Post by twilightsshadow on Dec 25, 2008 11:00:27 GMT -6
Twilly: *Walks onto the stage* Merry christmas everyone.
Guy in audince: Happy holidays!
Amatsu: Screw you it's merry christmas!
Twilly: <.< He's right but uh *Coughs* anyways. This is a special presentation by a few of Shinkou's finest. So sit back, enjoy and-
Amatsu: *Walks on stage* *Whispers in Twilly's ear*
Twilly: He what? Your kidding? Great >.> Well... Convince him or somethin man.
Amatsu: Yeah.... Convince ghost to sing a christmas song -_- It was hard enough getting Endy to agree to this... And why the [grrr] am I dressed up like freaking mrs claus!
Twilly: Because we screwed up the dimensions for Wyndbains costume and your the only one who could fit into it.
Amatsu: Then why not get Tartarus to do it we are about the same freaking size!
Twilly: Because I don't intend on being christmas dinner at the Tart family household now go to the back and get ghost ready to sing!
Amatsu: I'm gonna [grrr]ing kill you *Storms off*
Twilly: *Yells* You look festive!
Fely: *Gets flipped at Twilly by Amatsu* Fely: Even at christmas x.x
Twilly: Well that wasn't nice.... Anyways folks I have to get some stuff straightened out so in the meantime just hang out for a bit.
~ 15 minutes and much yelling and various sounds of destruction later
Twilly: *Comes back on stage* -_- Good god who's idea was this... Allright kiddies we've gotten things in order and it's time to start the play, so please enjoy the twelve days of christmas.
Wyndbain: *walks onto the stage dressed as Santa* *Sings* "On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree."
Amatsu: Who the [grrr] gives a damn bird in a tree?
Twilly: Shut up!
Fyramist: *Scuttles onto the stage next to Wyndbain wearing an elf suit* *Sings nervously* "On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves, "
Wyndbain: "And a partridge in a pear tree."
Unknown voice: I'm not doing this.
Second unkown voice: Yes you are.
First unknown voice: Yes dear....
Xaion: *walks out into stage dressed in a black santa suit* >.> *looks back* *sighs* *sing* "On the... Third day of christmas.. My true love sent to me.."
Blue: *Runs out onto stage wearing an elf suit* *Sing opera style* Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear treeeeee!"
Twilly: *snickers at Xaion*
Xaion: *Set's Twilly ass on fire*
Twilly: *runs away screaming*
Fely: *walks up* Ooookay... Moving on.
Diabolic: *Walks out onto the stage dragging Tartarus who is dressed as Santa*
Fely: Okay... That is the freakiest santa claus I have ever seen...
Tartarus: Shut up it wasn't my idea!
Diabol: Just sing your damn lines.
Tartarus: *Mumbles* "On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling birds"
Amatsu: What the hell is with all the [grrr]ing bird gifts!
Diabol: *ignores Amatsu* "Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Amatsu: Seriously who wants birds for christmas!
Diabol: *Through clenched teeth* "And a partridge in a pear tree......"
Fely: Oh this is going soooooo well -_-
Zel: *runs onto the stage in dead silence* *Sits for a second* *Farts* Uuuh... Line?
Amatsu: Good god I smell it from here!
Zel: *Laughs* Just kidding. *Sings* " On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me "
Entire shinkou cast: FIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIIIINGS!
Amatsu: See. now that's a [grrr]ing gift for the ladies!
Diabol: *Maims Amatsu in the shadows*
Zel: "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Ghost of Yueh: "And a partridge in a pair treee!"
Xaion: Ironic for you to sing that line considering your trapped in a tree.
Ghost of Yueh: Pfft. *goes back and decorates the tree into a christmas tree*
Xaion: Festive...
Fely: Can we get on with this my god.
Rykjudo: *Prances onto the stage* "Ed kco jyhkc mig ef Scnyjkpij,
pg knuo leto jodk ke po
Jyh qoojo i-ligydq,
Fyto qelmod nydqj,
Feun sillydq xynmj,
Kcnoo Fnodsc codj,
Kve kunklo metoj,
Idm i zinknymqo yd i zoin knoo!"
Fely:......................
Twilly: *walks back on stage* >.> ENGLISH! Oh forget it start the next verse we are almost done thank goood....
Ghost: *Get's dragged onto the stage on a cart while in a straight jacket* *Starts thrashing*
Twilly: Oh dear god x.x
Fely: *leaves shaking head*
Rip Van Winkle: *sings in russian accent* "On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying"
Amatsu: *In labored breath* More [grrr]ing birds.
Everyone: FIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIIINGS
Esteban: *In sexy spanish voice* "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Amatsu: What the hell is that thing!?
Twilly: Don't know don't care moving on.
Ghost: "And a partridge in a pear tree....."
Everyone: Holy crap he sung a line... It's a christmas miracle!
Kratos: *Relucntatly walks in wearing a santa hat* *Mumbles* Can't believe this....
Twilly: Sooner you sing your lines the sooner it's over with.
Kratos: *Glares* "On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me...... Eight maids a milkin.."
