Shinkou-ian Idol (PARTEH TWO!)

[boiai]

Thought I might start a new thread for this.

(Budweiser commercial)

Guy 1: Ugh! My Heineken is so unsatisfying!

Guy 2: Oh, so’s my Samuel Adams!

Clydesdale 1: Well, we’ve got something for you! 83

Clydesdale 2: -holding Budweiser bottle in mouth- Take this, it tastes muchos better. :D

Guy 2: -takes gulp- Eww, this sucks effin more. ;-;

Guy 1: Perhaps beer isn’t for you. e-e;

(back to SOI)

Kaoru: And we’re back! Now, there’s a sad note to this story of broken dreams. Avyris has become mortally wounded, and has been put on a breather thinglemajigger. She cannot be a judge for Shinkou-ian Idol any longer. In her place? –spotlights zoomble about- I give you… BLITZKRIEG!

Blitzy: Call me Blitzy. 83

Wom: Grr, she took my seat. >[

Demin: … Can we have another contestant please? >->

Kaoru: Fine, fine. Wom, stop it. Our show will be bankrupt and you’ll have no seat at all. o-o;

Wom: -stops growling-

Blitzy: Lezz goh.

Kaoru: I welcome our next contestant… Senchou! –coughorkaizokuwutevzcough-

Senchou: Fwee! I’m like, soo happy to be here, and like, I’ve waited a long time, and like, it’s my fave show and like, I love the judges and like, HAI MOMMEH! :D

Kaoru: … Wom, do something.

Wom: LET’S GO BETCH! D<

Senchou: … Oh, really? I’ll be uh… singing uh… “Cheeseburger in Paradise” by that old coot named Jimmy Buffett.

Blitzy: AH LUVZ AT SONJ PLZ SING YO

Demin: -slaps Blitzy upside the head- Dude, chill… >->

Z: All ready! Just had to find the sheet music and print it out! –mumbleitbettrbgoodispent6.55ondiscrapmutter-

Senchou: -starts singing-

-several moments later-

Senchou: And like, that’s it! So like, you judge me noww. 83

Kaoru: Judges, go.

Blitzy: Oh, how lovely! And yet… SOOO OFF TUNE I KNOW IT BAI HART AN U RUINN EET D: -convulses and has involuntary seizure on floor-

Wom: I don’t know the song by heart, but you’re pretty good. Seems like you might be able to advance!

Demin: I agree with Wom. Word for word, I can’t quote her. Uh… I forget what we were talking about! >:

Wom: Audience, he has short-term memory loss that can be stabilized with a pill. He forgot to take it though, because his mommy was out at the bar…

Kaoru: We’ll be back after some more messages!

(END OF PART 2)

Looong hiatus, but it’s finally back up on the air!

[demin]

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MOM WAS AT THE BAR!? >
...and how come I seem less stupid and insane in this one....THAT'S HOW I WANT TO BE PORTRAYED! insane and stupid :3

[boiai]

demin said:

HOW DID YOU KNOW MY MOM WAS AT THE BAR!? >
...and how come I seem less stupid and insane in this one....THAT'S HOW I WANT TO BE PORTRAYED! insane and stupid :3

You didn't actually spaz out at the song because you didn't care for it. Part three will have a song where EVERYONE convulses on the floor! xD

[demin]

YAY! X3

[blitzkreig]

Lyke zomg...I'm a judge...So am I like Randy or somethin? o.o

[boiai]

Randy? Ah haf nu clue on who he is, but you're the one who is super-critical on all the songs. Buut, I think you're like him. x3

[Skizz0rz]

Simon

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[blitzkreig]

oh I'm Simon now xD
Then Wom is Randy and Demin is Paula!
xDDDDD

[boiai]

Why, yes! I think I'll work on... PART THREE! -wiggles-

[boiai]

Next installment? 83

(random commercials flash by)

Kaoru: And now we’re back to Shinkou-ian Idol, where we find the newest, hottest singer sensation in all the lands of Shinkou Ookami! Now, back to the show.

Demin: -chews on Juicy-Fruit-

Blitzy: WAHH I WANT SOME ;-;

Wom: Shut up Blitzy. If you’re good, I’ll buy you a gigantic pack after this episode.

Blitzy: -eye twitches- I’m on… cable television? MOMMEH R U OUT DERE AH WUV U

Wom: -shoots tranquilizer dart into Blitzy’s buttocks- There! Now, let’s have our next contender, Kaoru. ^^;

Kaoru: Great! Now, next up is… AME! 83

Ame: -struts in- Haii! –waves-

Z: And now, what are you singing, Ame?

Ame: Uhm… “Sexy Back” from Justin Timberlake.

Kaoru: Roll it. ^-^

-songs start playing-

All except Ame: -convulse, have involuntary seizures, uncontrollable motions, on floor-

Wom: -climbing back into chair- Uh, judging by the way you sang that… you were the ultimate loser.

Demin: Yeah, be on “The Biggest Loser” or something. e-e;

Blitzy: -spinning around in chair- WHEE SPINNY CHAIR SPINNY CHAIR AH LUFFZ SPINNY CHAIR :D

Demin: … Ame, we’ll get her opinion later. Right now she’s still in… a state of shock. o-o;

Kaoru: ANNND after some prolonged messages, we’ll be back! 83

(END OF PART 3)

[ame]

How dareth thee! XD Now I gotta kill you! XD

[boiai]

No! -convulses on floor?-

[ame]

You know I hate that song, you all know it! XD I swear I'd hang myself before I sang that for fun! XDDD

[boiai]

And that's why everyone convulses on the floor! D:

[blitzkreig]

Why am I a nut-bar?!?!?!?! XDDDDDDDD