Post by Aveilthé on Sept 13, 2010 0:34:35 GMT -6
Author's Note: Welcome one and all to something incredibly horrid that I haven't done in... oh my gosh... a LOOOOONG time... and speaking of 'time', I thought it would be nifty to do a little Shinkou-Assassin's Creed II cross-over and give it a little flavor of my own. n_n I hope you enjoy it!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, not everyone will be in this play. I tried really hard to think of some currently active members that more or less resemble a few characters on ACII. I understand not everyone has played ACII, let alone know about it, but I hope you find the play alright regardless! Also I hope none of this will offend anyone, this is purely for entertainment purposes and never to criticize or harm anyone personally.
CAST (in no particular order)
I will only list those who have made an appearance so far... so I can keep everyone surprised!
Demin: My name is Demin Smiles, and I'm currently being held prisoner by an evil corporation called Giaku Industries--
Narrator: Err...
Demin: --also used to be a bartender, but it's ironic because it's no secret that I DESPISE alcohol--
Narrator: EXCUSE me, n00b, but I'M the narrator, I believe I'M the one that should talk about your life's story!
Demin: *glares at the Narrator* Did I mention that I come from a long line of assassins?
Narrator: Assassins? I think... I'll skip out on this play after all. ^-^;
Z: Hey Demin, who are you talking to?
Demin: God damnit, can't a guy give a decent introduction without getting interrupted?!
Z: That's nice, but as my blood-stained shirt points out, we're in a heap of trouble. So I'm here to bust you out of Giaku!
Demin: Nah, I'm too busy being lazy.
Z: NOW. *glares*
Demin: Nothing like a stern face to get you motivated!
Z: A'ight... lets bust this popsickle stand.
Giaku Security 1: I should TOTALLY use a gun to stop them, but that would be too easy. What do?
Giaku Security 2: Fists and nightsticks!
Giaku Security 1: Yeah, because that makes PERFECT sense when you're trying to stop someone from escaping.
Demin: NOT THE FACE!
Z: Stop being a baby and fight them!
Demin: But running away would be so much easier!
Z: *'accidentally' hits Demin* Oh sorry, I totally thought you were a Giaku guard.
___
Demin: *running away* I can't believe we kicked their asses. o.0
Z: What d'you mean, 'we'? I did all the work because you were too busy having a slappy-fight with one of the security guards.
Demin: Hey, I don't like confrontation. That's why I quit being an assassin.
Z: *sigh* Of all the people Giaku had to kidnap, it just had to be you.
Demin: What can I say... I'm a pleaser, not a fighter.
Z: D:< STFU! *stuffs Demin into the trunk of her car*
___
Fely: OMG Z
Z: OMG FELY
Fely: OMG
Z: OMG OMG OMG
Fely and Z: *runs around each other screaming*
Demin: Wtf is going on? What is this place?
Z: This is our hiding place... The Giakuians don't even know about it. So keep your mouth shut about it or you'll get a groin-full of pain.
Demin: ...eep.
Fely: And I am the all-cute techno-savvy Fely! Despite the fashionable mullet, my obnoxiously bubbly personality, and the fact that I'm wearing headphones with no music playing, I am not a lesbian.
Z: That's what she wants you to think. *waggles eyebrows*
Raku: And I am Raku the historian, a metro-sexual British smart-ass that will chew you up so fast that you'll hardly finish blinking by the time I spit you back out again.
Demin: This jerk makes me want to flip Fely at him.
Fely: Oh boy, that sounds like MAJOR fun! ^-^
Raku: Speaking of... major fun, I saw all those video recordings from Giaku, and I must say you fight like a puny little girl.
Demin: Considering I'm half your size in bulk, I could test out that theory on you right now.
Raku: Oh look, his balls finally dropped.
Z: Raku, that's enough! Lets get Demin situated and tell him why he's here. But first... *pauses for dramatic effect* we'll have to endure a long wait.
Fely: NOOO!
Raku: Thank God.
Z: Visit us next time in 'Memory 2: Lolwut?'
