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[Monkey Monk]

So. As you all know I've made a comeback and am once again annoying everyone in SO. Life is how it should be right? WRONG! ...Ok maybe you are right, but now I'm getting off track. Over the last few weeks I've been devising a plan. >.> Its uber-super-ultra-secret. Only a few people have a hint of an idea of what I'm planning and even they don't know the full extent of this scheme! (Neither do I, but I'm just going with it)

I'm going to be as secretive with this as possible, so I'm sorry for the generalities but I don't want this revealed until its good and ready. I didn't make this topic to show off my secret. If I had meant to do that, it would have been more like this:

Monkey - *dances around holding up a manilla folder with "Secret" stamped all over it* Hahahahaha hahaha! I have a secret and no one can know!

Audience - *tackles Monkey and steals the secret*

Either way. What I'm trying to get at is that this secret needs another schemer. I need someone to play a MAJOR part in my secret. They need to be able to display superior skills in evilness...and destructiveness... and... and... secretiveness! So. Who wants to know what's going on in the Monkey's little head and get to join in on all the fun before everyone else? If you do, go ahead an tell me just why you think you can help me with the evilness of Da Secret?

[Kiroro {D.evil's A.dvocate}]

*blinks* ._.

I'm so evil I shan't dignify this with a response!!!! >D

xDDDD

[juggalo]

Well, I'm certainly evil enough and plenty destructive but I'm not very good at keeping secrets. >.>

[Monkey Monk]

Oh it won't be a secret for too much longer <.< I'm thinking of starting it all later in the season when people are more active ^_^

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Hi, didja call me? I'm more than happy to lend a hand with being evil -cackles-
Anytime, buddy :3