Post by Skizz0rz on Nov 4, 2007 14:13:17 GMT -6
( Warning! The following was a product of extreme boredom, and the curiosity of what might happen when all 7 of them were put in a room together. No reporters were harmed during the making of this interview.....much)
Hello! Reporter Kim Pretzel here live with the cast of Schizowhatever! We have had the very lucky chance ofcatching them off guard and knocking them out and then jacking them all up on Monster them allowing us to have an interview today!
Dem: Ugh...the [grrr] was that? Yeh lousy old bitch, I was in the middle of something very important!
Magnus: 'Very important' being tryink to score vis ze slutty demons in hell, of course.
Dem: [grrr] yes!
Samson: Stop it with such foul language! I will not hear of its evil polluting my air!
Dem: Oh shut up, fagbag.
Samson: You're just jealous because I am far more attractive than you will ever hope to be.
Kim Pretzel: Umm...yes....ahem. So anyways, how about we start with Simon?
Simon: Yes?
Kim Pretzel: Simon, I heard you've set some pretty big goals in your life, would you care to elaborate? And how do you plan on accomplishing them?
Simon: Well, my main goal in my life is to pretty much get as close as I can to ruling the world. I plan on starting small, perhaps with just Shinkou-
Faust: You're really full of it, aren't you? I doubt you even care for the little ones who can't stick up for themselves, you just want all the glory for your own reasons! You probably don't even care for anyone else at all!
Zoo: Oh, put a lid on it, really. No one wants to hear you prattle on about how you hate the media.
Faust: What did you just say to me?!
Zoo: I said no one gives a rats ass about your stupid morals!
Faust: Oh, why don't you come over here and say that?! Mangy bitch!
Samson: Ladies, ladies! Beautiful ladies, why fight? Fighting gets us no where.
Dem: But other things do. *suggestive wink*
Faust+Zoo: Ugh!
Magnus: Dementia...since when can you talk to people other than me?
Dem: Since...uhh....I dunno. Felt like it.
Magnus: That's interesting.....
Kim Pretzel: Uh, okaay. So Euchariah! I hear that you've had a very life-changing and traumatic experience in your life. Do you wish to talk about it?
Dem: He probably shouldn't. He's already [grrr]ed up enough as it is, aren't you druggie-boy?
Euchariah: Am norra druggie!
Samson: *whispers* Psst, Simon!
Dem: Oh yes you are. Don't think nobody saw you smokin' up that 'tree bark' the other day.
Euchariah: Thas fer me 'eadaches!
Dem: Of course it is, Eucha, of course it is.
Euchariah: Oh shu' up, yeh lousy git.
Samson: *whispers louder* Pssssst! Simon!
Simon: Not now, Samson.
Samson: SIMON!
Simon: Ugh, WHAT?
Samson: Sex?
Simon: .......Now?
Samson: Mhmm!
Simon: Well, uh.....wait a minute! I'm not gay!
Zoo: Any guy who has to think twice when another guy asks them for sex, that probably means they're gay.
Dem: Ditto.
Simon: Be quiet, you don't know anything about me.
Dem: I know that you're a nerd.
Zoo: Yeah, a gay nerd.
Simon: Dammit, I'm not gay!
Zoo: So you're admitting you're a nerd?
Samson: Please leave the poor wolf alone, he says he's not gay, so that means he's not.
Faust: And just because he's incredibly intelligent doesn't make him a nerd!
Euchariah: Wait. Ah thot yeh didn't like 'im?
Faust: Just because I don't approve of his goals doesn't mean I won't stick up for him when he's trapped in a corner.
Zoo: You're weird.
Kim Pretzel: Okay, um, this is getting a little off track, isn't it? Magnus, what's it like living with Dementia in your head?
Magnus: Eet eez not ze greatest of timez. He gets quite annoyink.
Dem: How come you never speak like that to me?
Magnus: It would be strange for ze voice inside ze 'ead to have an accent, no?
Dem: True. What's even more strange is that you eat like a frickin' vampire.
Kim Pretzel: Yes, why exactly is that?
Magnus:....I..eh....do not wish to speak of eet.
Dem: *whispers* It's 'cause he ate his girlfriend! Heehee!
