A Play of: College. The Two Weeks of Exams.

[Wyndbain]

For the past couple of weeks, I have been absent/non-roleplaying...yeah, due to the now past(*celebrates*) exams. So I made a lovely over exagerated play to describe the events that have taken part in the two weeks of my pre-exam and exam week. The events noted in the play are based on my actual experiences during the two weeks of pre week, and actual week of exams. n.n So enjoy.

Tuesday before exam week-

(9:30 A.M. History Building)

Wom's Pencil: Mwahaha! I shall hide and thus make it impossible for my user to take notes in this critial study week! Haha!

Wom: Wtf!? Where's my pencil? I gotta take notes! Psst, can I borrow a pen?

Professor: Alright everyone! You're going to be doing a scantron assesment of me while I leave the room and can't see you at all since I'm not allowed to be in here while you are all answering. By the way, anyone who needs one, can borrow one of my pencils!

Wom: Sweet! Free pencil!

(11:00 A.M. English/Language Building)

Professor: I hope everyone has their critical 6-8 page rough draft that's needed today in order for the final to be counted next Thursday.

Wom: Did mine last night. n.n

Professor: Good! Cause it's peer evaluation!

Wom: Damn! That mean's someone else is actually going to read it. Hey you! Can I borrow a pen?

(12:30 P.M. Math/Science Building)

Professor: Well, this is new, only seven out of the original 25 people have shown up for class.

Wom: No it isn't, you point it out every time class meets.



Wednesday before exam week-

(10:00 A.M. Arts Building)

Nothing funny really happened...we had a nude model...that was all...

(11:59 A.M. Communications Building)

Wom: Dude class is about to start, where's my presentation group!?

(12:00 P.M. Communications Building)

Wom's Group: We're all here!!

Wom: Thank the gods! I don't think my plan to stall would have worked very well.

Group member: What was it?

Wom: Run around the room while stripping!



Thursday before exam week-

(9:30 A.M. History Building)

Professor: Now, I know this day is important, mostly because this is the last day we meet before the final exam...so I'm gonna talk about this funny story from when I was in the army!

Class: Yay!

(10:40 A.M. English/Language Building)

Wom: That story...too funny...can't..feel..spleen..

Empty room: Yo, sup?

Wom: Hollers..! Where is everybody?

Board: Dude, you ain't got no finals, so turn your crappy 6 to 8 page paper into the large, noticable boxes on that table and get the hell outta here!

Wom: Crap, I got math in 2 hours. What to do...

Gameboy: Hey! I got Golden Sun in here and a nice fresh pack of batteries...wanna play?

Wom: Sure!

(12:30 P.M. Math/Science Building)

Professor: My doctor says I shouldn't be standing due to my sergery, but what does he know?

Class: ...



Friday before exam week-

Nothing happened. Seriously, reading day, no classes.



Monday of exam week-

(10:57 A.M. Home)

Wom: Hmm, I should probably be studying...but then again it probably won't make any difference!

Computer: Yess...come to the darkside my son...

Wom: I'm a girl.

Computer: Does it matter?

Wom: Not really.



Tuesday of exam week-

(Also the day of History-8:00 and Math-4:00 exams)

(6:50 A.M. On the Road)

Wom: Crappy...no good...car...

Wom's car: I'm so thirsty...need...gas...*splutters*

(6:55 A.M. Some Random but Specific Gas Station)

Wom: Come on, light up, I need to pay for gas.

Pump: I'm out of order. Take that, BIYOTCH!!

Wom's Car: Try the next pump honey.

Wom: Fine. *moves car*

Wom's car: Hey cutie, wanna put some gas in my tank?

New Pump: You bet!

Wom: Less flirting, more filling!

(6:59 A.M. On the Road...Again)

Wom's Car: Ugh, I think that gas was drugged.

Wom: Please tell me you can eventually move faster than 10 miles...

Wom's Car: Hey! A circle drive! Wheeeee!!

Wom: Wtf, this isn't a merry-go-round-wait...you're going faster! Heck yeah! Finally!

(7:30 A.M. Campus Parking for Commuters)

Wom: Hey! I got a pretty good spot.

(7:35 A.M. The Other Side of Campus)

Wom: I'm...gonna...be...so...totally...late...

(7:36 A.M. History Building)

Wom: At last!!

