Post by Felypsa on Dec 31, 2005 20:49:53 GMT -6
Okay, so this was Kaoru’s idea. She suggested that I make a play parodizing the current plot in the City of Thor, the one with the French title. My play-making skills are a little rusty, though, so this might not be as hysterical as my prior successes…but I hope you find it at least slightly amusing.
Two things: Firstly, before you read this parody, I highly recommend reading the actual plot. I don’t really explain anything here, so it would be best that you knew all the background before reading this. Plus, I think it’s funnier when you know what’s going on.
Secondly, this is at least a PG-13 rating. There is vulgar language, nudity (mostly on Khalid’s part because she’s weird), violence, blood & gore, what have you. I don’t this parody is any worse than the posts it’s based on, so that gives you an idea. If you are in any way unsettled by the aforementioned aspects, I apologize. But you’ve been warned.
Here we go…-crosses fingers, hopes for a few feeble laughs at least-
The City of Thor - Le Parody (I don’t know French, so I can’t parodize Kaoru’s original title completely)
Scene 1 - The Black Kitty
Dancing People: We’re partying like it’s 2001!!
Rave: Aaah, what’s so goddamn special about 2001? -mopewhine- I need some beer, yo.
Jess: Red is hott!! Don’t you think I look hott in red? -winkwinknudgenudge-
Rave: …no comment. Gimme some beer.
Voice of Zatheena: NO BEER, biotch.
Rave: Curse my nice-guy softie-heart wussy-wimp tendencies when it comes to girls who order me around…-squishes a couple of ants in frustration-
Khalid: -somewhere far away in a taxi- I felt a great disturbance in the Force…as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. -bows head in reverence-
Jess: So…-wink- how’s your -winkwink- girlfriend doing -winkwinkwink-?
Rave: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!! She just…orders me around a lot. And what the hell is wrong with your eye? Stop winking, woman!!
Zatheena: -barging in- RAVE! I’M USING ALL CAPS WHICH MEANS THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Rave: …
Zatheena: I’ve flashed some cops and now they want me! Let’s go crash some cars while we escape!
Rave: Please tell me you’re joking.
Zatheena: No time to talk! Let’s make out, I mean, make our getaway!
Rave: -uncertain- Well, I don’t know…
Zatheena: DO IT NOW.
Rave: I love it when you order me around so that there’s no way I dare refuse…alright, let’s go!
Scene 2 - The Streets of Thor
Policemen: -singing- Track down this murderer, he must be found! Hunt out this animal, who runs to ground!
Rave: Zee, did you murder someone?! I told you, don’t murder anyone unless I have a part in it!
Zatheena: ARGH! Stop wasting time asking really important questions to the plot! No one is supposed to know anything yet!
Rave: Well, if we’re going to crash cars, we have to do it in style! Let’s take my super-hott motorcycle. It’s super-hott! -pose- Like me.
Zatheena: I love a man with style…GO FASTER, BIOTCH!
Rave: 100 mph on a quiet road not good enough for ya?!
Floating Police Cars: Tires are so old-fashioned. The future is NOW.
Rave: Woohoo! I can do crazy moves that no one in real life would ever do and get away with it! Like driving on the wrong side of the road!
Zatheena: -sings- Oh what fun it is to ride on a one-man open motorcycle! …Being chased by 15 floating cop cars and a Doberman pinscher!
Dober: Hey! That was supposed to be a surprise! You don’t know that yet! Grr…there goes my dramatic entrance.
Rave: Don’t worry, Zee! We’ll almost die several times in the next fifteen minutes, but because we’re the protagonists, we can’t really die.
Zatheena: I feel so comforted.
Scene 3 - Gage’s Taxi
Khalid: Oh my god…That’s the guy who squished those ants! I have to go after him.
Gage: Why is it that in these exhilarating chase scenes, the criminal always drives on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD?! And gets away with it, too!!
Khalid: Brace yourself—I’m about to say the biggest taxi cliché ever!
Gage: Listen, lady, now is not a good time to start haggling the price with me…
Khalid: Follow that motorcycle!!
Gage: What else to taxi drivers live for?
Khalid: -strips off all her clothes-
Gage: That, too, apparently. Holy toledo! Nice—
Khalid: Shut up and drive.
Gage: Ah, another dominating woman! Your wish is my command.
Scene 4 - The Donut Shop
Dober: Mmm…donut…
Audience: Aww, how cute. A Doberman pinscher cop stereotypically eating a donut…
Dober: -ears twitch- I AM NOT STEREOTYPICAL! I just like donuts!! Is that such a crime?! Huh?! Is it?!
Audience: O.O;
Dober: Yeah, that’s what I thought…-gets out guns- You wanna piece of this?
Audience: …no, sir…
Dober: Then DON’T mock the donut!
Audience: …yes, sir…
Kate: -via radio- Hey Dober! Stop pigging out and intimidating the audience! Get yer butt over here! We’re all pathetically hopeless when it comes to chase scenes, so we need your help!
Dober: What’s the point? My dramatic entrance was ruined!
Kate: Who the hell cares? You’re too adorable for dramatic entrances anyway.
Dober: I don’t know whether to be complimented or insulted…
Kate: GET OVER HERE. NOW.