Faust: Wait....WHAT?!?
Dem: Hilarious, isn't it? Well, it's a long story, actually-
Magnus: Silence, you ridiculous creature.
Euchariah: *moans, and collapses on the stage*
Dem: Uh-oh. Druggie's down! I repeat, the druggie is down!
Faust: Someone help him!
Simon: Just let him lie there. Judging by the intensity of the moan, and the brightness of the stage lights, he will be up again in approximately five minutes and thirty-six seconds, and he will also be wanting his-
Dem: Drugs?! Hahah, yes!
Zoo: Why are you so obsessed with proving that Euchariah is a drug addict?
Dem: 'cause it's funny.
Samson: Do not worry, cursed one! I will retrieve your willow bark before you awake!
Simon: And how do you plan on doing so when we are trapped in a recording studio?
Samson: I do not care! I shall find a way!
Dem: Calm down, Carson Kressley.
Samson: Eh, what?
Simon: I believe the demon is referring to one of the cast members on the popular television show 'queer eye for the straight guy'.
Samson: *stares blankly*................................what?
Dem: He doesn't get it. Heh, dumbass.
Kim Pretzel: Ahem... I have heard that Simon and Samson have quite a history together, care to tell us more?
Dem: Yeah, they lost their viginity to each other.
Samson: What?! I was no longer a virgin far before I met Simon!
Simon: And for the millionth time, I'm not gay!
Kim Pretzel: Erm....the original question?
Simon: Oh yes. Well, to put it bluntly, he saved my life.
Kim Pretzel: And does that have anything to do with the muzzle?
Simon: Yes...er...well...I was born in captivity.
All: *hushed silence* .........
Simon: *uncomfortable with the staring*
Euchariah: *moans and blinks a few times*
Dem: Oh look! Druggie woke up!
Euchariah: *mumbles* If I wuznt blind, I'd hit yeh.
Faust: Oh, don't worry, I'll do it for you! *bites Dem's leg*
Dem: Bitch, get offa me! *bites Faust's head*
All: *fighting breaks out*
Kim Pretzel: Well, that's all the time we have for today! Tune in next time whilst we uproot even more amazing secrets! Uh...for the moment....I better get out of here >>' *is mauled by a rabid Zoo*
Yeah....sorreh for the crappy ending XD
Hello! Reporter Kim Pretzel here live with the cast of Schizowhatever! We have had the very lucky chance of
Dem: Ugh...the [grrr] was that? Yeh lousy old bitch, I was in the middle of something very important!
Magnus: 'Very important' being tryink to score vis ze slutty demons in hell, of course.
Dem: [grrr] yes!
Samson: Stop it with such foul language! I will not hear of its evil polluting my air!
Dem: Oh shut up, fagbag.
Samson: You're just jealous because I am far more attractive than you will ever hope to be.
Kim Pretzel: Umm...yes....ahem. So anyways, how about we start with Simon?
Simon: Yes?
Kim Pretzel: Simon, I heard you've set some pretty big goals in your life, would you care to elaborate? And how do you plan on accomplishing them?
Simon: Well, my main goal in my life is to pretty much get as close as I can to ruling the world. I plan on starting small, perhaps with just Shinkou-
Faust: You're really full of it, aren't you? I doubt you even care for the little ones who can't stick up for themselves, you just want all the glory for your own reasons! You probably don't even care for anyone else at all!
Zoo: Oh, put a lid on it, really. No one wants to hear you prattle on about how you hate the media.
Faust: What did you just say to me?!
Zoo: I said no one gives a rats ass about your stupid morals!
Faust: Oh, why don't you come over here and say that?! Mangy bitch!
Samson: Ladies, ladies! Beautiful ladies, why fight? Fighting gets us no where.
Dem: But other things do. *suggestive wink*
Faust+Zoo: Ugh!
Magnus: Dementia...since when can you talk to people other than me?
Dem: Since...uhh....I dunno. Felt like it.
Magnus: That's interesting.....
Kim Pretzel: Uh, okaay. So Euchariah! I hear that you've had a very life-changing and traumatic experience in your life. Do you wish to talk about it?
Dem: He probably shouldn't. He's already [grrr]ed up enough as it is, aren't you druggie-boy?
