Post by Aveilthé on Jan 29, 2010 0:52:37 GMT -6
Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next twilight I woke up in my sofa. I put on a puce miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with doo-rags all over it and clogs that were periwinkle. I put on 234 pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with baby poop green.
In Denny's, I ate some lobster with beer instead of milk, and a glass of blue-violet pee. Suddenly someone vomitted into me. All the pee spilled over my top.
“Lint-licker!” I shouted bummed. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale mauve face of a band geek with spiky red-orange hair with booger-green streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing hot-pink lipstick. He didn’t have handcuffs anymore and now he was wearing striped contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his toenail anymore. He had a bootylicious stubble on his chin. He had a slutty gay lisp accent. He looked exactly like Orlando Bloom. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a jocular voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Edward Norton, although most people call me snugglie-wugglie-poof-poof these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of skunk mucus.” he farted.
“Well, I am a kraken.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to slap for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
AN: shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next twilight I woke up in my sofa. I put on a puce miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with doo-rags all over it and clogs that were periwinkle. I put on 234 pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with baby poop green.
In Denny's, I ate some lobster with beer instead of milk, and a glass of blue-violet pee. Suddenly someone vomitted into me. All the pee spilled over my top.
“Lint-licker!” I shouted bummed. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale mauve face of a band geek with spiky red-orange hair with booger-green streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing hot-pink lipstick. He didn’t have handcuffs anymore and now he was wearing striped contact lenses just like Draco’s and there was no scar on his toenail anymore. He had a bootylicious stubble on his chin. He had a slutty gay lisp accent. He looked exactly like Orlando Bloom. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a jocular voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Edward Norton, although most people call me snugglie-wugglie-poof-poof these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of skunk mucus.” he farted.
“Well, I am a kraken.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to slap for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