Empty Room: ZzZzZz...whuh?

Wom: Wow, I'm...early. *sits and studies*

Empty Room: OMGz!? She's studying!!!

Wom: Shut it!

(8:42 A.M. Library Third Floor)

Wom: Well, guess it's time to study for math.

Gameboy: Play me!

Wom: *smacks*

(Approximately 4-5 hours later...)

Wom: Divide these polynomials...solve by doubling the square...ow my head...

Campus Clock Tower: Bing bong! It's 2:00!

Wom: Whelp, I've learned all I can.

Gameboy: There's a snack machine over there, and I gots me a new set of batteries! How bout beating that dungeon now?

Wom: Sounds good to me!

(2 hours later...)

(4:00 P.M. Math/Science Building)

Professor: Technically we're suppost to start now, but I'll talk about some other things first.

Class: ...

(Several minutes later...)

Professor: Ok, here's the test.

Wom: Wtf!? These weren't on the study guide!

Test: Well, aren't you in trouble.

Wom: Crap.



Wednesday of exam week-

(Day of the Art Exam)

(2:50 P.M. Home)

Wom: Well, since I'm such a worry-wart as I am, I'm gonna check the sheet again to make sure I gotta leave at 3 to make it in time to turn in my exam at 4.

Paper: Hey dumbass! You forgot to draw your second portrait!

Wom: Holy Crap! I gotta leave in 5 mins!

Paper: Kinda puts a dent in yer plan don't it?

(3:40 P.M. Arts Building)

Wom: Gotta draw, gotta draw...

Class Member: Hey! Our teacher's not here! Where do we turn these in?

Other Class Member: Well, the exam is technically from 3 to 6, so...maybe we should wait?

(30 minutes later)

Guy: I'm leaving.

Other dude: Me too.

Wom: Finished! n.n

Friend: Hey that's a good self portrait, your hands rock!

Wom: Thanks! That's a pretty nice blob of yourself too!

Girl: I like the booze in this one.

Doggy: Ruff!



Thursday of exam week-

(Communications Exam)

(10:00 A.M. One of the many commuter parking lots)

Wom: Take care car.

Wom's Car: Wait! I'm lonely!

Wom: Pfft. Bye.

(10:10 A.M. Same parking lot)

Wom: *pulls out keys* You had to keep quiet, didn't you?

Wom's Car: My automatic locking system doesn't function anymore.

(10:30 A.M. Communications Building)

Professor: Alright, time for the exam! Once you're done, I have your project grades, your group peer evaluations, and paper from last week. n_n

Wom: An exam and three grades, wonderful.

(30 minutes later)

Wom: That was surprisingly easy! I mean, come on, questions about job resumes are common sence.

Wom's Car: You should know, you've filled out at least 20.

Wom: Shut up. At least I know I'm appreciated somewhere. Look! I got a 128/130 for my peer evaluation! They think I'm spiffy.



Friday of exam week-

(Uhm...no exam)

Wom: Damn college library books...damn due date...damn car!

Wom's Car: Hey! Don't bring me into this!

Wom's Dog: Ruff!


THE END...or is it?

Wom: YES!! IT IS!!!

[Mama Z]

Omg..sounds about how my last two weeks of school went. Woot!

[delasangre]

Ahhhh... I totally know what you're going through.. though.. I would try and try to re-tell how my exam week went.. but.. I don't know if those memories are retrievable.. they may be too far into repression/suppression to be saved. Meh.

Maybe I'll try later.. gotta finish making my rounds on the board. ^_^


-del

[delasangre]

So, pretty much, HELL started the week of April 24. *studies calendar* Wait.. no, week of April 17!

Tues – April 17
9:55 – 10:45 AM – Animal Science 250: Horse Science & Management Lecture
11 AM – 7:45 PM – I actually don’t really remember what I did.. I assume I was in the library, maybe.. *blank stare*
8 PM – Zoology/Biology 152 Exam on Plants (AKA Evil Green Things Out to Kill ME!!!)

Thurs – April 20
9:55 – 10:45 AM – AniSci 250 Lecture
11 – 12:15 – run to School of Veterinary Medicine, prep RNA samples to be polymerase chain reaction’d for Zoo/Bio 152 Independent Project (aka STRESS).

