A Warped Toby/Blaze Plot...

[Wyndbain]

(Everyone who has read one of me and Kiku's Toby/Blaze plots, understand that it's just too easy to sorta...well...spoof. xD So I felt like doing just that. x3 )

BlazingTear: What a lovely day. ^^

Isis: It truely is.

Tobias: Feh.

Daaku: What he said.

Doushiko: Mew!

Evil Villain: *insert evil theme music* Mwahahahahahaha!! I have come to ruin this peaceful day in order to cause mayhem and do really evil stuff!!!

Blaze & Isis: Gasp!

Tobias: Whatever! I'll just take you on and slice you in two using my tessuaiga!!

Daaku: I'll just sit here and observere from the side lines even though I probably have the strength to beat him to a pulp without breaking a sweat and act like I don't care even though I do.

Doushiko: Mew!

-several sword swings later-

Evil Villain: Alas! I have power beyond belief and yet I cannot defeat this annoying half breed! ...Buh bye!! *poofs*

Tobias: Damn! He poofed to fast!

Doushiko: Mew!

BlazingTear: You're right Doushiko, we need to be more careful since that villain is still out there and no, I don't have any cat nip right now.

Doushiko: Damn! ><

All: !!!!

Doushiko: I mean...Mew!

-a little while later, after everyone has relaxed and BlazingTear has gone off to find Doushiko some cat nip...-

Isis: BlazingTear has been gone a long time.

Doushiko: Mew!

Daaku: Not to point out the obvious here but, wasn't it a little dangerous to let her go off on her own when that evil villain is still on the loose?

Tobias: Damn! ><

Daaku: There he is!!

Evil Villain: Mwahahahahahahaha!!! Fools! I have returned better than before even though my power is exactly the same to defeat you once and for all!!

Tobias: Tell us where Blaze is!!

Evil Villain: I'll tell you after I defeat you once and for all!!

-swash swash buckle buckle-

Evil Villain: Augh!!! *falls over* You are a worthy opponent. *dies*

Tobias: Don't die yet stupid! You haven't told us where BlazingTear is!!

Evil Villain: *lives again* Truely, I don't know.

All: Wha..?

BlazingTear: *appears* Oh my, apparently I missed quite a bit. o.o

Tobias: And where the hell have you been!?

BlazingTear: Getting cat nip for Doushiko.

Tobias: I thought you were in mortal danger and you were picking some stupid weeds!?

BlazingTear: They happen to be special to Doushiko!

Tobias: They're weeds!! XP

BlazingTear: No they're not!! -_-+

Tobias: Uh oh... ;

BlazingTear: SIT!!!!

Tobias: *WHAM!!!!!*

Daaku: This would be what some call a Love Hurt relationship...

Isis: Ever get the feeling this joke's been run into the ground too much?

Tobias: Anymore sit puns and I'll skin the both of ya!!

BlazingTear: SIT!!!

Tobias: *WHAM!!!!!*

THE END...WHAM!!!!!

[Kikuyoshi]

ha ha ha xD

Tobias: -mutters something under his breath as he lies on the floor and glaring at the rest of the gang-