My Immortal Mad Lib

[Mama Z]

Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

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Hi my name is Blue 12:00 pm Dementia American Bald Eagle Drive and I have long lovely red hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my finger and icy blue eyes like Crazy tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Britney Spears (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Orlando Bloom but I wish I was because he’s a major [grrr]ing Stupid. I’m a vampire but my teeth are dumbass and white. I have pale pink skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Yale in Germany where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a gothic (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Foley's and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue corset with matching lace around it and a blue leather pants, pink fishnets and blue

[/b] combat boots. I was wearing blue lipstick, white foundation, blue eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Yale. It was snowing and stormy so there was no sun, which I was very emo about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my toe at them.

“Hey Blue!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Johnny Depp!

“What’s up Johnny? ” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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[Itena]

YES.

[Aveilthé]

LMFAO!

"I’m not related to Orlando Bloom but I wish I was because he’s a major [grrr]ing Stupid. I’m a vampire but my teeth are dumbass and white.

[zury]

omg -dies laughing-

[Felypsa]

Chapter 2.

AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop tripping ma story ok!

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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and blizzarding again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some fruit juice from a bottle I had. My coffin was hot pink and inside it was chartreuse velvet with hot pink lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant Red Hot Chili Peppers t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a chartreuse leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and chartreuse fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.

My friend, Sycamore (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length hot pink hair with teal streaks and opened her indigo eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a hot pink mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (hot pink lipstick indigo foundation and hot pink eyeliner.)

“OMFG, I saw you talking to Johnny Depp yesterday!” she said spastically.

“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.

“Do you like Johnny?” she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.

“No I so [grrr]ing don’t!” I shouted.

“Yeah right!” she exclaimed. Just then, Johnny rolled up to me.

“Hi.” he said.

“Hi.” I replied madly.

“Guess what.” he said.

“What?” I asked.

“Well, Bare Naked Ladies are having a concert in Hogsmeade.” he told me.

“Oh. My. [grrr]ing. God!” I screamed. I love Bare Naked Ladies. They are my favorite band, besides Red Hot Chili Peppers.

“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.

I peed.

[sakoru]

AHAHAHHAHAHA I love My Immortal mad libs.

Z's: "I put up my toe at them." >> *resolves to do that someday*

MIIIINE/Fefe's: "I love Bare Naked Ladies."/"I peed." Truly epic...I wish the original story was written this awesomely.

[Kikuyoshi]

i peed

ahahahahaha

best line in the whole freaking thing xD

[Aveilthé]

I love the "I peed" part xD

[kaalo]

Fely that was just as good as Z's ... omfg that abomination will be the [grrr]ing death of me XD

Keep the mad-libs coming, I have a feeling the scene in the Forbidden Forest would be unbareably funny lol

[Felypsa]

Chapter 3.

AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da JOCKS 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.

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On the night of the concert I put on my mauve lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped lime-green fishnets. Then I put on a lime-green leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little elated then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read an elating book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some Beatles. I painted my nails mauve and put on TONS of lime-green eyeliner. Then I put on some lime-green lipstick. I didn’t put on rouge because I was pale anyway. I drank some cow blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. Johnny was waiting there in front of his flying scooter. He was wearing a Simon and Garfunkel t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy mauve skater pants, lime-green nail polish and a little mascara (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi Johnny!” I said in an aroused voice.

“Hi Blue.” he said back. We walked into his flying lime-green Scion scooter (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Beatles and Simon and Garfunkel. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the scooter. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Simon and Garfunkel.

“Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine”
sang Simon (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Paul Simon is so [grrr]ing hot.” I said to Johnny, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly Johnny looked infatuated.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked Johnny sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Paul Simon and he’s going out with Paris [grrr]ing Hilton. I [grrr]ing hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Johnny. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Simon and Garfunkel for their autographs and photos with them. We got Simon and Garfunkel concert tees. Johnny and I crawled back into the Scion scooter, but Draco didn’t go back into Yale, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Fortunate Fat Forest!

[Aveilthé]

ROFLMAO

[Dark Strider]

wow... thats all i can really say... LOLZ

[kaalo]

“JOHNNY!” I shouted. “What the FUNK do you think you are doing?”

Johnny didn’t answer but he stopped the flying Scooter and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, AMOUROUSLY.

“What the FUNKY hell?” I asked WEARILY.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I EJACULATED.

Johnny leaned in extra-close and I looked into his REPULSIVE POLKA-DOT eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much HOT sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel FREAKED OUT anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I Johnny kissed me SPITEFULLY. Johnny climbed on top of me and we started to make out DASTARDLY against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my KNICKERS. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the FORTY-SECOND time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an [grrr]. We started to SPAZ everywhere and my pale body became all HATEFUL. And then….

“WHAT THE HONEYBUNCHES ARE YOU DOING, SUGAR-BOOGER!”

It was…………………………………………………….Clint Eastwood!

[Felypsa]

lmfaaao polka-dot eyes

and forty-second time I died omg -rolls all over the floor-

"What the honeybunches are you doing, sugar-booger?" gaaah and Dumbledore is Clint Eastwood, amaaaazing

[smartboyathome]

Clint Eastwood made and Johnny Depp and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You kooky fools!” he quacked.

I started to cry tears of toilets down my spiffy face. Draco spanked me. When we went back to the castle Clint Eastwood took us to George W. Bush and Helen Hunt who were both looking very dorky.

“They were having [grrr]ual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a nerdy voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you furry chiffarobe?” asked Helen Hunt.

“How dare you?” demanded George W. Bush.

And then Johnny Depp shrieked. “BECAUSE I HUMPED HER!”

Everyone was punted. Clint Eastwood and Helen Hunt still looked manly but George W. Bush said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Johnny Depp and I went upstairs while the teachers slapped at us.

“Are you okay, Blue?” Johnny Depp asked me [grrr]ily.

“Yeah I guess.” I squeeled. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my moose and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red cowbells all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Johnny Depp was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna eat’ by KISS. I was so gallomped, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We snorted and kissed. After that, we said adios and he reluctantly went back into his room.