Dober: Sheesh, what’s with the dominating women in this play? Ok, ok, I’m on my way!
Well, whaddya say? Should I continue? Or is that more than enough? You be the judge!!
Two things: Firstly, before you read this parody, I highly recommend reading the actual plot. I don’t really explain anything here, so it would be best that you knew all the background before reading this. Plus, I think it’s funnier when you know what’s going on.
Secondly, this is at least a PG-13 rating. There is vulgar language, nudity (mostly on Khalid’s part because she’s weird), violence, blood & gore, what have you. I don’t this parody is any worse than the posts it’s based on, so that gives you an idea. If you are in any way unsettled by the aforementioned aspects, I apologize. But you’ve been warned.
Here we go…-crosses fingers, hopes for a few feeble laughs at least-
The City of Thor - Le Parody (I don’t know French, so I can’t parodize Kaoru’s original title completely)
Scene 1 - The Black Kitty
Dancing People: We’re partying like it’s 2001!!
Rave: Aaah, what’s so goddamn special about 2001? -mopewhine- I need some beer, yo.
Jess: Red is hott!! Don’t you think I look hott in red? -winkwinknudgenudge-
Rave: …no comment. Gimme some beer.
Voice of Zatheena: NO BEER, biotch.
Rave: Curse my nice-guy softie-heart wussy-wimp tendencies when it comes to girls who order me around…-squishes a couple of ants in frustration-
Khalid: -somewhere far away in a taxi- I felt a great disturbance in the Force…as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. -bows head in reverence-
Jess: So…-wink- how’s your -winkwink- girlfriend doing -winkwinkwink-?
Rave: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!! She just…orders me around a lot. And what the hell is wrong with your eye? Stop winking, woman!!
Zatheena: -barging in- RAVE! I’M USING ALL CAPS WHICH MEANS THIS IS IMPORTANT!
Rave: …
Zatheena: I’ve flashed some cops and now they want me! Let’s go crash some cars while we escape!
Rave: Please tell me you’re joking.
Zatheena: No time to talk! Let’s make out, I mean, make our getaway!
Rave: -uncertain- Well, I don’t know…
Zatheena: DO IT NOW.
Rave: I love it when you order me around so that there’s no way I dare refuse…alright, let’s go!
Scene 2 - The Streets of Thor
Policemen: -singing- Track down this murderer, he must be found! Hunt out this animal, who runs to ground!
Rave: Zee, did you murder someone?! I told you, don’t murder anyone unless I have a part in it!
Zatheena: ARGH! Stop wasting time asking really important questions to the plot! No one is supposed to know anything yet!
Rave: Well, if we’re going to crash cars, we have to do it in style! Let’s take my super-hott motorcycle. It’s super-hott! -pose- Like me.
Zatheena: I love a man with style…GO FASTER, BIOTCH!
Rave: 100 mph on a quiet road not good enough for ya?!
Floating Police Cars: Tires are so old-fashioned. The future is NOW.
Rave: Woohoo! I can do crazy moves that no one in real life would ever do and get away with it! Like driving on the wrong side of the road!
Zatheena: -sings- Oh what fun it is to ride on a one-man open motorcycle! …Being chased by 15 floating cop cars and a Doberman pinscher!
Dober: Hey! That was supposed to be a surprise! You don’t know that yet! Grr…there goes my dramatic entrance.
Rave: Don’t worry, Zee! We’ll almost die several times in the next fifteen minutes, but because we’re the protagonists, we can’t really die.
Zatheena: I feel so comforted.
Scene 3 - Gage’s Taxi
Khalid: Oh my god…That’s the guy who squished those ants! I have to go after him.
Gage: Why is it that in these exhilarating chase scenes, the criminal always drives on the WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD?! And gets away with it, too!!
Khalid: Brace yourself—I’m about to say the biggest taxi cliché ever!
Gage: Listen, lady, now is not a good time to start haggling the price with me…
Khalid: Follow that motorcycle!!
Gage: What else to taxi drivers live for?
Khalid: -strips off all her clothes-
Gage: That, too, apparently. Holy toledo! Nice—
Khalid: Shut up and drive.
Gage: Ah, another dominating woman! Your wish is my command.
Scene 4 - The Donut Shop
Dober: Mmm…donut…
Audience: Aww, how cute. A Doberman pinscher cop stereotypically eating a donut…
Dober: -ears twitch- I AM NOT STEREOTYPICAL! I just like donuts!! Is that such a crime?! Huh?! Is it?!
Audience: O.O;
Dober: Yeah, that’s what I thought…-gets out guns- You wanna piece of this?
Audience: …no, sir…
Dober: Then DON’T mock the donut!
Audience: …yes, sir…
Kate: -via radio- Hey Dober! Stop pigging out and intimidating the audience! Get yer butt over here! We’re all pathetically hopeless when it comes to chase scenes, so we need your help!
Dober: What’s the point? My dramatic entrance was ruined!
Kate: Who the hell cares? You’re too adorable for dramatic entrances anyway.
Dober: I don’t know whether to be complimented or insulted…
Kate: GET OVER HERE. NOW.
Dober: Sheesh, what’s with the dominating women in this play? Ok, ok, I’m on my way!
Well, whaddya say? Should I continue? Or is that more than enough? You be the judge!!