Post by Lil' Red Riding Loon on Aug 2, 2007 16:14:28 GMT -6
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Otay.. this song originated in the SCA, where a friend of mine composed some more verses for it.
The SCA stand for The Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc. It is an organization that reenacts the medival era. Its lots of fun.. ^___^
Every summer we have an event, where its like a week long camping trip, with 2000 other people.. and a very close friend of mine tends to sing the moose song, and I am learning how to sing it myself.
Otay.. this song originated in the SCA, where a friend of mine composed some more verses for it.
The SCA stand for The Society for Creative Anachronism, Inc. It is an organization that reenacts the medival era. Its lots of fun.. ^___^
Every summer we have an event, where its like a week long camping trip, with 2000 other people.. and a very close friend of mine tends to sing the moose song, and I am learning how to sing it myself.
When I was a young lad I used to like boys
I'd play with their stockings and fondle their toys
But my boyfriend ran off with a sales man named burce
You'd never get treatment like that from a moose
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
When I am in need of a very good lay
I go outs to me stables and gets me some hay
I goes outs to me windows and spread it around
Cause moose always comes when there is hay on the ground
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
When you are a king one knight is enough
When you are a knight the battles are rough
When you are a squire and you've got time to blow
A moose will give you a mighty good show
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
I went to the desert a moose were afar
I only found camel I near lost my mind
But a camel reminds me of a moose just a bit
But moose always swallow while camels just spit
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
And when I die and fly up to those gates
I will bare with me a bail of fresh hay
They will no doubt inquire to my silly grin
And I will be back down in hell humping mooses again
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
I've made it with all kinds of beasties with hair
I'd make it with snakes but their fangs were not there
I've made it with a walrus, two ducks and a goose
But it ain't quite the same when you hump the caboose
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
And when I am old and advanced in my years
I'll look back on my life and shed me no tears
I'll sit in me chair with my glass of matoose
Playing hide the salami with my friend the moose
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
Moose Moose I like a moose
I've never had anything quite like a moose
I've had many lovers, my morals are loose
I've never had anything, quite like a moose
.......OMG MOOOOOOOOOOSE!!! Meh..I've heard this before X3 lol!