Welcome to the Shinkou Ookami Member Play!
Yes, the Actual Play
Wom: =CACKLES= Feel the power. XD
Kaoru: Oh. I can feel it.
Wom: Shinkou Ookami.
Kaoru: But... it's just a model...
Wom: Shhhh...
Kiku: Like, WAZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUP, my homies.
Wom: Eep! It's a-Kiku! KEEL EET!
Kaoru: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG =SQUASHES KIKU=
Kiku: =SQUASHED= Argh.
Kaoru: I think it's dead now.
Wom: YOU KILLED IT??! On this nice peice of carpet? Argh!
Kaoru: But you've just said--
Kiku: =Beneath Kaoru's heel= I'm not dead!
Fely/Foxie: Hear, she says she's not dead!
Kaoru: Well, she will be very soon.
Kiku: I feel fine!
Fely/Foxie: You're not fooling anyone you know!
Kiku: I'm getting better!
Kaoru: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. BUUURRRN.
Wom: You can't burn her like that, it's against regulations.
Kiku: I think I'll go for a walk!
Kaoru: Look, can't we wait for a couple of minutes?
Wom: No.
Kaoru: Isn't there something you can do?
Kiku: Argh.
Zizzie: Aloha. I come before you with no peace.
Wom: Works for me.
Zizzie: Nice place.
Kooky: I miss the old Night Wolves Pack already.
Kiku: Come off it. This place is better!
Kooky: You come off it!
Kiku: You!
Kooky: So. You can cuss and spit on things without The Neopets Team getting all pissy about it. Big wh00p.
Foxie/Fely: Yes! We can be gross and uncouth in a very unformal fashion!
Zizzie: That's like, totally rad!
Foxie/Fely: Isn't it, though?
Kooky: Come on, you guys. It's enough trying to be halarious on this God-forsaken play.
Foxie/Fely: Oh God, you're right.
Wom: Yes, but... I enjoy playing with my ultimate powers of hell, doom, and more doom!
Foxie/Fely: Eep! I fear it!
Wom: But you have power too, you know.
Foxie/Fely: Now ya dunnit... shouldnt'a told me that one!
Kaoru: Yes, well, my semi-godlike powers make others bend before me!
Matrix Spoonboy: Do not try to bend the spoon. That's impossible.
Kaoru: Argh! Shove off, shorty, you're not in this play!
Matrix Spoonboy: There is no spoon.
Kaoru: Argh, go get bent.
Wom: I shall be rid of this evil, demon-possessed, spoon-loving freak with my unmatchable powers of DOOM! I call upon the power of MARS. Fireballs... CHARGE!
Fireball: YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOSH!
Matrix Spoonboy: I shall return!
Wom: I am so all-powerful. I can just... lick myself.
Wom: ...
Wom: ^^
Kaoru: What an eccentric performance.
Wom: I can take them single-handedly, there is only a hundred and fifty of them!
Monkey: Woah, look! I'm in this play!
Spoz: Yeah, Kaoru is suddenly going to pop in all the cast at the same time.
Kaoru: No I'm not!
Looney: Oogaboogaboo!
Kaoru: Smickitymoopoopy dippity lickity STOO!
Hikaru: MOOGALOOGASNICKITYFICKITY BOO! ^_________^
Kaoru: Argh!
Khoyote: I feel angsty. D:
Thunder: I'm in the play too! Whoulda thunk it?
Rodent: I say we off those that have the shortest hair!
Thunder: Uh-oh... she means us men!
Monkey: Oh crap, we better run!
Khoyote: AFTER THEM, GIRLS!
Every single NWP/SO Girl: YAAAAAAAAARGH!
Monkey: Run away!
Thunder: Run away!
EPISODE ONE FINISHED
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