Post by Wyndbain on Jul 28, 2010 19:46:07 GMT -6
So, a late night cbox conversation has led to this. >> That means...I can't be blamed! Bwahaha! Anyways, enjoy the show.
PART ONE
Narrator: It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
Fely: No it isn't!
Narrator: Why not?
Fely: Cleaning a huge ass library in the basement of my house isn't exactly what I wanted to do on a Saturday!
Narrator: Oh, sucks to be you then.
Fely: I hate you.
Narrator: Remember, "Wax on, wax off."
Fely: Wax this off! D< *tosses book at the narrator*
Narrator: Ow! My spleen!
*book makes with glowy effects*
Fely: Holy crap! I mean...holy book!
Book: SPEW!! *cards fly from the book*
Fely: Wtf are all those cards doing inside of a book in the library of my really huge ass basement?
Wom: More importantly, why do you have a library in your huge ass basement?
Fely: Well, it's mainly for stu-wtf, who are you?
Wom: I is a Wom. You can call me guardian beast of the SO cards! ....wait, flip that.
Fely: Okay...why are you so small?
Wom: I'm travel size for convenience purposes.
Fely: Uh huh.
Wom: So...wat up dog?
Fely: And you speak horrible street slang?
Wom: Yeah, well you try being trapped inside a book that's thrown down a city gutter for about 50 years and not pick things up.
Fely: Yeah, no thanks.
Wom: So, you gonna do something 'bout those cards?
Fely: What cards?
Wom: The ones that flew outta the book! D<
Fely: What book?
Wom: Just take the damn key. Dx
Fely: What key?
Wom: This convenient one here. *poofs key outta no where*
Fely: Whut I do?
Wom: Hum....uh, key of the book thingy, here is your master, blah blah blah, yadda-okay, just bind and make with the magic already. Dx
Fely: It turned into! ....A bird stick?
Wom: Yeah, we'll call it that.
Fely: ....sooooo, will this clean the library for me?
Wom: Whut? Nu! Yer gonna use the wand to capture the cards!
Fely: What cards?
Wom: *facepalm* The ones that flew outta the book!
Fely: Not my problem!
Wom: You opened the book! It's yer fault! So go do magic stuff!
Fely: You're the guardian of the cards right?
Wom: Ya?
Fely: Isn't it your job?
Wom: @#$!@ You opened the book! D< Now go collect the cards before the world gets destroyed by them!!
Fely: What!? But I haven't seen Toy Story 3 yet!
*books fly everywhwere*
Wom: I blame you! *hides*
Fely: What is that!?
Wom: It's one of the cards you let escape! Time to work, so good luck with that!
Fely: Wait, wtf am I suppose to do with this stick against an invisible hurricane thing? AND IT'S MESSING UP THE BASEMENT LIBRARY I JUST CLEANED!!!
Wom: Just swing it around and you'll eventually hit it!
Fely: *karate chops the wind with the stick*
Unknown Card: HEY! Get that thing outta my ass!
Fely: I think I hit it!
Wom: No duh.
Fely: I don't see you helping.
Wom: I'm....protecting the book.
Fely: ...
Unknown Card: This isn't going to improve our relationship in the future.
Fely: Oh, sorry. So what do I do now?
Wom: Seal it and go out for coffee. Maybe you can chat over scones and talk about your hobbies later.
Fely: Y'know, sarcasm isn't helping at this point.
Wom: I wasn't being sarcastic. |:<
Unknown Card: Just seal me and pull that stupid wand out.
Wom: That's what she said!
Fely: Oh snap!
Unknown Card: *seals*
Fely: Oh snap seals the card?
Wom: Looks like it.
Fely: Whuzzat?
Wom: That's the card's picture and it's name. You call that to summon the card and use it against other cards to weaken them.
Fely: Like pokemon?
Wom: More like Yu gi oh.
Fely: You what?
Wom: Just summon the card. Dx
Fely: Oh, alright. So...um, I summon the Ziz card.
*lights go poof and flashy*
Ziz card: Yo.
Fely: So what do you do?
Ziz card: I fluff. *fluffs*
Wom: Put it away! Put it away!!
Fely: Smells like....strawberries?
Wom: I prefer cinnamon!
Fely: So....what exactly do I do with you?
Ziz card: Well, I can fluff things.
Fely: Good to know.
Wom: Use the Ziz to weaken other cards so you can seal them like before.
Fely: I don't see how fluffing the enemy will weaken it.
