Post by Aveilthé on Jul 25, 2008 0:49:45 GMT -6
"He Comes With Violence"
A Comedic Play based on the Roleplay
A Comedic Play based on the Roleplay
Strenuously Written and Exploited Illegitimately and Unfavorably by: Ave[/center][/b]
Author's Compulsory Note: This might make a whole lot of sense if you've read the roleplay in the Giaku thread! Well... maybe... *thoughtfully rubs the beard that never was*
Part I
John Williams: Once upon a time, in a role playing forum far, far away... A pink and white Druin notoriously known as Endymion has traveled through blistering winds, scorching deserts; climbed up to the highest room in the tallest--
Author: You weren't paid to narrate Star Wars and Shrek! Bloody hell...
John Williams: *Glares* I gave up composing music for this? Un-friggin-believable... Anyway, some pink and white sissy guy traveled all over the world looking for some consequential plot device and only had one more place to find it. When he arrives at Giaku, he meets up with his black emo suicidal maniac brother.
Endymion: Everything that the light touches... is my kingdom. *Pulls a hair net off with a flourish and swishes his poofy white mane in the wind while posing grandeureously on a canyon side* Only this can rule with style!
Kratos: *Creeps up behind Endymion then pushes him off the cliff* A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun, bitch. With style.
Endymion: *Falling* NOOOO! I've worked ALL NIGHT getting my hair just right for ONCE! You're gonna pay for that one! *Whips our Redbull and chugs* Redbull gives me wiiings! Four wings at that.
Kratos: In poker, four may always beat a pair, but I can still kick yer ass with two.
Endymion: Oh, that's it! It's time for obligatory epic five-pages of whup-ass!
Kratos: Lady's first!
John Williams: Subsequently, both brothers duked it out like a couple of insane gravity-defying street fighters. I mean seriously, they had some mad skillz. The Matrix had nothing on this shiz!
Kratos: I call this... the flying fury of death! *Goes kung-foo all over Endymion's ass*
Endymion: I am going to puke the next time stolen movie references are put in to this rigmarole of a play.
Author: *Flusters* Umm... err... I blame Fely! She does it all the time!
Fely: *From a distant somewhere* I DENY ALL CHARGES.
John Williams: I think I concur with what Endymion said earlier. But that's besides the point. Back to the play!
Kratos: You shall not pass!
Endymion: *Blinks* Rofllmao wut?
Kratos: Oh, nevermind. Movie references are getting wearisome. It doesn't matter that we're on a bridge or not. Hey Endykins, THINK FAST! *CHOMP*
Endymion: Oh my tail! *His severed tail wriggles on the bridge floor*
Kratos: Zomg, is it supposed to move like that when bitten off?
Endymion: Dunno, but that's all the distraction you need so that I can FIRE UP MAH LAZERZ BLAAAAGGHGHGHDHGSJ--Oops, done trip myself and fall over the edge of the bridge.
Kratos: Don't forget your hair net and curlers! *Tosses them in the great abyss after Endymion while chuckling derisively*
Endymion: *Shakes fists* I wiiill retuuuurn!
John Williams: Will Endymion truly return? Will Kratos get tentacle raped by the severed tail that has mind of it's own? Will the author get sued for all the movie references put in this play? Will I eventually stop asking so many questions? Who knows! But I do know that you'll get the answers you need in Part II! Stay tuned for more "He Comes With Violence: A Comedic Play Based on the Roleplay"!
Cause I was there! Cause I am better than all of you idiots! *giggles like a maniac*