*End Memory 1*
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, not everyone will be in this play. I tried really hard to think of some currently active members that more or less resemble a few characters on ACII. I understand not everyone has played ACII, let alone know about it, but I hope you find the play alright regardless! Also I hope none of this will offend anyone, this is purely for entertainment purposes and never to criticize or harm anyone personally.
CAST (in no particular order)
I will only list those who have made an appearance so far... so I can keep everyone surprised!
- Demin - Desmond Miles
- Z - Lucy Stillman
- Fely - Rebeccah Crane
- Raku - Shaun Hastings
- Twilly - Ezio Auditore da Firenze
- Strider - Giovanni Auditore da Firenze (Ezio's father)
- Freerunner - Federico Auditore da Firenze (Ezio's older brother)
- Monkey - Vieri de' Pazzi
- Crave - Christina Calfucci
Shinkou's Creed II
Memory 1 - He Puts the Ass in Assassin
Demin: My name is Demin Smiles, and I'm currently being held prisoner by an evil corporation called Giaku Industries--
Narrator: Err...
Demin: --also used to be a bartender, but it's ironic because it's no secret that I DESPISE alcohol--
Narrator: EXCUSE me, n00b, but I'M the narrator, I believe I'M the one that should talk about your life's story!
Demin: *glares at the Narrator* Did I mention that I come from a long line of assassins?
Narrator: Assassins? I think... I'll skip out on this play after all. ^-^;
Z: Hey Demin, who are you talking to?
Demin: God damnit, can't a guy give a decent introduction without getting interrupted?!
Z: That's nice, but as my blood-stained shirt points out, we're in a heap of trouble. So I'm here to bust you out of Giaku!
Demin: Nah, I'm too busy being lazy.
Z: NOW. *glares*
Demin: Nothing like a stern face to get you motivated!
Z: A'ight... lets bust this popsickle stand.
Giaku Security 1: I should TOTALLY use a gun to stop them, but that would be too easy. What do?
Giaku Security 2: Fists and nightsticks!
Giaku Security 1: Yeah, because that makes PERFECT sense when you're trying to stop someone from escaping.
Demin: NOT THE FACE!
Z: Stop being a baby and fight them!
Demin: But running away would be so much easier!
Z: *'accidentally' hits Demin* Oh sorry, I totally thought you were a Giaku guard.
___
Demin: *running away* I can't believe we kicked their asses. o.0
Z: What d'you mean, 'we'? I did all the work because you were too busy having a slappy-fight with one of the security guards.
Demin: Hey, I don't like confrontation. That's why I quit being an assassin.
Z: *sigh* Of all the people Giaku had to kidnap, it just had to be you.
Demin: What can I say... I'm a pleaser, not a fighter.
Z: D:< STFU! *stuffs Demin into the trunk of her car*
___
Fely: OMG Z
Z: OMG FELY
Fely: OMG
Z: OMG OMG OMG
Fely and Z: *runs around each other screaming*
Demin: Wtf is going on? What is this place?
Z: This is our hiding place... The Giakuians don't even know about it. So keep your mouth shut about it or you'll get a groin-full of pain.
Demin: ...eep.
Fely: And I am the all-cute techno-savvy Fely! Despite the fashionable mullet, my obnoxiously bubbly personality, and the fact that I'm wearing headphones with no music playing, I am not a lesbian.
Z: That's what she wants you to think. *waggles eyebrows*
Raku: And I am Raku the historian, a metro-sexual British smart-ass that will chew you up so fast that you'll hardly finish blinking by the time I spit you back out again.
Demin: This jerk makes me want to flip Fely at him.
Fely: Oh boy, that sounds like MAJOR fun! ^-^
Raku: Speaking of... major fun, I saw all those video recordings from Giaku, and I must say you fight like a puny little girl.
Demin: Considering I'm half your size in bulk, I could test out that theory on you right now.
Raku: Oh look, his balls finally dropped.
Z: Raku, that's enough! Lets get Demin situated and tell him why he's here. But first... *pauses for dramatic effect* we'll have to endure a long wait.
Fely: NOOO!
Raku: Thank God.
Z: Visit us next time in 'Memory 2: Lolwut?'
*End Memory 1*
