Post by Monkey Monk on Jun 13, 2005 12:08:58 GMT -6
The bell rings singaling thrid period science class. The class drags in and as usual Monkey is in the back with two skater friends. Almost instantly they get bored of the lecture and start listening to music.
MF Friend 1 (DJ): *is listening to Twisted Sister's "We're not going to take it" and starts singing really bad* WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!
MF Friend 2(Steven): Dude DJ! Shut up!
Monkey: *ish asleep on the desk*
Steven: Ha! Look at Monkey.
DJ: Dude Steven get me the tweezers
Steven: *gets the tweezers and gives them to DJ* Dude Dj don't do it
DJ: *pulls one of Monkey's chin hairs*
Monkey: YOWCH!
The teacher glares at the three and Monkey goes back to sleep. Enter harp music and wave effect.
Monkey is in a scene from the new star wars movie dressed as Anakin.
Monkey: Dude sweet
Mysterious Figure: Use the force Luke
Monkey: *looks around* Dude wrong episode.
Mysterious Figure: Oops my bad *runs off to the right episode*
Monkey: *looks at the light sabre and has shifty eyes* hmmmm
Monkey draws the light sabre which is green and he makes noises of awe.
Monkey: I wonder if it tastes like apples.
Monkey licks the light sabre and then his lips.
Monkey: It does! *proceedes to eat light sabre*
Obi-Wan: Anakin! The light sabre is a Jedi's most valuable tool.
Monkey: Shut up you *shoots Obi-Wan*
Satts: *runs in as Agent smith and smacks Monkey* BAD MONKEY
Monkey: *cowers in fear and sudden grips his chin* YEOOWCH!
Monkey wakes up and glares at DJ and Steven who just pulled another chin hair.
Monkey: Why you little...
Monkey feels a hand on his shoulder and looks back. A hooded figure is there and they pull back to reveal....
To be continued
MF Friend 1 (DJ): *is listening to Twisted Sister's "We're not going to take it" and starts singing really bad* WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!
MF Friend 2(Steven): Dude DJ! Shut up!
Monkey: *ish asleep on the desk*
Steven: Ha! Look at Monkey.
DJ: Dude Steven get me the tweezers
Steven: *gets the tweezers and gives them to DJ* Dude Dj don't do it
DJ: *pulls one of Monkey's chin hairs*
Monkey: YOWCH!
The teacher glares at the three and Monkey goes back to sleep. Enter harp music and wave effect.
Monkey is in a scene from the new star wars movie dressed as Anakin.
Monkey: Dude sweet
Mysterious Figure: Use the force Luke
Monkey: *looks around* Dude wrong episode.
Mysterious Figure: Oops my bad *runs off to the right episode*
Monkey: *looks at the light sabre and has shifty eyes* hmmmm
Monkey draws the light sabre which is green and he makes noises of awe.
Monkey: I wonder if it tastes like apples.
Monkey licks the light sabre and then his lips.
Monkey: It does! *proceedes to eat light sabre*
Obi-Wan: Anakin! The light sabre is a Jedi's most valuable tool.
Monkey: Shut up you *shoots Obi-Wan*
Satts: *runs in as Agent smith and smacks Monkey* BAD MONKEY
Monkey: *cowers in fear and sudden grips his chin* YEOOWCH!
Monkey wakes up and glares at DJ and Steven who just pulled another chin hair.
Monkey: Why you little...
Monkey feels a hand on his shoulder and looks back. A hooded figure is there and they pull back to reveal....
To be continued
