 23:16:16 GMT -6
Hikaru had this idea of writing an interview about SO, so I decided to do one as well. Only, this one has a little twist... x3
***Begin Transmission***
Interviewer Dude: So, being Wom's closest and only room-mate, can you tell us a bit about her?
Wom's Cat: (Not unless you speak cat you bugger. -_- )
Interviewer Dude: *turns to the crew* Can we get a translator?
Wom's Cat: (*gasp* He's intelligent!? 0_o )
Interviewer Dude: Would you like some tea while we wait?
Wom's Cat: (Alas...I only felt a blip on the radar...I want cream you ninny!!!)
Interviewer Dude: Ah, here we go. *click* Now, tell us a bit about your owner.
Wom's Cat: (She's insane.)
Interviewer Dude: Could you give us more detail?
Wom's Cat: (I absolutely mean it in the most sincerest way possible though. 0_o )
Interviewer Dude: How so?
Wom's Cat: (Well, I suppose she's like any other owner. They feed you, pet you, clean the litter; and I really do appreciate that; she even gives me a bit more attention than my previous owner could.)
Interviewer Dude: So in other words, she's something like say...the perfect owner?
Wom's Cat: (Oh now, I wouldn't say that...)
Interviewer Dude: How so?
Wom's Cat: (Can you think of something more interesting to ask?)
Interviewer Dude: Not Really.
Wom's Cat: (How so?)
Interviewer Dude: Well I...wait a minute...
Wom's Cat: (*snickers* Well, as all humans, she has her down sides, of course. There's her habit of staying up till un-catly hours of the night and you know I can only get a descent sleep when she does.)
Interviewer Dude: What exactally does she do in those hours?
Wom's Cat: (Oh, the usual... updating stuff, drawing, hacking into the pentagon and stealing top secret files while plotting to destroy the world...)
Interviewer Dude: What was that last one?
Wom's Cat: (Watching TV?)
Interviewer Dude: I don't think-
Wom's Cat: (She also does other annoying things, like lock me out of the bathroom when she goes in and I just want a little attention!!)
Interviewer Dude: That's understandable, bathroom time is-
Wom's Cat: (You humans don't seem to mind staring at us as we use an open box. I've never seen any of you trying to install a miniature lock door for my kitty box!)
Interviewer Dude: Point taken.
Wom's Cat: (And then I finally manage to find a comfortable position next to her laptop, and she shoves me away, after all that time of adjusting myself! I tell you, where's the justice?)
Interviewer Dude: Well...they are expensive...
Wom's Cat: (That's no excuse...there is no price on love and affection.)
Interviewer Dude: You got my tongue on that one.
Wom's Cat: (Make another crack like that and I'll knaw on it too after I've clawed it out.)
Interviewer Dude: Uhm...heh heh...that should be enough questions...for...ha...today...
Wom's Cat: (Oh! 'Fraid of the kitty, little pussy man!?)
Interviewer Dude: Turn off the camera...Turn it off!!
Wom's Cat: (Haha! Who's the dominant species now? ROWR!! It's kung-fu kitta!!)
***End Transmission***
*click*
Wom: Hmm...just a little too much catnip...*turns to the readers* And that, kids, is why you shouldn't stimulate your cats with over potent brand catnip. It's just another way of saying kitty cocane. ^^
...
Well? It's over...go away...
...
...
...
Oh...I know, you're expecting one of those happy-ending-feel-good-film-of-the-year sort of things that has some sappy phrase with it? Ok then...lesse...
Drugs are bad.
The End
***Begin Transmission***
Interviewer Dude: So, being Wom's closest and only room-mate, can you tell us a bit about her?
Wom's Cat: (Not unless you speak cat you bugger. -_- )
Interviewer Dude: *turns to the crew* Can we get a translator?
Wom's Cat: (*gasp* He's intelligent!? 0_o )
Interviewer Dude: Would you like some tea while we wait?
Wom's Cat: (Alas...I only felt a blip on the radar...I want cream you ninny!!!)
Interviewer Dude: Ah, here we go. *click* Now, tell us a bit about your owner.
Wom's Cat: (She's insane.)
Interviewer Dude: Could you give us more detail?
Wom's Cat: (I absolutely mean it in the most sincerest way possible though. 0_o )
Interviewer Dude: How so?
Wom's Cat: (Well, I suppose she's like any other owner. They feed you, pet you, clean the litter; and I really do appreciate that; she even gives me a bit more attention than my previous owner could.)
Interviewer Dude: So in other words, she's something like say...the perfect owner?
Wom's Cat: (Oh now, I wouldn't say that...)
Interviewer Dude: How so?
Wom's Cat: (Can you think of something more interesting to ask?)
Interviewer Dude: Not Really.
Wom's Cat: (How so?)
Interviewer Dude: Well I...wait a minute...
Wom's Cat: (*snickers* Well, as all humans, she has her down sides, of course. There's her habit of staying up till un-catly hours of the night and you know I can only get a descent sleep when she does.)
Interviewer Dude: What exactally does she do in those hours?
Wom's Cat: (Oh, the usual... updating stuff, drawing, hacking into the pentagon and stealing top secret files while plotting to destroy the world...)
Interviewer Dude: What was that last one?
Wom's Cat: (Watching TV?)
Interviewer Dude: I don't think-
Wom's Cat: (She also does other annoying things, like lock me out of the bathroom when she goes in and I just want a little attention!!)
Interviewer Dude: That's understandable, bathroom time is-
Wom's Cat: (You humans don't seem to mind staring at us as we use an open box. I've never seen any of you trying to install a miniature lock door for my kitty box!)
Interviewer Dude: Point taken.
Wom's Cat: (And then I finally manage to find a comfortable position next to her laptop, and she shoves me away, after all that time of adjusting myself! I tell you, where's the justice?)
Interviewer Dude: Well...they are expensive...
Wom's Cat: (That's no excuse...there is no price on love and affection.)
Interviewer Dude: You got my tongue on that one.
Wom's Cat: (Make another crack like that and I'll knaw on it too after I've clawed it out.)
Interviewer Dude: Uhm...heh heh...that should be enough questions...for...ha...today...
Wom's Cat: (Oh! 'Fraid of the kitty, little pussy man!?)
Interviewer Dude: Turn off the camera...Turn it off!!
Wom's Cat: (Haha! Who's the dominant species now? ROWR!! It's kung-fu kitta!!)
***End Transmission***
*click*
Wom: Hmm...just a little too much catnip...*turns to the readers* And that, kids, is why you shouldn't stimulate your cats with over potent brand catnip. It's just another way of saying kitty cocane. ^^
...
Well? It's over...go away...
...
...
...
Oh...I know, you're expecting one of those happy-ending-feel-good-film-of-the-year sort of things that has some sappy phrase with it? Ok then...lesse...
Drugs are bad.
The End
