The strangest conversation you ever had?

[relletwilight]

I only made this thread because im a little bored =| so whats the strangest coversation you ever had or listened to? n.n.

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Here is mine, i saved the best convo's i had:[/size]
J: afasvhfsdf[/size]
ME: aherh osyhuohg?[/size]
J: afsdhkltrvuida[/size]
ME: ooooooh.... afsdhkltrvuida. sdhh fdush huhuohusodyfu ysursgiysogfsdus[/size]
J: i see. ffjklvaopc afjkla oacvki g vfasdkl asdjlkfasd .[/size]
ME: but jdisj fiodsu ufdsoiufdoisu fodsufoi jejipewjripewur hd?[/size]
J: haha... trapopf!! aiopasdf nast [pfae ad po6$@ a[PFAD!!!! LOL[/size]

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ME: now i can find you [/size]
D: pfft
D: not w/my ninja skills[/size]
ME: oh yeh? well i'm a pirate.[/size]
D: im a viking
D: /ninja[/size]
ME: i'm a jedi/pirate
ME: pwned.[/size]
D: psha
D: im a viking/ninja/cowboy/robot/angel/sith
ME: i'm a jedi/pirate/half-demon/vampire/succubus
D: oh yeah
D: im a viking/ninja/cowboy/robot/angel/sith/samurai/cat/intern/barber
D: i see you're at a loss for words
D: let it sink in[/size]
ME: no, i'm coming up with something
ME: watch out
ME: oh yeah
i'm a jedi/pirate/half-demon/vampire/succubus/digimon/sailor scout//rock star/vegetarian cannibal AND i found Nemo.[/size]
D: snap
D: thats good
D: ok
D: my turn
D: im a viking/ninja/cowboy/robot/angel/sith/samurai/cat/intern/barber/bounty hunter/professional wrestler/tarzan boy/superhero/ movie star/ plumber/kung fu master/marathon runner/older brother/zombie general
And so it continued.[/size]
In the end it came to him:[/size]
im a viking/ninja/cowboy/robot/angel/sith/samurai/cat/intern/barber/bounty hunter/professional wrestler/tarzan boy/superhero/ movie star/ plumber/kung fu master/marathon runner/older brother/zombie general/the token black guy/fisherman/meth lab assistant/ gamer/ dragon tamer/ski patrol dude/ golf cart hijacker/ AND kicked chuck norris' ass (with Bruce Lee's help of course.)[/size]

And me:
i'm a jedi/pirate/half-demon/vampire/succubus/digimon/sailor scout/alieN/rock star/vegetarian cannibal/professional assasin/supervillain/online stalker/karate master/decathalon master/olympic champion/figure skater/hockey player/JD fanatic/groupie/only child/cousin of 27/dragonrider/Malfoy's secret addiction/Harry's secret sensation/heartbreaker/Facebook junkie/former MySpace whore/writer/poet/artist/major fashion designer/magazine editor/supermodel/idol/chaveemo/yer moms 2 cent wh*re AND Darth Vader is my b!tch.[/size]

How does this happen? Good question... [/size]

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Another one with the same person (yeah I couldn't actually decide on my favourite):[/size]

ME: the sheer disturbingness of it drove you mad
ME: and you developed a split personality
ME: half of which, is me![/size]
D: OH GOF
D: GOG
D: GOS
D: GOD
D: omg[/size]

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D: someone in my neighbourhood
D: is using power tools[/size]
ME: and that's why you invented three new ways to spell God?[/size]
D: now
D: no[/size]
ME: or misspell, rather
D: er
D: shut up[/size]

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D: ill just cut him with my katana
D: easier[/size]
ME: xD
ME: that would be awesome
ME: just leap from your window into his yard[/size]
D: it would go like this
D: id say this really quick before i landed
D: "YOUDUMBASSTURNTHATTHINGOFFORILLBEFORCEDTOCUTYOUWH ENILANDTOOLATE" xD[/size]

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-Nibbles on a cookie whilst you's read.-^-^[/size]

