The Wishing Game!

[kit]

I claim no responsibility for having made up this game. It came from Out of the Ordinary, and someone there said it came from ISOU. So I dunno where it comes from.

Okay, here's how the Wishing Game works:


The first person wishes for something.
The second person grants it, but something bad happens, then they wish for something else.
Someone grants their wish but something bad happens...


And so on. Example:

Penguindude: I wish I had a pony.
Evilmonster: Granted, but it didn't like you so it ran away. I wish I had some cheese.
Randomperson: Granted, but it was moldy. I wish I got good grades at school.

Alright. I'll start.

It can be as wacky as you want. o.o For example...

i wish I had a plasma TV

Granted, but it was eaten by an emu

So there's another example. Whoopee. I'll start now.

I wish that my friend actually ends up naming her dog Waffle.

[Warlock]

Granted, but some moron puts it in a waffle iron. I wish I had a camel named Frank.

[delasangre]

Granted, but your camel named Frank was some mutant camel that had acidic spit so when it spat on you, your left arm had to amputated.

I wish that I did well on my organic chemistry final!

[Warlock]

Granted, but you fail all the others. Hmm... I wish I had black pants with chains...

[delasangre]

aww.. that's not nice!


Granted, but, after wearing them a couple times, you realize that they have a habit catching on things, from doorknobs to railings to other people.


I wish school was cancelled forever, everywhere!

[kit]

Granted, but then everyone grew incredibly stupid and accidentally launched a bomb and destroyed the earth.

I wish I had a pet dragon >.>;;

[delasangre]

Heh..


Granted, but your pet dragon ended up being a Kit-eating-dragon.

I wish I had a pet dragon too.


-del

[kit]

Granted, but it swallowed your computer. Then it decided it liked the taste of computers, so it went around eating computers, and it was thrown in jail, and you were too for wishing for it.

I wish my name was actually Kit. ^.^

[Warlock]

Granted, but you turn into a kit fox and get run over.

I wish mum'd let me be on the computer more O.o

[kit]

Granted, but then your computer blew up so you couldn't use it anyway.

I wish I had a chocolate milkshake. o.o

[Warlock]

Granted... but then it was poison. Didn't kill you, but you were in intense pain for several days.

I wish I could get to the next chapter in this role playing game...

[kit]

Granted, but then you were murdered and were kicked out of the game forever and ever and ever amen.

I wish I could think of a wish x.x

[Itena]

Granted,but it ended up being a stupid one. I wish I had a pet wolf

[Warlock]

Granted, but then it was actually a hellhound and killed and partially consumed you.

Sometimes I wish my characters were real.

[kit]

Granted, but then Kha'Varess grew a liking for the taste of human flesh and started consuming your nearest and dearest friends. Meanwhile your other characters were being poked at in a lab. Then people started poking at you in a lab because they assumed you had magical powers for being able to summon such creatures.

I wish I wasn't so paranoid ^^;