The Dirty Chore Game - I promise it's hilarious!

[Felypsa]

Okay, this is a round game, which means you're going to have to post twice: once for the first round, and a second time after I tell you the rest of the rules. It might seem boring and pointless at first, but I guarantee that it's absolutely hilarious as soon as I tell you the rest of the rules and we go through the second round.

This works a helluva lot better in person, if we were all sitting around in a big circle, but I think it'll still work this way. It's funny, I promise, just bear with me!

So the rule for the first round (and the first round only!) is this:

Everyone goes around and says one (1) chore that they absolutely hate, i.e., their least favorite chore. And they MUST say WHY they hate that particular chore. Don't forget this second bit, it's important for the second round!

N.B. Please try not to repeat chores and reasons! If someone's already named a chore you hate, try to think of another one for a different reason! I promise, it's a lot more fun with more variety. =)

I'll wait a day or two so that most people can get a chance before posting the rule for the second round. Apologies in advance if you don't get a chance to post until after I post the second rule.

So, everyone game? I'll start.

I hate hanging up laundry to dry because I hate touching wet clothes.

[Mama Z]

I hate just rinising dishes because it hate touching wet, possibly moldy food.

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

I hate babysitting because of NASTY diapers that make me want to barf, and a no-help-at-all 10-year-old sister who's spoiled and thinks she runs everything and whom I hate. And I've done it for almost three years straight [As in, almost every day of those three years]. xD

[Skizz0rz]

I hate vacuuming the rugs because the vacuum is ancient and stinks.

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[wolfgirl184]

I cleaning up after my dog for obvious reasons aka: ORGANISMS WASTE XP

[Eternal-Moon]

I hate cleaning the bathroom, going into the deep abyss in the toilet. I almost didn't make it back last time. I almost got sucked in for all eternity.

[Felypsa]

Hmm, well, not everyone's posted yet, but before this gets too stale I'll go ahead and post the next rule. xD

WARNING THIS GAME IS SUDDENLY TAKING A VERY PG-13 TURN, SO IF YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THAT PLEASE FORGIVE ME, BUT IT'S FUNNY AS HELL TO PEOPLE WITH ADULT HUMOR. SERIOUSLY, THOUGH, I APOLOGIZE.

Now everyone who's already gone must go around again, except this time replace their chore with "I hate sex" while keeping the reason why you hate that chore.

N.B. Try to at least have it make sense. For instance, replace any reference to your chore with the pronoun "it," so it's more ambiguous and thus, more funny. >=]

Therefore, mine becomes:

I hate sex because I hate touching wet clothes. xDDDDD

[Felypsa]

P.S. If you haven't posted yet, you still can! It's still just as funny as before. =P

[Mama Z]

Omg...-hides head-

I hate sex because I hate touching wet, possibly moldy food..

Bad! BAD!

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

[[Wow, this sounds DIRTY. But lmfao it works! xD ^^]]

I hate sex because of NASTY diapers that make me want to barf, and a no-help-at-all 10-year-old sister who's spoiled and thinks she runs everything and whom I hate. And I've done it for almost three years straight [As in, almost every day of those three years]. xD

[Skizz0rz]

I hate sex because it's ancient and stinks. XD

C'mon, y'all know how sexy those 70-year-olds can be ;}

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[Eternal-Moon]

I hate sex because I hate cleaning the toilet.

[Eternal-Moon]

I hate sex in the bathroom because of going into the deep abyss in the toilet. I almost didn't make it back last time. I almost got sucked in for all eternity.

[wolfgirl184]

I hate sex for obvious reasons aka: ORGANISMS WASTE! XP

[[ Oh lol this is hilarious XDDDD]]

[ffjhfjhg]

I hate doing dog poop because it smells so bad and it looks nasty.