[blitzkreig]

*Nibbles on your cookie too* ^-^

Oh my, I wish I could have saved some of my convos from talking on MSN with Ave and Demin. Lesse...I has one methinks...if I can amember >> (We used our characters Matias and Selia, the werewolves, just for fun. x3)

Me: Matias is a dummy.
Demin: Agreed.
Me: He's completely oblivious..I mean..its like this:

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Selia: Matias! I am in love with you!
Matias: Say what now?
Selia: I've loved you ever since I met you!
Matias: Come again?...heh..I said come. x3
Selia: I...WANT...YOU..MATIAS!!
Matias: Still not quite getting what ya mean.
Selia: -_-'' *Goes down on him*
Matias: O___o Oooooh!

THE END!!
There will be more!...and yours made me lol, Jewdie. ^^

[relletwilight]

-Stares down at cookie after she read Blitzy's funny convo to find it all gone.- Hell, you were hungry!
Lul at yours.
Nice wun.
Most ov' mine are just random.
Woah; there's two chicks on my TV making out.
>_<; I swear it aint porn!

[blitzkreig]

2 Girls 1 Cup!! Oh noes...Oh noes...OH NOES!!! DX

[Monkey Monk]

Luke: Dude! I finally figured out what pot belly means!
Me: Oh yeah?
Luke: Yeah. You know how THC is stored in your fat?
Me: Mmhmm
Luke: And how when you get stoned you get the munchies and eat everything in sight?
Me: MMHMMM Get to your point llama-boy.
Luke: Well, the more you eat the fatter you get. You get a 'pot belly'. And its called that because all the pot is stored in your fat stomach!
Me:....DUDE! NOW WAY!
Luke: I KNOW MAN!

Or there's this one...

Me: Tanz, I'm going to beat you like a red headed step-child....
Tanz: Only if you kiss me first.

o.O That one wasn't quite as odd as this...

Tanz: Dude Matt, you want to see my new porn?
Me: Not really Tanz, I don't dig that stuff.
Tanz: Why not dude!? It's awesome.
Me: Dude porn is boring, just videos and pictures of people doing stuff. Its nothing compared to the real thing. Besides, the only porn I would look at is lesbo.
Tanz: Dude you're weird. The whole point of porn is seeing a giant c#$k slamming into a chick!
Me: ...You're gay aren't you?

[Kiroro {D.evil's A.dvocate}]

XDDDDDD

Me: WHOA o.o
Fish: *bubbleswim*
Me: He said that?
Fish: *swimsincircles*
Me: Oh noes! D= Not the peppercorn! Anything but the pancakes! OH MERCY!
Fish: *bubbleswimcirclepotaoe*
Me: XD




XDDDDD I made that up. I can't remember any of my hilarious convos. Except for one where I was talking with a bunch of people from FP on MSN and they were all giving each other links to porn but none of them realized that I was under-aged XDDDDD So we're all invited into one chat room and there's pictures of [grrr]s and other stuff everywhere. It. Was. AWFUL. XD

[relletwilight]

-Blinks at Blitzy till it sinks in.- x/
See. I talk about porn and click it becomes the topic. Lulz at all the convo's MonKo. And.. at Kiroro. xD. I wurda made that up tew. [: Omg! I killed my fish because i fed it jam on toast. And i had a bunny rabbit, it was evil, right? [Left.] And it gave me the EVILS, so i gave it chocolate covered carrot stick. ;.

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[juggalo]

Me: Wat if I had a women living inside my head?
Sister: ...
Me: Serious.
Sister: Jason are you gay?
Me: WTF!?
Sister: Yes then?
Me: -.-
Sister: Well...?
Me: Hellz no!
Sister: Wat was the question for then...?
Me: Nvm!
Sister: y?
Me: Just leave me alone...
Sister: Is someone pouting?
Me: No... >,>
Sister: Haha
Me: Stfu witch
Sister: Are you gonna cut yourself too?
Me: So not funny.
Me: ...
Me: So wat if I did have a fmelae in my head?
Sister: ><; ...