Amatsu: Bow chicka bow wow!
Kratos: *Leaves the stage vowing to kill Amatsu later*
Moria and Endy: *walks onto stage holding paws* Endy: *looks around* Screw all of you!
Moria: *Sings* "Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying."
Everyone: "FIVE GOLDEN RIIINGS"
Endy: "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Endy and Moria together: "And a partridge in a pear treeee!"
Demin: *walks onto stage* "....... On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me......"
Amatsu: Who?
Twilly: I swear to GOD i'm making you mute!
Oblivionic *Rushes onto stage wearing an elf suit* "Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying!"
Echo: *jumps into Obliv's arms and sings* "Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"
Twilly: >.> That actually went off without a hitch or interupptions. There's hope for this yet.
Blitzkrieg: *Stumbles onto stage*
Twilly: What did he get into to?
Z: YER MOM
Twilly:......... I hate you.
Blitzkrieg: *sings* "Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"
Amatsu: "This song makes noooooo [grrr]ing sense.
Blitzkrieg: "makes perfect sense to me."
Amatsu: "I rest my case."
Twilly: Seriously can we just finish this damn thing it's verse 11!
Witch: *Walks out onto stage with Morpheus on a leash*
Twilly: Holy crap.
Witch: "Even we like to get festive during the holidays. Isn't that right Morpheus? Oh who's a good boy, who's a good boy!" *Scratches his ear*
Morpheus: *pants excitedly*
Witch: "On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me!"
Morpheus: "Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying"
Everyone: FIVE GOLDEN RIIIINGS!
Keroberos and Anima: *Walk onto the stage together*
Keroberos: "I'll start." *Sings* "On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me!"
Aminus: "Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying!"
Amatsu: This song doth suuuucks!
Twilly: GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP AMATSU!
Entire Cast: "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"
Amatsu: Okay that sucked. Who's idea was this! I mean the singing sucked! I'm dressed as freaking Missus claus!
Everyone: *Starts walking towards Amatsu*
Amatsu: >.> What are you all doing?
Various sounds of struggle and yelling
(Everyone gathers around Amatsu who is tied up and outfitted to look like a christmas tree)
Twilly: *Plugs in the lights* Now that's festive.
Entire Cast: Merry christmas to all and to all a good night!
Nanja: *walks onto stage* And god bless us every one.
Crowd: *Boos and throws stuff at the stage*
Tartarus: *Gets pissed off and burns down the theater*
Twilly: *after escaping the rubble* *Coughs up smoke* Yeah... It wouldn't be a SO christmas special without something going up in flames x.x
Guy in audince: Happy holidays!
Amatsu: Screw you it's merry christmas!
Twilly: <.< He's right but uh *Coughs* anyways. This is a special presentation by a few of Shinkou's finest. So sit back, enjoy and-
Amatsu: *Walks on stage* *Whispers in Twilly's ear*
Twilly: He what? Your kidding? Great >.> Well... Convince him or somethin man.
Amatsu: Yeah.... Convince ghost to sing a christmas song -_- It was hard enough getting Endy to agree to this... And why the [grrr] am I dressed up like freaking mrs claus!
Twilly: Because we screwed up the dimensions for Wyndbains costume and your the only one who could fit into it.
Amatsu: Then why not get Tartarus to do it we are about the same freaking size!
Twilly: Because I don't intend on being christmas dinner at the Tart family household now go to the back and get ghost ready to sing!
Amatsu: I'm gonna [grrr]ing kill you *Storms off*
Twilly: *Yells* You look festive!
Fely: *Gets flipped at Twilly by Amatsu* Fely: Even at christmas x.x
Twilly: Well that wasn't nice.... Anyways folks I have to get some stuff straightened out so in the meantime just hang out for a bit.
~ 15 minutes and much yelling and various sounds of destruction later
Twilly: *Comes back on stage* -_- Good god who's idea was this... Allright kiddies we've gotten things in order and it's time to start the play, so please enjoy the twelve days of christmas.
Wyndbain: *walks onto the stage dressed as Santa* *Sings* "On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
A partridge in a pear tree."
Amatsu: Who the [grrr] gives a damn bird in a tree?
Twilly: Shut up!
Fyramist: *Scuttles onto the stage next to Wyndbain wearing an elf suit* *Sings nervously* "On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two turtle doves, "
Wyndbain: "And a partridge in a pear tree."
Unknown voice: I'm not doing this.
Second unkown voice: Yes you are.
First unknown voice: Yes dear....
Xaion: *walks out into stage dressed in a black santa suit* >.> *looks back* *sighs* *sing* "On the... Third day of christmas.. My true love sent to me.."
Blue: *Runs out onto stage wearing an elf suit* *Sing opera style* Two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear treeeeee!"
Twilly: *snickers at Xaion*
Xaion: *Set's Twilly ass on fire*
Twilly: *runs away screaming*
Fely: *walks up* Ooookay... Moving on.
Diabolic: *Walks out onto the stage dragging Tartarus who is dressed as Santa*
Fely: Okay... That is the freakiest santa claus I have ever seen...