Lab Mentor: It shouldn’t even take you an hour
Me: Okay, awesome. *relief*
An hour later..
Me: I’m only half done! *spaz*

12:30 – Supposed to meet AniSci 250 professor at 12:15 – bike madly to Animal Science building and rush into office. Drive with professor to Campus Vehicle Center Thingie, check out State-Owned Campus Vehicle
1 – 1:20 – Lay in grass outside barn to wait for classmates to show up.
1:22pm – load up vehicles and go to very-very-very-rich-rich-nice-nice horse stable and tour, all the while green with envy.

2:30 PM – get back to campus, park and drop keys off, hitch a ride with professor back to AniSci building, bike back to Vet Building

2:30 – 4:15ish – finally finish stupid PCR-prep, put in to PCR machine, and dash all the way across campus back to dorm to scrape up some food for dinner

4:56 – Finishing bolting down food

5:02 PM – Races into lab just as TA is beginning to talk. Plops down at lab table thingie.

7:45 PM – Zoo lab gets out early! *races outside, whips out cell phone, jumps on bike, all at the same time and within 45 seconds* Bikes like mad across campus (a good 5, 10 minute BIKE ride), meets Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then by biochem buiding, and races to one of the lakeshore dorms. Tailgates in, races up a flight of stairs and manages to catch the intro to The O.C.

8-9 PM – The O.C.

9-1, 2AMish – hangout at Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then’s dorm room, listening to music, ranting about the Zoo-152 Independent Project (IP) Mentors and their sudden Oh-You-Have-To-Have-DATA!-Even-Though-You-Don’t-Know-How-To-Do-The-Bleeping-Procedures-BAHHH!! Eventually pass out from exhaustion/stress/etc

Fri – April 21
8:50 – Wildlife Ecology 301: Terrestrial Vertebrate Histology and Ecology
11 – Bio/Zoo 152 – skipped. Oops.
12:30 – 12:45ish Cow-Stall-Mucker-Outter Job Interview that I have no intention of accepting if I get hired
1:00 – 2:30 Terrestrial Lab – Identifying either amphibians, reptiles, turtles, and/or snakes. *can’t remember*

2:30 – whenever – probably hanging out with the Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then.

Sun – April 23
7pm – Free Vegetarian Dinner with Friends – pledges to be a vegetarian for a week.

Mon – April 24
7pm – Free Vegetarian Dinner with Friends – pledges to be a vegetarian for a week.

Tues – April 25
9:55 – AniSci Exam
Rest of Day – spazzing out about the sheer number of projects, papers, and presentations I have to do.
7pm – Free Vegetarian Dinner with Friends

Wed – April 26
8:50 AM – Terrestrial Lecture
11 AM – Zoo 152 Lecture
12:15 – Free Lunch at Vet School! Wolfs down two brats, two peanut butter cookies, and some egg salad.
1:00pm – Complete Winging of IP Powerpoint Presentation to actual Vet School Lab (graduate students, professor with phD, etc).

6 – meet with Zoo Lab Group for Conservation Research Paper/Report
7:12 – remember that I pledged to be a vegetarian for a week and realize that I failed. Skip Free-Vegetarian Dinner due to group meeting
8ish – Take bus across campus to Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then’s dorm room to sort out issues between us.
2:03 AM – guilt at failing to be a vegan.

Thurs – April 27
9:55AM – AniSci Lecture
11 – 1:20 – Work at Vet Lab *stress*
1:20 – 2:15 0 AniSci Lab
2:30 – 4:45ish – “relax..” then realize that Conservation Paper hasn’t been printed out. Kicks printer and makes it print paper. Dashes off to zoo lab.

5 – 8pm – Zoo Lab
Me: I printed out our report! *triumph!*
Group Member: I made a bunch of changes, so here’s the updated version. *hands over*
Me: *sighs, and put printed-report into recycle bin*

7pm – look longingly at clock while still in zoo lab, wishing for free vegetarian dinner.
8pm – mad dash across campus to watch The O.C.
9pm – hangout in friend’s room with Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then. Attempt (somewhat unsuccessfully) to fend off three different cameras (two camera-phones, one digital camera). Result in a lovely picture of the back of my head and my butt. Posted on facebook. >.<

12:00 AM - ? Back to Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then’s dorm. Work on IP Research Paper for a bit. Then crash.