[analka]

Every conversation I've had here qualifies as the weirdest conversation I've ever had (or listened to). Congragulations. Like I said before, ya'll are more fun than pr0n. But here's something that barely qualifies as weird...

Me: I think I'm wearing women's clothing.
Mom: I think that's my shirt.
Me: I like it. Can I have it?
Mom: No. Please don't ever say that again.
Me: Will anyone notice?
Mom: Probably not.
Me: Then can I have it?

...In fact, I'm wearing said shirt right now. No, I'm not homosexual. I will, however, appoint myself as SO's official drag queen, if that makes any sense at all.

Edit: When I can recall something better (or funnier), I'll post it.

[relletwilight]

Buwahaha. Nice one. Both of 'em. [:
Gawrd, i love entertainment such as the interweb. xD

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[suicune]

When discussing continents and capitals with my best friend.
Note: This will make me seem like a complete retard.

Kai(me): Does Austrailia have a capital?
Dill: Yeah, its that place beginning with C...
Kai: Oh! I know, its Cranberry.
Dill: Oh yeah.
Kai: I'm so clever.
Dill: Wait don't you mean Canberra?
Kai: Could be.
Dill: Cranberry is a fruit you moron.
Kai: Well, I was close.
Dill: Not really. Did you do well Geography at schoo?
Kai: Yeah, I can name all 7 continents.
Dill: Go on then.
Kai: America, Britain, Russia, Alaska, Antarctica, Asia and Australia.
Dill: ....What about south America?
Kai: That's not a continent, its just a bunch of countries with their own languages.
Dill: Like what?
Kai: like in Brazil, the speak Brazillian and in Mexico they speak Mexican.
Dill: Wait...what?!
Kai: Is true.
Dill: Ok, smartass, what's the capital of South America?
Kai: Texas.


My boyfriend knew full well that there IS no capital of South America, he just wanted to make me look stupid.

[Warlock]

I've had more than my fair share of strange conversations. Not that I'm complaining, or anything.
This one isn't really a conversation. My friend Trevor and I were walking down the school hallway, and I happened to be wearing a ponytail.
Trevor: -sticks a pencil in my ponytail- We're having hair sex!

Another conversation involved my talking to one of my other crazed friends, Jordi, about a movie called Dr. Strangelove.
Me: Oh goodness, I love the Alien Hand Syndrome thing. His Nazi-saluting? Mmm... He was so cute.
Jordi: You have a Nazi fetish, don't you?
Me: Oh hells yes.

This one was at church. My friend (and cousin) Evan and I were talking about WWII, and somehow this happened.
Me: You know, it would be really fun to have little Nazi figurines. Or finger puppets.
Evan: Haha, and Rommel could have little fox ears and a tail.
Me: It would be adorable. And Hitler could be a wolf. Adolf, y'know. Noble wolf.
Evan: Hmm... Hitler, Rommel... who else?
Me: Roehm! -glee-
Evan: Oh, you're evil. Evil, evil.

If that doesn't make sense, Google Ernst Roehm. >.>

[twilightsshadow]

I once punched my friend in the stomach becuase he had an hour long conversation on the phone that consisted of nothing but the word "Beep." It drove me crazy.

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

I am in white, And my friend is in blue. ^^

I scream, you scream, we all scream for I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Yes, boredom brings forth many rarely-used sayings. =D Cliche..'s, if you will. This one isn't cliche.., though:

"Flaming Phalanges, Batman my cardboard box is on fire!"

Haha, I'm a silly one, I am.


nerp lol

but...



















i stole ur cardboard box ;D


lmfao Give it back! >=D

nooooooooooo....
i cant...
i lush it

Well it's mine. Batman, to my box! *tackles*

hahaha
*runs like a bitch!*
lmfao


BATMAN: *swoops down in front of and goes* BOO!


And so it goes... A random conversation online when both me and a friend were posting we were bored. That's how it started, and ended. xD