Post by twilightsshadow on Oct 9, 2009 22:40:46 GMT -6
Tartarus: *Sits down at a small rock* Aaaah.. An afternoon alone with my favorite book. "Conquering the world for dummies." No subjects to bother me, how could it get any better then this?
Amatsu: *Pops out of nowhere* YO TART!
Tartarus: *Sighs and glares* Hi Matsu..
Amatsu: So Dude, this other dude was like, smilin and talkin to me and shizz.
Tartarus: Your mastery of words and wit leaves me strangely begging for more.. Do go on.
Amatsu: He was just too damn friendly. I bet this guy mighta thought I was gay or somethin.
Tartarus: Wha... What? Uh... Why are you telling me this? Why the hell should I care? I don't care!! So.... Uh.. Meet any nice girl's lately?
Amatsu: Whoah pop tart ya don't have to get all defensive about it.
Tartarus: *Breaks the rock* I"M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why the hell should I care about some gay guy you met!? I'm trying to read here.. Prick.
Amatsu: Whoah man I didn't mean anything by it.. Just striking up a conversation since ya know, we should be secure enough to talk about this sort of thing.
Tartarus: I do not want to talk about it this conversation is over!
Amatsu: *opens mouth to speak*
Tartarus: OVER!!!!!!
Amatsu: Well if ya say so.. but juuuuuust so ya know....
Tartarus: e.e
Amatsu: IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Tartarus: For the love of JIKID I am trying to read!
Amatsu: *Stares*
Tartarus:........ What?
Amatsu: IF YOU WERE QUEER!
Tartarus: STFU DX
Amatsu: I'D STILL BE HERE!
Tartarus: Leave me alone!
Amatsu: YEAR AFTER YEAR!
Tartarus: STOP!
Amatsu: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
Tartarus: I hate you so much e.e
Amatsu: AND I KNOW THAT YOU
Tartarus: >.>
Amatsu: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO!
Tartarus: No I wouldn't e.e
Amatsu: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
Tartarus: happy thoughts... happy thoughts...
Amatsu: SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
Tartarus: YOUR BANISHED AGAIN DX
Amatsu: IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
Tartarus: Somebody kill me!
Amatsu: AND HERE I'D STAY
Tartarus: *Cries*
Amatsu: BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
Tartarus: *Bangs head against wall*
Amatsu: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
Tartarus: I"M NOT GAY!
Amatsu: If you WERE gay
Tartarus: WHY GOD WHY!?
Amatsu: *Pops out of nowhere* YO TART!
Tartarus: *Sighs and glares* Hi Matsu..
Amatsu: So Dude, this other dude was like, smilin and talkin to me and shizz.
Tartarus: Your mastery of words and wit leaves me strangely begging for more.. Do go on.
Amatsu: He was just too damn friendly. I bet this guy mighta thought I was gay or somethin.
Tartarus: Wha... What? Uh... Why are you telling me this? Why the hell should I care? I don't care!! So.... Uh.. Meet any nice girl's lately?
Amatsu: Whoah pop tart ya don't have to get all defensive about it.
Tartarus: *Breaks the rock* I"M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! Why the hell should I care about some gay guy you met!? I'm trying to read here.. Prick.
Amatsu: Whoah man I didn't mean anything by it.. Just striking up a conversation since ya know, we should be secure enough to talk about this sort of thing.
Tartarus: I do not want to talk about it this conversation is over!
Amatsu: *opens mouth to speak*
Tartarus: OVER!!!!!!
Amatsu: Well if ya say so.. but juuuuuust so ya know....
Tartarus: e.e
Amatsu: IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
Tartarus: For the love of JIKID I am trying to read!
Amatsu: *Stares*
Tartarus:........ What?
Amatsu: IF YOU WERE QUEER!
Tartarus: STFU DX
Amatsu: I'D STILL BE HERE!
Tartarus: Leave me alone!
Amatsu: YEAR AFTER YEAR!
Tartarus: STOP!
Amatsu: BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,
Tartarus: I hate you so much e.e
Amatsu: AND I KNOW THAT YOU
Tartarus: >.>
Amatsu: WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO!
Tartarus: No I wouldn't e.e
Amatsu: IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.
Tartarus: happy thoughts... happy thoughts...
Amatsu: SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?
Tartarus: YOUR BANISHED AGAIN DX
Amatsu: IF YOU WERE GAY
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!
Tartarus: Somebody kill me!
Amatsu: AND HERE I'D STAY
Tartarus: *Cries*
Amatsu: BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.
Tartarus: *Bangs head against wall*
Amatsu: YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY!
Tartarus: I"M NOT GAY!
Amatsu: If you WERE gay
Tartarus: WHY GOD WHY!?
