Post by Monkey Monk on Sept 20, 2005 16:42:24 GMT -6
Stepdad: WAKE UP! *shakes monkey* It's 5:30 you lazy bum!
Monkey: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
Stepdad: *growls and goes to freezer*
Monkey: *jumps up* OK! ok! I'm up.
Disgruntly Monkey takes a shower. When he turns off the water he hears something in the bathroom.
Monkey: *peeks around corner* Hello?
Tagger: *jumps infront of Monkey* BOO!
Monkey: *yelps and falls down* Definately not the first face I wanted to see in the morning.
Tagger: What is that supposed to mean?
Monkey: Nothing. Now can I get dressed?
Tagger: Sure.
Monkey: Are you going to leave?
Tagger: What? Afraid to be undressed around your own creation?
Monkey: Frankely I'm afraid of what you'll do.
Tagger: All right all right I'll go.
Monkey gets dressed and goes to school. When he comes home his back is hurting and his head is on the edge of exploding.
Monkey: *walks through the door*
Mommy Monkey: Your computer is fixed.
Monkey: WOOT! I can teleport to NWP again!
Mommy Monkey: Excuse me?
Monkey: *shifty eyes* Nothing. *dashes to room and gets on computer.*
Monkey then teleports to NWP (renamed shin cow or something like that. It's from a language monkey knows nothing about and he simply acts like he understands it)
Monkey: Where is everyone? *waits*
Anthony Hopkins: Hello Clarice
Monkey: *jumps* WTF Anthony you could stop someone's heart with a face like your's.
Anthony Hopkins: Do you want me to rip off your face and use it for a mask.
Monkey: *gulps* n-n-n-no sir
All of a sudden Anthony Hopkins goes all Hanibal Lector on our hero whp runs around screaming like a girl.
Satts, Wommers, and Kookstar appear.
Satts: There's no need to fear!
Wommers: Underdog, I mean we're here!
Kookstar: Your reign of terror is up ANthony Hopkins!
Anthony Hopkins: *looks to monkey* Do you know these clowns?
Monkey: Sadly yes *notices glares from the trio* YOu guys are my friends you know that. Hehe just playful banter.
Anthony Hopkins: I'll eat you three girls like I wanted to eat Clarice but it would have ruined the plot of the movie!
Monkey: NO YOU DON"T! *tackles anthony hopkins but misses and hits wall*
The Trio (Satts, Wommers, and Kookstar): MONKEY! *all attack Anthony Hopkins and are knocked out by his bad breath*
Anthony Hopkins: *laughs evilly*
Tagger: *appears and goes to attack ANthony Hopkins but sees Fierce and runs off to be with her*
Anthony Hopkins: You guys are freaks *leaves*
The end