The Funniest/Stupidest Stuff

[thedarkwolfofdeath]

...That has ever happened to you. I'll start.

I've been chased down by a goose. Across a couple of acres in a golf course. Those thigns are pure EVIL!

I wanted to hold one of the goslings, but NO!

Damn whore.

But yerr, they hiss and it looks like they have rows of teeth and they flap the tips of their wings and yerr. It suxors.

DON'T PISS OFF THE GEESE! They will rule us all someday, and they know it. =D

Naww, though, I was like, in... fifth grade, and was throwing golf balls AROUND it to get the mamma to go away. It didn't want to. I got kicked out of that golf course so many times.... *sighs* Ah, the memories there... That's when my naughty streak appeared. Like... *coughcough* Once I turned off the water to part of the city........... Yerr, they left the box unlocked. And I was bored. I kept mine and my friend's on, though. Haha *endofcoughcough*

But yerr, I have more! ^^ But it's someone else's turn first, unless I get bored! Post on!

[relletwilight]

I confess that..
I had s3x with a gerbil.
I had naruturd's babies[ew.]
I have aids.. thanks to Blitzy. o.o;
And they're immortal and i passed them onto Kiroro. ;]
And i want tew have s3x with you, death. ;'
Dont be scared..

ok.. JOKE[or is it?] ^-^;.. the stupidest thing i have ever done is ran into a wall because i wanted to know what happened if i did. x_o;.And one time i decided to chat up a sheep, so i flirted with tha sheep down at my bestfriends parents' farm and i found out it was a female sheep.. so i kicked it and yes i got chased and landed flat-faced in the mud. So then, i had a mudbath, whilst still in the mud. And i was like "HA! Nut so big now SHEEPY! Yeah, here comes the mud m0nstarrrr! Oh, so sheepy, still want tew.. oo la la?" xD.

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[analka]

Oh no...

I was walking around behind my house once, and some kid I knew from school (he was two years younger than me) asked me to fellate him. Oh shit...

I was sleepwalking. According to my sister, I went into her room and stated that I was looking for "the cereal maker". Apparently a similiar event occured on a different night.

I met Blitzy (not IRL). No seriously, that was weird.

I found out that my dog wants to saix me.

My neighbors thought I was a pedophile or something, and every time I pass their house, they make their kids go inside. Seriously, guys...

[blitzkreig]

Analka honors me :3

[shadowlupen]

heh.... I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone and started looking around for something and then stated "omg I can't find my phone!!" he just laughed at me...*blush*

[Eternal-Moon]

Lmao, now that one is funny Shade. XD

[Aveilthé]

Awe, bless your heart, Shade XD That's funny. Something similar happened to my mom except my entire family went on a rampage looking for her glasses... an hour later we found them on her head

[twilightsshadow]

I've got one.

Me and my friend dibbin (Nickname) Where at our local store.

He took some ice cream and put it on the counter and gave the money to the clerk, the clerk said

"This ice cream is buy one get one free"

and he said

"I can't afford the second one"

[Mama Z]

Funniest thing I've done recently is...well...lmao..alright I was sitting on the sofa with one of Nathans friends and I try to be a lady in public. Like..I wont even fart in the same room with someone...welll I farted on accident. And it wasn't a cute little poot or anything..I mean I farted. So Im like turning beat red trying to hide my face and his friend looks over at me and with a perfectly serious face says: Nice.

-blushes- I was so embarased! Lmao

[demin]

Bahahaha! x3 (Yeah, this post was a waste of digital space. :3)

[Eternal-Moon]

lmao Z thats funny

[Eternal-Moon]

Okay.... the stupidest thing thats ever happened to me... hmmm.... where to start, there's so many lol. Lessee...

Well, It's not the funniest thing that happened to me per say, but my lover. I remember one day I was alone here, and I was plotting evil things for when he got home from work. Well, when he came home and I hid behind the door in the dark, and waited till he went into the room. I burst in and was like "RAAAA!" In my evilest voice I could muster. He literally jumped out of his skin and fell onto the bed. And to top it off I scared him so good, he farted when he jumped up. LMFAO it was so funny, I fell right where I was standing. I couldn't breathe for like 5 mintues. lol

Ahh, good times...

[Kiroro {D.evil's A.dvocate}]

Jewdie gave me immortal AIDS... DX (see her above post)
Demin's claimed me as his bitch.
Ame always tries to rape me
Blitzy always succeeds in raping me.
And Dionix and I always laugh at.... nothing. XD

But enough of the hilarity of Shinkou. x3

One time, I was dropped on my face. XD I was in show choir in the 8th grade, and my dance partner was like a foot taller than me. I was 5"3' and he was like 6"1' XD We had to to this move where we stood back-to-back and link arms, and I had to do a back-flip over his back. He let go of me too soon... and BAM.

I heard laughing for like... a second, and then I blacked out. When I woke up, I was still on the floor (dumb-asses just stood there and looked at me... >.>) and the entire room was quiet. Then, while still laying in the floor with a broken nose, I just burst out laughing. Out of nowhere. I'm in so much pain, and I think it's hilarious. I'm cracking up. The kind of 'OMG PEE IN MY PANTS' laughter, and then everyone else starts laughing too. XD

It was the first time that we tried that move, and everyone else in the class stuck it but me. XD I have a bump on my nose to prove it from where the cartilage cracked/broke. I never went to the hospital though. XD I just walked around with a nose the size of dumbo's ass. XDDDDD

[twilightsshadow]

That's it, i'm putting you all in the happy hotel ya bunch a crazies.