Post by Aveilthé on Apr 20, 2009 15:34:13 GMT -6
A Battle of the Dueling Fates Part I
A parody play based on A Battle Not Unseen and Duel of the Fates
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Narrator: In a distant galaxy far, far away...
Ave: I admit it! I've been watching the Star Wars marathon the past few days! That, and I couldn't think of a more creative opening.
Narrator: So tell me, how many more hip and popular movies are we going to rip off this time?
Ave: Argh, we go through this every time someone makes a play. Dx
Narrator: *Rolls eyes and clears throat rather loudly* Anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted--
Endymion: *storms out from trailer* I'm the star of the show! Everyone must worship me!
Makeup Artist: Argh, please stay still so I can put on this blush!
Narrator: How many bloody times are people going to interrupt me?! -.-*
Endymion: Pfft, you're not important enough... unlike me. I'm just so amazing, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Makeup Artist: Dang it, where are those hair extensions? ><
Narrator: Endymion has hair extensions?
Endymion: *panics* GAH! Nobody's supposed to know about that!
Ave: Duh, why do you think his hair is so long?
Endymion: *quickly runs to his trailer then runs back out again wearing sunglasses, holding what looks suspiciously like a Neuralyzer*
Ave: Hey, isn't that from--
Neuralyzer: FLASH IN YO FACE!
Narrator: Uhh... what were we doing?
Ave: Yer mom. *Snickers*
Narrator: Is there a reason why I'm here? o.0
Ave: No idea. *happily picks nose*
Endymion: We were doing a play, starring me, your future ruler!
Narrator: Oh, right. I guess...
Ave: A play? Oh, that sounds like a grand idea! And you, Narrator, can be the narrator! ^_^
Narrator: Sounds smashing.
Ave: Lets continue.
Narrator: *clears throat* In a distant galaxy far, far away...
Endymion: We already did that part!
Narrator: Shut up, you're breaking my concentration! Anyway... a long time ago, there were two brothers that despised each other.
Kratos: Endymion, I despise you.
Endymion: What a coincidence, I despise you too!
Narrator: But one day, Endymion had to be a douche and kill Phobos.
Endymion: *Walks into Giaku holding Phobos's head* Look everyone, I had to be a douche and kill Phobos!
Tartarus: ME MAD! TARTARUS SMASH! *charges at Endymion*
Throne: In Giaku, you don't smash throne, throne smashes you!
Tartarus: Argh, I've been smashed by irony! *lying in a crumbled heap beneath large boulders*
Kratos: Hey you, hey you, I don't like your girlfriend! Hey you, hey you, I think you need a new one!
Endymion: I don't like that song, nor do I think it as a befitting opening. *Throws Phobos's head at Kratos*
Kratos: That makes me so mad!
Endymion: Oh, what now, punk? Whatchya gonna do about that?
Kratos: I'm going to go... SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME SUPER SAIYAN KAWAII DESU DESU DESU!!!
Endymion: ...meep!
Narrator: Meanwhile, on a totally different continent, two super special awesome wolves are about to duke it out like no tomorrow.
Wyndbain: Tra la la, minding my own business and peeing on flowers and picking at grass... so freakin' bored!
Diabol: *appears suddenly* Lets end that boredom by fighting and tossing a volley of insults!
Wyndbain: Woot, a fight! *balls up wolfish fists* Put 'em up, put 'em up!
Diabol: You stole our lands, raped our women, and killed our children!
Wyndbain: I'll pretend I didn't hear you because I know it's true. >.>
Narrator: And so the battle of two different world commences. Who shall win?
Endymion: You know I will. 8)
Kratos: Nobody that wears hair extensions and curlers in their hair will ever win. It's true.
Endymion: Damnit! *Neuralyzer flashes Kratos*
Kratos: *was wearing sunglasses* HAH!
Endymion: Crap! *was not wearing sunglasses* Guuuuh...
Narrator: Ehh. *sweatdrop* Annnyways, look out for part II of A Battle of the Dueling Fates Parody! Until next time, ladies and gents! *does the Charleston while moving stage right*
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