Post by twilightsshadow on Aug 1, 2008 0:25:39 GMT -6
Chapter one: The two kings
Narrator with sexy voice: Once upon a time there was a land. A land filled with valcanos, no water and very little food. This lands sucked and who the hell would want to live there? and yet stupid wolves came to inhabit this barren wasteland ghetto of Shinkou. They even fought for it. THis, is thier story.
Kisho: Behold, this land is now mine, the mighty Kisho's! I am evi incarnate and the king of this land!
Narrator: King of a desert... woot.
Kisho: Shut up you fool before I rip out your throat!
Narrator: Yeah yeah I get it evil king of the fire wells god don't beat me in the head with it.
Kisho: I'll devour your babies rawr!
Twilly: Shut up and tell the damn story.
Narrator: Fine fine. The fire wells were now the property of the mightly (Debatable) Kisho.
Kisho: Kiss the ring beyotch.
Narrator: Suddenly a new wolf entered the scene, who was this strange new wolf?
Katari: Wow.. This place is HOT. Now to go hit on all the guys and muscle my way into being alpha female.
Kisho: Who the hell are you?
Katari: I'll steal your soul! I mean *Coughs* Hey sexy...
Kisho: No. Your feminine wiles will not distract me for I am so evil I don't need sex.
Katari: Oh really.... Tell me, is the closet small?
Kisho: Lol wut?
Narrator: Soon the two would be greeted by a wolf that Kisho once wanted to devour and yet she was dumb enough to go back to him
Twilly: Stop insulting the charecters and just tell the damn story. Jeez I knew I shouldn't have borrowed Sakky's narrator.
Kisho: I smell.... My breakfast I mean Pheonix hello. Go away!
Katari: Jeez that's one ugly bitch.
Pheonix: Kisho's my sexy manbeast so back of Poser!
Katari: Oh no you didn't!
Narrator: and so an epic battle ensued between the two of them so epic we can't show it here becuase you poor saps couldn't handle it.
Kisho: What epic battle? They just yelled at eachother.
Narrator: Shhh thier not supposed to know that. In any case a new wolf arrived on the scene, this wolf who came to this barren wastland of nothing but heat and valconos and who in thier right mind wants to live here really? I mean come on.
Twilly: *Sledgehammers narrator* Screw you i'm telling the story... Jeez. Anywho, a new wolf arrived on the scene ready to challenge the alpha Kisho this wolf was!
Xaion: Xaion king of fire and bad ass freaking overlord of the fire wells mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Kisho:........
Phoenix:.........
Katari:..........
Twilly: And so an epic battle was about to be waged to determine the fate of the fire wells. Xaion challenged Kisho and the two would soon fight it out for supremacy!
Kisho: What the hell is so important that you would ruin an awsome catfight I mean *Coughs* I'm the alpha here who the hell are you!
Xaion: I'm the king of fire Xaion bitch!
Kisho: I'm the king of fire!
Katari: Ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly!
Pheonix: Slut slut slut slut slut
Xaion and Kisho:..........
Xaion: You two mind turning the volume down while I kick your alpha's ass?
Pheonix and Katari: Oh no he didn't!
Katari, pheonix, and Kisho: KIck his ass!
Twilly: and so an epic battle would ensue, with pheonix freaking out and turning into some demonic, wolf thing, and Xaion and Kisho going on and on about thier fire powers... There's even a dragon that pops in cuase dragon's kick ass. all this and more in part Two!
Narrator with sexy voice: Once upon a time there was a land. A land filled with valcanos, no water and very little food. This lands sucked and who the hell would want to live there? and yet stupid wolves came to inhabit this barren wasteland ghetto of Shinkou. They even fought for it. THis, is thier story.
Kisho: Behold, this land is now mine, the mighty Kisho's! I am evi incarnate and the king of this land!
Narrator: King of a desert... woot.
Kisho: Shut up you fool before I rip out your throat!
Narrator: Yeah yeah I get it evil king of the fire wells god don't beat me in the head with it.
Kisho: I'll devour your babies rawr!
Twilly: Shut up and tell the damn story.
Narrator: Fine fine. The fire wells were now the property of the mightly (Debatable) Kisho.
Kisho: Kiss the ring beyotch.
Narrator: Suddenly a new wolf entered the scene, who was this strange new wolf?
Katari: Wow.. This place is HOT. Now to go hit on all the guys and muscle my way into being alpha female.
Kisho: Who the hell are you?
Katari: I'll steal your soul! I mean *Coughs* Hey sexy...
Kisho: No. Your feminine wiles will not distract me for I am so evil I don't need sex.
Katari: Oh really.... Tell me, is the closet small?
Kisho: Lol wut?
Narrator: Soon the two would be greeted by a wolf that Kisho once wanted to devour and yet she was dumb enough to go back to him
Twilly: Stop insulting the charecters and just tell the damn story. Jeez I knew I shouldn't have borrowed Sakky's narrator.
Kisho: I smell.... My breakfast I mean Pheonix hello. Go away!
Katari: Jeez that's one ugly bitch.
Pheonix: Kisho's my sexy manbeast so back of Poser!
Katari: Oh no you didn't!
Narrator: and so an epic battle ensued between the two of them so epic we can't show it here becuase you poor saps couldn't handle it.
Kisho: What epic battle? They just yelled at eachother.
Narrator: Shhh thier not supposed to know that. In any case a new wolf arrived on the scene, this wolf who came to this barren wastland of nothing but heat and valconos and who in thier right mind wants to live here really? I mean come on.
Twilly: *Sledgehammers narrator* Screw you i'm telling the story... Jeez. Anywho, a new wolf arrived on the scene ready to challenge the alpha Kisho this wolf was!
Xaion: Xaion king of fire and bad ass freaking overlord of the fire wells mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Kisho:........
Phoenix:.........
Katari:..........
Twilly: And so an epic battle was about to be waged to determine the fate of the fire wells. Xaion challenged Kisho and the two would soon fight it out for supremacy!
Kisho: What the hell is so important that you would ruin an awsome catfight I mean *Coughs* I'm the alpha here who the hell are you!
Xaion: I'm the king of fire Xaion bitch!
Kisho: I'm the king of fire!
Katari: Ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly!
Pheonix: Slut slut slut slut slut
Xaion and Kisho:..........
Xaion: You two mind turning the volume down while I kick your alpha's ass?
Pheonix and Katari: Oh no he didn't!
Katari, pheonix, and Kisho: KIck his ass!
Twilly: and so an epic battle would ensue, with pheonix freaking out and turning into some demonic, wolf thing, and Xaion and Kisho going on and on about thier fire powers... There's even a dragon that pops in cuase dragon's kick ass. all this and more in part Two!