Post by sakoru on Jul 25, 2008 21:04:44 GMT -6
So here we have it! My first parody ever! Don’t hate me for my horrible skills if it turns out badly, biznitches!
And so, I present to you…
A Moon Floating on Silence – the Parody! Part One
Starring: Keroberos (Kero), Tatsuta, and Sohraleia (Sohra)!
Sohra: Ho hum! I think I’ll go feel sorry for myself under that tree over there! *wanders through the mud towards a lone tree* what an emo place. I shall escape you, emo place! *falls asleep*
*rock falls somewhere in the background*
Sohra: *wakes up* PANCAKES! ._.; I wonder what that crashing noise was? It's obviously suspicious, so I'm going to go put myself in potential danger and check it out! *dashes off towards the source of the noise and finds a rockfall* aha! Just as I thought! This suspicious fall of rocks must have been caused by...EVIL FORCES!
Tatsuta: I sense a lime-green emo lurking! TO ARMS! *flies to rockfall*
Sohra: Ho shiz, a sparkly white fluffy! *gasp*
Tatsuta: Good day, limey emo one!
Sohra: D: but it's muddy! It looks like the world is covered in wet bat turds!
Tatsuta: Don't be crude!
Kero: *hears the crash too and flies to rockfall*
Narrator: Tatsuta and Sohra looked up and gasped in horror, for there before them stood the big fluffy dude known as Keroberos, who runs around killing bad guys to save the world!
Tatsuta & Sohra: OHMAGAWD, THERE'S CIVILIZATION!
Sohra: I'm a vampire, rawr! I wonder what their blood tastes like? Le mwa ha ha! *coughs* so why the hell is some sparkly angel chick and a buff ol' lion-Rodon-thingamajigger hanging out in this swamp?
Tatsuta: There's beauty everywhere, if you just look for it! Even the bugs are beautiful! Oh yeah, and by the way, I'm an angel! That's why I'm so prettyful! *floats around all supermodel-esquely*
Kero: I'm Kero and the sparkly angel kinda disturbs me! ...and so does the green emo! But since I have impeccable manners I shall invite you on my quest! Wanna help me go kill some psycho demon lord who's bound to pwn us before we get halfway to him?
Sohra & Tatsuta: SURE!
Tatsuta: Not you, O emo! You're all dark and depressed and we don't want you! Sides, you're chicken.
Sohra: Lies!
Tatsuta: *falls in the mud* Ewww, yucky! *floats back up again and cleans self off*
Sohra: Prissy!
Kero: Let's go wandering and get in trouble together! That should be fun!
Sohra & Tatsuta: Okay!
Narrator: And then they all started off on their happy little quest to find the land of the fluffy bunnies and the crazy dude who ruled them all!
Fefe: That's not how this story goes!
Sakoru: Yeah, it's much more epic!
Twilly: *smashes narrator with giant hammer*
Narrator: I've been smited! But back to the story (which by the way is filled with fluffy bunnies)!
Sohra: *dashes off into the sunset and instantly trips and falls in a puddle* Dammit! I hate ze mud! It burns, it burns, it's QUICKSAND!
Tatsuta & Kero: XDD haha pwned by the mud puddle!!
Sohra: Shaddup! DX
Kero: *falls in puddle too* D: Sohra cursed me! She's sharing!
Sohra: >0 you suck. Even though you were supposed to fall in a puddle first, I fell in it first. *grumbles*
Tatsuta: *floats all goddesslike above the muddy Sohra and Kero* You should have slowed down, it's your own fault!
Sohra: *throws rock*
Tatsuta: Ow! What was that for?
Sohra: It was for yer mom.
Kero: *looks at Sohra* I am most sincerely sorry that you had to fall in the puddle. But it was outrageously funny.
Sohra: e.e you would've fallen in the puddle too if you weren't being a freaky floaty angel!
Tatsuta: Nuh-uh! I'm much too pretty and clean not to stop right when I saw you dummies fall in the water.
Kero & Tatsuta: e.e
Narrator: And so they traveled on and on, through the mud and the water and the slimy crap and the bugs and I watched the whole thing while eating chocolate. Yum yum. And a little while later...
Tatsuta: What are we looking for, anyway?
Kero: A dead demon who wants to come back to life and pwn us all. Not to mention perform acts of pedophilia on babies!
Tatsuta: OH MY GAWD! SAVE THE BABIES! *goes into super-defender-angel mode*
Kero: He's a bad guy! D: *falls in another puddle*
Tatsuta: Haha! Pwned by another mud puddle!
Kero: Yes, yes xD
*they come to a really wide mud puddle that they can't walk around*
Sohra: Ho dang! DX mud mud mud! I hate mud...
Tatsuta: The wonder wolf shall save the day! *makes sparkly bridges of light across the puddle*
Kero & Sohra: Oooh =O *run across bridges* We're magical too!
Kero: Hey, wait...I sense danger! *looks around* The world is bugless! That means a greater evil than the mosquitoes is just around the corner!
Tatsuta: I miss the beavers. D:
Kero & Sohra: o.O what the hell?
Tatsuta: ...*coughs* never mind.
Kero: =O I sense more danger! *runs ahead*
Narrator: And so, Keroberos reached a really, really big hole in the ground, looked in, and found....
Kero: Lol I see dead things!
Sohra: D: *freaks out* Dead things make me go crazy!
Tatsuta: *floats over to le hole with the dead things in it* I shall avenge the dead things!
Narrator: And that was when their quest REALLY began...and as soon as it started, they found a bunch of fluffy bunnies and got distracted for all eternity!