Fri – April 28
8:50 – Terrestrial Lecture
9:40 – 11 AM – mad rush to get enough sources for IP Research Paper that’s due in 4 hours!
11 – 12 – Looking for more sources during Zoo Lecture
12:15 – Go to Terrestrial Lab early, get done early
2 – Look over IP Research Paper, reluctantly hand in.

3pm - ? Don’t remember..

7pm – Free Vegetarian Dinner
8pm - ? Don’t remember.. probably some sort of activity involved with going out and drinking.

Sat – April 29
8 AM – Terrestrial Field Trip!
9 AM – arrive to first habitat-place. Start looking for salamanders, frogs, etc
9:23 – Get massive splinter.. spend rest of day trying to get out.
10 AM – Group finds nothing other than a dead opossum (maybe?), some slugs, and a caterpillar.. while other groups find wood frogs and garter snakes.
11 ish – arrive at prairie site. Girl next to me finds a Western Fox Snake, but is too afraid to grab it.
11:15ish - *mad dive for Fox Snake.. grabs successfully and is not bitten.. Goofy-Couldn’t-Be-Happier-Look* Class crowds around, WI herpetologist injects a tracking device into snake. *hogs snake.. loves snakes.. very possessive of snakes*
12-1ish – continuing sweep of prairie.. find two or three endangered Ornate Box Turtles, a couple bones, meh.
1:05ish – cold, wet, hungry.
1:30ish – lunch at Culvers! *happy* Order a Chicken Tenders Basket and a Chocolate Custard Sundae with Reeses Peanut Butter Cups. *attempts to get sliver out* Gets back on bus.. realizes that I failed at being a Vegetarian. Again. *guilt*

2:05ish – cold, wet, but no longer hungry! Arrive at last spot. Girl next to me finds a large dead Western Fox Snake.. others find a Brown Snake (aka Dekay’s Snake) and a frog (forget what species).

3:30ish – finally make it back to campus. Text Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then, go back to dorm, shower. Call other friends.

4:00 – meet friends and go to Nationwide-Famous Block Party.. after a shot of straight vodka (baadd idea).

4 – 7ishpm – various drunken stupors.. intermixed with brief bouts of sobriety. But, got free booze! Run into Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then’s frat brothers and a guy I went to high school with. Watch two guy-friends I’m with chase after one of their female friends.. *glares at them from behind beer can/bottle/whatever* Text Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then but get no reply. Call Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then, but get voicemail. Call Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then again, get voicemail. *worries*

7ish – show up to last vegetarian dinner somewhat drunk.. eats lots of bread.. sober up. Text Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then but get no reply.

8ish – debate on what we’re doing. Two guy friends and female friend head back to a party.
Me: I feel so ignored. *turns around and goes back to dorm by self*
Friends: Hrm. Where’d she go?

9-10-11ish – One friend comes back to find me.. have heart-to-heart.
Me: *feels better*
Friend leaves around 11ish.

11ish - Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then calls and then comes by.
11ish – 2ish – “We Need to Talk” talk with Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then.
2:ish - Now-BF-But-Wasn’t-Then leaves to go take care of drunk-off-his-ass friend.
*goes to bed*

Sun – April 30
No hangover, yay! ..otherwise.. don’t remember what happened.




To be Continued!

[Mama Z]

You're in college?

[delasangre]

Yep.. just finished my second year. Only 2.5 years left--if I'm lucky.


-del

[Mama Z]

I would have never guesssed o.0

[Aveilthé]

I'm still surprised you've been through all that and now live to tell the tale! Interesting schedule. I would never have thought you would come up with something so dirty like the gas pump and the car. ^-^ Very comical.

But just knowing what you've been through, I'm not too scared to face college myself now - I'll be looking forward to it.

[delasangre]

Hehe.. it's pretty hectic.. but wow, I definitely like college better than high school. *nod nod*


-del

[Mama Z]

College is friggen awesome

[cresentlight]

Wow, college must be one heck of a journey? xD I'm only in 6th grade so how'd I know? xDD well, technically I'm still in 5th grade ;; but this year after summer I WILL be in SIXTH GRADE! oh-boy ;;

It's funny, I did a state's brochure project in one night, and I was the best project in the whole class!! procrastination works! well sometimes, I got 10 extra points though!! woohoo!

[Itena]

i'm going to 9th grade.wait.Gah! i musn't be thinking about school during the summer!!*shakesthoughtoutofbrain*