Ziz card: How about I fluff yer face? |<
Fely: Point taken.
TO BE CONTINUED
PART ONE
Narrator: It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood!
Fely: No it isn't!
Narrator: Why not?
Fely: Cleaning a huge ass library in the basement of my house isn't exactly what I wanted to do on a Saturday!
Narrator: Oh, sucks to be you then.
Fely: I hate you.
Narrator: Remember, "Wax on, wax off."
Fely: Wax this off! D< *tosses book at the narrator*
Narrator: Ow! My spleen!
*book makes with glowy effects*
Fely: Holy crap! I mean...holy book!
Book: SPEW!! *cards fly from the book*
Fely: Wtf are all those cards doing inside of a book in the library of my really huge ass basement?
Wom: More importantly, why do you have a library in your huge ass basement?
Fely: Well, it's mainly for stu-wtf, who are you?
Wom: I is a Wom. You can call me guardian beast of the SO cards! ....wait, flip that.
Fely: Okay...why are you so small?
Wom: I'm travel size for convenience purposes.
Fely: Uh huh.
Wom: So...wat up dog?
Fely: And you speak horrible street slang?
Wom: Yeah, well you try being trapped inside a book that's thrown down a city gutter for about 50 years and not pick things up.
Fely: Yeah, no thanks.
Wom: So, you gonna do something 'bout those cards?
Fely: What cards?
Wom: The ones that flew outta the book! D<
Fely: What book?
Wom: Just take the damn key. Dx
Fely: What key?
Wom: This convenient one here. *poofs key outta no where*
Fely: Whut I do?
Wom: Hum....uh, key of the book thingy, here is your master, blah blah blah, yadda-okay, just bind and make with the magic already. Dx
Fely: It turned into! ....A bird stick?
Wom: Yeah, we'll call it that.
Fely: ....sooooo, will this clean the library for me?
Wom: Whut? Nu! Yer gonna use the wand to capture the cards!
Fely: What cards?
Wom: *facepalm* The ones that flew outta the book!
Fely: Not my problem!
Wom: You opened the book! It's yer fault! So go do magic stuff!
Fely: You're the guardian of the cards right?
Wom: Ya?
Fely: Isn't it your job?
Wom: @#$!@ You opened the book! D< Now go collect the cards before the world gets destroyed by them!!
Fely: What!? But I haven't seen Toy Story 3 yet!
*books fly everywhwere*
Wom: I blame you! *hides*
Fely: What is that!?
Wom: It's one of the cards you let escape! Time to work, so good luck with that!
Fely: Wait, wtf am I suppose to do with this stick against an invisible hurricane thing? AND IT'S MESSING UP THE BASEMENT LIBRARY I JUST CLEANED!!!
Wom: Just swing it around and you'll eventually hit it!
Fely: *karate chops the wind with the stick*
Unknown Card: HEY! Get that thing outta my ass!
Fely: I think I hit it!
Wom: No duh.
Fely: I don't see you helping.
Wom: I'm....protecting the book.
Fely: ...
Unknown Card: This isn't going to improve our relationship in the future.
Fely: Oh, sorry. So what do I do now?
Wom: Seal it and go out for coffee. Maybe you can chat over scones and talk about your hobbies later.
Fely: Y'know, sarcasm isn't helping at this point.
Wom: I wasn't being sarcastic. |:<
Unknown Card: Just seal me and pull that stupid wand out.
Wom: That's what she said!
Fely: Oh snap!
Unknown Card: *seals*
Fely: Oh snap seals the card?
Wom: Looks like it.
Fely: Whuzzat?
Wom: That's the card's picture and it's name. You call that to summon the card and use it against other cards to weaken them.
Fely: Like pokemon?
Wom: More like Yu gi oh.
Fely: You what?
Wom: Just summon the card. Dx
Fely: Oh, alright. So...um, I summon the Ziz card.
*lights go poof and flashy*
Ziz card: Yo.
Fely: So what do you do?
Ziz card: I fluff. *fluffs*
Wom: Put it away! Put it away!!
Fely: Smells like....strawberries?
Wom: I prefer cinnamon!
Fely: So....what exactly do I do with you?
Ziz card: Well, I can fluff things.
Fely: Good to know.
Wom: Use the Ziz to weaken other cards so you can seal them like before.
Fely: I don't see how fluffing the enemy will weaken it.
Ziz card: How about I fluff yer face? |<
Fely: Point taken.
TO BE CONTINUED