Tartarus: Shut up it wasn't my idea!
Diabol: Just sing your damn lines.
Tartarus: *Mumbles* "On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four calling birds"
Amatsu: What the hell is with all the [grrr]ing bird gifts!
Diabol: *ignores Amatsu* "Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Amatsu: Seriously who wants birds for christmas!
Diabol: *Through clenched teeth* "And a partridge in a pear tree......"
Fely: Oh this is going soooooo well -_-
Zel: *runs onto the stage in dead silence* *Sits for a second* *Farts* Uuuh... Line?
Amatsu: Good god I smell it from here!
Zel: *Laughs* Just kidding. *Sings* " On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me "
Entire shinkou cast: FIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIIIINGS!
Amatsu: See. now that's a [grrr]ing gift for the ladies!
Diabol: *Maims Amatsu in the shadows*
Zel: "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Ghost of Yueh: "And a partridge in a pair treee!"
Xaion: Ironic for you to sing that line considering your trapped in a tree.
Ghost of Yueh: Pfft. *goes back and decorates the tree into a christmas tree*
Xaion: Festive...
Fely: Can we get on with this my god.
Rykjudo: *Prances onto the stage* "Ed kco jyhkc mig ef Scnyjkpij,
pg knuo leto jodk ke po
Jyh qoojo i-ligydq,
Fyto qelmod nydqj,
Feun sillydq xynmj,
Kcnoo Fnodsc codj,
Kve kunklo metoj,
Idm i zinknymqo yd i zoin knoo!"
Fely:......................
Twilly: *walks back on stage* >.> ENGLISH! Oh forget it start the next verse we are almost done thank goood....
Ghost: *Get's dragged onto the stage on a cart while in a straight jacket* *Starts thrashing*
Twilly: Oh dear god x.x
Fely: *leaves shaking head*
Rip Van Winkle: *sings in russian accent* "On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying"
Amatsu: *In labored breath* More [grrr]ing birds.
Everyone: FIVE GOLDEN RIIIIIIINGS
Esteban: *In sexy spanish voice* "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Amatsu: What the hell is that thing!?
Twilly: Don't know don't care moving on.
Ghost: "And a partridge in a pear tree....."
Everyone: Holy crap he sung a line... It's a christmas miracle!
Kratos: *Relucntatly walks in wearing a santa hat* *Mumbles* Can't believe this....
Twilly: Sooner you sing your lines the sooner it's over with.
Kratos: *Glares* "On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me...... Eight maids a milkin.."
Amatsu: Bow chicka bow wow!
Kratos: *Leaves the stage vowing to kill Amatsu later*
Moria and Endy: *walks onto stage holding paws* Endy: *looks around* Screw all of you!
Moria: *Sings* "Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying."
Everyone: "FIVE GOLDEN RIIINGS"
Endy: "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves"
Endy and Moria together: "And a partridge in a pear treeee!"
Demin: *walks onto stage* "....... On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me......"
Amatsu: Who?
Twilly: I swear to GOD i'm making you mute!
Oblivionic *Rushes onto stage wearing an elf suit* "Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying!"
Echo: *jumps into Obliv's arms and sings* "Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"
Twilly: >.> That actually went off without a hitch or interupptions. There's hope for this yet.
Blitzkrieg: *Stumbles onto stage*
Twilly: What did he get into to?
Z: YER MOM
Twilly:......... I hate you.
Blitzkrieg: *sings* "Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"
Amatsu: "This song makes noooooo [grrr]ing sense.
Blitzkrieg: "makes perfect sense to me."
Amatsu: "I rest my case."
Twilly: Seriously can we just finish this damn thing it's verse 11!
Witch: *Walks out onto stage with Morpheus on a leash*
Twilly: Holy crap.
Witch: "Even we like to get festive during the holidays. Isn't that right Morpheus? Oh who's a good boy, who's a good boy!" *Scratches his ear*
Morpheus: *pants excitedly*
Witch: "On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me!"
Morpheus: "Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying"
Everyone: FIVE GOLDEN RIIIINGS!
Keroberos and Anima: *Walk onto the stage together*
Keroberos: "I'll start." *Sings* "On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me!"
Aminus: "Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying!"
Amatsu: This song doth suuuucks!
Twilly: GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP AMATSU!
Entire Cast: "Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!"
Amatsu: Okay that sucked. Who's idea was this! I mean the singing sucked! I'm dressed as freaking Missus claus!
Everyone: *Starts walking towards Amatsu*
Amatsu: >.> What are you all doing?
Various sounds of struggle and yelling
(Everyone gathers around Amatsu who is tied up and outfitted to look like a christmas tree)
Twilly: *Plugs in the lights* Now that's festive.
Entire Cast: Merry christmas to all and to all a good night!
Nanja: *walks onto stage* And god bless us every one.
Crowd: *Boos and throws stuff at the stage*
Tartarus: *Gets pissed off and burns down the theater*
Twilly: *after escaping the rubble* *Coughs up smoke* Yeah... It wouldn't be a SO christmas special without something going up in flames x.x