Shinkou Is a Girls Best Friend

[Mama Z]

Ahem..-music plays-

The Players were bred to die for play
They delight in fighting duels
But They prefer a man who lives
And gives long role plays
A play about a hound may be quite continental
But Shinkou is a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't push the plot around
About your humble Dog, or help play at the lake
Wolves grow cold as wolves grow old
And we all lose our thoughts in the end
But square cut or pear shaped
These wolves don't lose their shape
Shinkou is a girl's best friend


~~~ Some one can pick up the next verse~~`


Tiffany's, Cartier
Talk to me, Harry, Winston, tell me all about it
There may come a time when a lass needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend

There may come a time when a hard boiled employer
Thinks your awful nice
But get that ice or else no dice
He's your guy when stocks are high
But beware when the start to descend
It's then that those louses go back to their spouses
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
I've heard of affairs that are strictly platonic
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep liaisonic
Are better bets if little pets get big baggettes
Time rolls on and youth is gone
And you can't straighten up when you bend
But stiff back or stiff knees
You stand straight at Tiffany's

Diamonds
Diamonds
I don't mean rhinestones
But Diamonds
Are A Girl's Best Friend