Post by Monkey Monk on Feb 6, 2006 14:08:19 GMT -6
All characters within this play, whether real or not, are impersonated poorly. Any stunts performed within this play are performed under the supervision of perfesionals. Do not try to hug Jean Simmons at home.
One day, the amazing Wommers decideds to surprise everyone with a great present. She used her all mighty admin powers to blackmail the members of certain rock bands to come to SO and teach everyone how to rock in a week.
Wommers: Jean Simmons zip up your pants! Ozzy, put down that bat NOW! Omg Zack Wyld why did you cut your hair!
Jean: Sorry ma'am! *quickly does as told*
Ozzy: *hides bat and waits until no one is looking to bite off it's head.
Zack: Dude I'm like fourty now. Leave me alone
Wommers: *throws up her hands in agitation* My god my mother was right about you all being a drain on society
The Rockers: That's us!
Satts: *enters holding Tagger by the scruff* This little monster went and killed again. Wom, what should I- OMG JEAN SIMMONS! *leaps on the rocker and squeezes him to death*
Jean: *is dead*
Wommers: Satts! You killed one of the rocker!
Satts: Rockers? OMG ZACK WYLD! *squeezes Zack to death too*
Ozzy: Hey babe what about me?
Satts: *recoils in disgust* You have bat brains on your shirt
Ozzy: Huh? Oh crud
Wommers: OZZY WHAT DID I TELL YOU! *smites the last rocker*
Satts: Hey look, three dead rockers.
Wommers: Shoot. There goes my idea of teaching SO musical talent.
Monkey: *Randomly appears* I can help!
Satts: No
Wommers: No
Monkey: *gives puppy eyes* Pwease?
Both Satts and Wommers: No
Monkey: *sighs* Fine *goes to eat banana*
Will SO ever have famous rockers come and teach them to jam out? Stay tuned to the next episode.
((Just for fun, anyone who wants to add onto this play can. ))
One day, the amazing Wommers decideds to surprise everyone with a great present. She used her all mighty admin powers to blackmail the members of certain rock bands to come to SO and teach everyone how to rock in a week.
Wommers: Jean Simmons zip up your pants! Ozzy, put down that bat NOW! Omg Zack Wyld why did you cut your hair!
Jean: Sorry ma'am! *quickly does as told*
Ozzy: *hides bat and waits until no one is looking to bite off it's head.
Zack: Dude I'm like fourty now. Leave me alone
Wommers: *throws up her hands in agitation* My god my mother was right about you all being a drain on society
The Rockers: That's us!
Satts: *enters holding Tagger by the scruff* This little monster went and killed again. Wom, what should I- OMG JEAN SIMMONS! *leaps on the rocker and squeezes him to death*
Jean: *is dead*
Wommers: Satts! You killed one of the rocker!
Satts: Rockers? OMG ZACK WYLD! *squeezes Zack to death too*
Ozzy: Hey babe what about me?
Satts: *recoils in disgust* You have bat brains on your shirt
Ozzy: Huh? Oh crud
Wommers: OZZY WHAT DID I TELL YOU! *smites the last rocker*
Satts: Hey look, three dead rockers.
Wommers: Shoot. There goes my idea of teaching SO musical talent.
Monkey: *Randomly appears* I can help!
Satts: No
Wommers: No
Monkey: *gives puppy eyes* Pwease?
Both Satts and Wommers: No
Monkey: *sighs* Fine *goes to eat banana*
Will SO ever have famous rockers come and teach them to jam out? Stay tuned to the next episode.
((Just for fun, anyone who wants to add onto this play can. ))