Sakoru: *coughs* I gotta hire a new narrator DX anyway, now you shall suffer until the next part of this parody is put up! So long! *vanishes*
And so, I present to you…
A Moon Floating on Silence – the Parody! Part One
Starring: Keroberos (Kero), Tatsuta, and Sohraleia (Sohra)!
Sohra: Ho hum! I think I’ll go feel sorry for myself under that tree over there! *wanders through the mud towards a lone tree* what an emo place. I shall escape you, emo place! *falls asleep*
*rock falls somewhere in the background*
Sohra: *wakes up* PANCAKES! ._.; I wonder what that crashing noise was? It's obviously suspicious, so I'm going to go put myself in potential danger and check it out! *dashes off towards the source of the noise and finds a rockfall* aha! Just as I thought! This suspicious fall of rocks must have been caused by...EVIL FORCES!
Tatsuta: I sense a lime-green emo lurking! TO ARMS! *flies to rockfall*
Sohra: Ho shiz, a sparkly white fluffy! *gasp*
Tatsuta: Good day, limey emo one!
Sohra: D: but it's muddy! It looks like the world is covered in wet bat turds!
Tatsuta: Don't be crude!
Kero: *hears the crash too and flies to rockfall*
Narrator: Tatsuta and Sohra looked up and gasped in horror, for there before them stood the big fluffy dude known as Keroberos, who runs around killing bad guys to save the world!
Tatsuta & Sohra: OHMAGAWD, THERE'S CIVILIZATION!
Sohra: I'm a vampire, rawr! I wonder what their blood tastes like? Le mwa ha ha! *coughs* so why the hell is some sparkly angel chick and a buff ol' lion-Rodon-thingamajigger hanging out in this swamp?
Tatsuta: There's beauty everywhere, if you just look for it! Even the bugs are beautiful! Oh yeah, and by the way, I'm an angel! That's why I'm so prettyful! *floats around all supermodel-esquely*
Kero: I'm Kero and the sparkly angel kinda disturbs me! ...and so does the green emo! But since I have impeccable manners I shall invite you on my quest! Wanna help me go kill some psycho demon lord who's bound to pwn us before we get halfway to him?
Sohra & Tatsuta: SURE!
Tatsuta: Not you, O emo! You're all dark and depressed and we don't want you! Sides, you're chicken.
Sohra: Lies!
Tatsuta: *falls in the mud* Ewww, yucky! *floats back up again and cleans self off*
Sohra: Prissy!
Kero: Let's go wandering and get in trouble together! That should be fun!
Sohra & Tatsuta: Okay!
Narrator: And then they all started off on their happy little quest to find the land of the fluffy bunnies and the crazy dude who ruled them all!
Fefe: That's not how this story goes!
Sakoru: Yeah, it's much more epic!
Twilly: *smashes narrator with giant hammer*
Narrator: I've been smited! But back to the story (which by the way is filled with fluffy bunnies)!
Sohra: *dashes off into the sunset and instantly trips and falls in a puddle* Dammit! I hate ze mud! It burns, it burns, it's QUICKSAND!
Tatsuta & Kero: XDD haha pwned by the mud puddle!!
Sohra: Shaddup! DX
Kero: *falls in puddle too* D: Sohra cursed me! She's sharing!
Sohra: >0 you suck. Even though you were supposed to fall in a puddle first, I fell in it first. *grumbles*
Tatsuta: *floats all goddesslike above the muddy Sohra and Kero* You should have slowed down, it's your own fault!
Sohra: *throws rock*
Tatsuta: Ow! What was that for?
Sohra: It was for yer mom.
Kero: *looks at Sohra* I am most sincerely sorry that you had to fall in the puddle. But it was outrageously funny.
Sohra: e.e you would've fallen in the puddle too if you weren't being a freaky floaty angel!
Tatsuta: Nuh-uh! I'm much too pretty and clean not to stop right when I saw you dummies fall in the water.
Kero & Tatsuta: e.e
Narrator: And so they traveled on and on, through the mud and the water and the slimy crap and the bugs and I watched the whole thing while eating chocolate. Yum yum. And a little while later...
Tatsuta: What are we looking for, anyway?
Kero: A dead demon who wants to come back to life and pwn us all. Not to mention perform acts of pedophilia on babies!
Tatsuta: OH MY GAWD! SAVE THE BABIES! *goes into super-defender-angel mode*
Kero: He's a bad guy! D: *falls in another puddle*
Tatsuta: Haha! Pwned by another mud puddle!
Kero: Yes, yes xD
*they come to a really wide mud puddle that they can't walk around*
Sohra: Ho dang! DX mud mud mud! I hate mud...
Tatsuta: The wonder wolf shall save the day! *makes sparkly bridges of light across the puddle*
Kero & Sohra: Oooh =O *run across bridges* We're magical too!
Kero: Hey, wait...I sense danger! *looks around* The world is bugless! That means a greater evil than the mosquitoes is just around the corner!
Tatsuta: I miss the beavers. D:
Kero & Sohra: o.O what the hell?
Tatsuta: ...*coughs* never mind.
Kero: =O I sense more danger! *runs ahead*
Narrator: And so, Keroberos reached a really, really big hole in the ground, looked in, and found....
Kero: Lol I see dead things!
Sohra: D: *freaks out* Dead things make me go crazy!
Tatsuta: *floats over to le hole with the dead things in it* I shall avenge the dead things!
Narrator: And that was when their quest REALLY began...and as soon as it started, they found a bunch of fluffy bunnies and got distracted for all eternity!
Sakoru: *coughs* I gotta hire a new narrator DX anyway, now you shall suffer until the next part of this parody is put up! So long! *vanishes*
Ooookay…moving on!