Euchariah: Am norra druggie!
Samson: *whispers* Psst, Simon!
Dem: Oh yes you are. Don't think nobody saw you smokin' up that 'tree bark' the other day.
Euchariah: Thas fer me 'eadaches!
Dem: Of course it is, Eucha, of course it is.
Euchariah: Oh shu' up, yeh lousy git.
Samson: *whispers louder* Pssssst! Simon!
Simon: Not now, Samson.
Samson: SIMON!
Simon: Ugh, WHAT?
Samson: Sex?
Simon: .......Now?
Samson: Mhmm!
Simon: Well, uh.....wait a minute! I'm not gay!
Zoo: Any guy who has to think twice when another guy asks them for sex, that probably means they're gay.
Dem: Ditto.
Simon: Be quiet, you don't know anything about me.
Dem: I know that you're a nerd.
Zoo: Yeah, a gay nerd.
Simon: Dammit, I'm not gay!
Zoo: So you're admitting you're a nerd?
Samson: Please leave the poor wolf alone, he says he's not gay, so that means he's not.
Faust: And just because he's incredibly intelligent doesn't make him a nerd!
Euchariah: Wait. Ah thot yeh didn't like 'im?
Faust: Just because I don't approve of his goals doesn't mean I won't stick up for him when he's trapped in a corner.
Zoo: You're weird.
Kim Pretzel: Okay, um, this is getting a little off track, isn't it? Magnus, what's it like living with Dementia in your head?
Magnus: Eet eez not ze greatest of timez. He gets quite annoyink.
Dem: How come you never speak like that to me?
Magnus: It would be strange for ze voice inside ze 'ead to have an accent, no?
Dem: True. What's even more strange is that you eat like a frickin' vampire.
Kim Pretzel: Yes, why exactly is that?
Magnus:....I..eh....do not wish to speak of eet.
Dem: *whispers* It's 'cause he ate his girlfriend! Heehee!
Faust: Wait....WHAT?!?
Dem: Hilarious, isn't it? Well, it's a long story, actually-
Magnus: Silence, you ridiculous creature.
Euchariah: *moans, and collapses on the stage*
Dem: Uh-oh. Druggie's down! I repeat, the druggie is down!
Faust: Someone help him!
Simon: Just let him lie there. Judging by the intensity of the moan, and the brightness of the stage lights, he will be up again in approximately five minutes and thirty-six seconds, and he will also be wanting his-
Dem: Drugs?! Hahah, yes!
Zoo: Why are you so obsessed with proving that Euchariah is a drug addict?
Dem: 'cause it's funny.
Samson: Do not worry, cursed one! I will retrieve your willow bark before you awake!
Simon: And how do you plan on doing so when we are trapped in a recording studio?
Samson: I do not care! I shall find a way!
Dem: Calm down, Carson Kressley.
Samson: Eh, what?
Simon: I believe the demon is referring to one of the cast members on the popular television show 'queer eye for the straight guy'.
Samson: *stares blankly*................................what?
Dem: He doesn't get it. Heh, dumbass.
Kim Pretzel: Ahem... I have heard that Simon and Samson have quite a history together, care to tell us more?
Dem: Yeah, they lost their viginity to each other.
Samson: What?! I was no longer a virgin far before I met Simon!
Simon: And for the millionth time, I'm not gay!
Kim Pretzel: Erm....the original question?
Simon: Oh yes. Well, to put it bluntly, he saved my life.
Kim Pretzel: And does that have anything to do with the muzzle?
Simon: Yes...er...well...I was born in captivity.
All: *hushed silence* .........
Simon: *uncomfortable with the staring*
Euchariah: *moans and blinks a few times*
Dem: Oh look! Druggie woke up!
Euchariah: *mumbles* If I wuznt blind, I'd hit yeh.
Faust: Oh, don't worry, I'll do it for you! *bites Dem's leg*
Dem: Bitch, get offa me! *bites Faust's head*
All: *fighting breaks out*
Kim Pretzel: Well, that's all the time we have for today! Tune in next time whilst we uproot even more amazing secrets! Uh...for the moment....I better get out of here >>' *is mauled by a rabid Zoo*
Yeah....sorreh for the crappy ending XD
