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Post by Warlock on Jan 2, 2006 19:37:01 GMT -6
Granted... but then it turns out that your paranoia was a good thing, because a mass murderer/serial killer will kill you while you're walking home at night.
I wish I didn't have school tomorrow...
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Post by kit on Jan 3, 2006 17:43:16 GMT -6
Granted, but then you had to stay after the next day due to the fact a really important test was going to be held on that day, and you were behind anyways.
I wish I was a wolf n.n;;
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Post by Warlock on Jan 3, 2006 19:25:06 GMT -6
Granted, but then you wandered into Alaska, and was shot, 'cause it's legal there, and then you became some celebrity's fur coat. Ew.
I wish I had more money.
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Post by Itena on Jan 3, 2006 22:32:29 GMT -6
Granted, but a desperate gambler stole all of your money and now u don't have any at all.
I wish winnie the pooh was smarter lol
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Post by kit on Jan 9, 2006 21:41:34 GMT -6
Granted, but that meant he had to go to school. When he went to school, he decided he didn't want to do this for a living anymore. So he became a teacher and everyone was deprived of Winnie the Pooh.
I wish I didn't have writer's block DXX!
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Post by wildriver on Jan 14, 2006 18:35:38 GMT -6
Your wish is granted, but your hand grows so big that you can't put it in your shirt sleeve anymore.
I wish..... for a tame non-maneating Dragon!
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Post by Itena on Jan 20, 2006 22:08:03 GMT -6
Granted, but then he gets really boring end ends up commiting suicide cause he's so bored.
I wish, my dog sugar was back from the dead!
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Post by Felypsa on Jan 20, 2006 22:15:59 GMT -6
Granted, but it turns out that Sugar was actually the leader of a zombie invasion, and he led all dead pets in a rebellion against their former masters, exacting revenge for all the stupid things they did in life...Sugar feeds you nasty dog food for the rest of your life.
I wish I could write a bestselling novel.
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Post by Aveilthé on Jan 20, 2006 23:01:45 GMT -6
Granted, but it turns out the novel you were selling was already written - years ago. Oh well. Sucks to be you. You're thrown in prison for plagiarism for the rest of your life, eating nothing but the regurgitation of rats. I wish my parents could get along.  |
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Post by Mama Z on Jan 21, 2006 2:42:36 GMT -6
Granted, but then you dont get along with them and so when they finally win the lottery, you dont get nothing.
I wish I could tell a lie.
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Post by Felypsa on Jan 21, 2006 10:39:04 GMT -6
Granted, but it's a really big juicy one, and then everyone finds out and it blows up in your face. Literally. It involved a bomb that blew up in your face when the truth was revealed. And then you died. Tragically.
I wish I were rich as hell.
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Post by Relairah on Jan 21, 2006 12:36:53 GMT -6
Granted, but then a thief takes all your wealth and you're left on the street in some godforsaken alley where all you have to eat is rotten banana peels and rags to wear.
I wish I could get a portable DVD
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Post by Aveilthé on Jan 21, 2006 14:14:51 GMT -6
Granted, but unfortunately the portable DVD that was given to you or bought by you is a bomb. All the DVD's you put in it explodes - including your POTO DVD. Darn it all. Then it blows up the world. We're all dead.
I wish I can colour well in my drawings.
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Post by Mama Z on Jan 21, 2006 15:28:11 GMT -6
Granted but unfortunitly everyone likes them in black and white, and because they are all in color your one chance the become famous fails.
I wish I had a pony!
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Post by Relairah on Jan 21, 2006 16:02:20 GMT -6
Granted, but your pony is really old and unhealthy with a broken leg so it dies leaving you with a broken heart.
I wish my scanner was working x.x
[Awe, darnit Kaoru, not my POTO CD LOL]
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