The Shinkou Soldiers, Part Eight!! Last Part, GASP

[Wyndbain]

Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Five
Part Six
Part Seven
Part Eight

(Note: Members that were used in the making of this play are not to be compared to the actual characters they are being portrayed as. Characters were simply matched to active members by some similar personality traits or like-ness or by what role the character is to have in the play.

Those who were used as characters, please take no offence if you were included in the play and if you don't want to be, simply PM me about it and I'll change it. Although please remember that this is simply all in good fun and try to enjoy the play as is. ^^; )

I decided to put up a fun little cast list, so as to not confuse people as to who's who. :D

Sailor Moon - Wom

Sailor Mercury - Fely

Sailor Mars - Z

Sailor Jupiter - Rodent

Sailor Venus - Kiku

Sailor Pluto - Kaoru

Sailor Uranus - Kooky

Sailor Neptune - Opal

Sailor Saturn - Hikaru

Artemis - Monkey




Part One:

It was a dark and misty night on the forums of Shinkou Ookami when...

Evil Negadude: Bwahahahaha!! I have come to Shinkou Ookami to steal all your roleplaying energy!! And there is no one to stop me!!

Wom: Hold it right there Nega-jerk!!

Evil Negadude: Wha?! Who the hell are you?

Wom: I stand for love and pizza!! Oh, and justice and all that... Because I am Sailor Wom!! I can't stand nega-dweebs like you!! On behalf of the moon, I shall kick your boo-tay!!

Kiku: Don't you mean Sailor Moon?

Wom: Right...what'd I say? o_o

Kaoru: Let's just get to it. xD I am Sailor Pluto!!

Fely: And I'm...Sailor Mercury!!

Z: Taste my flame!! Wtf?! Ahh screw it..I am Sailor Mars!!

Kiku: OMG!! I get the kitty!! *hugs*

Monkey: *choke!* *wheeze* Can't...breathe... x_x

Kiku: Whoops. ^-^; Anyways...I am Sailor Venus!!

Hikaru: Whoot! I'm Sailor Saturn!!

Monkey: Wait! I'm a cat?!

Rodent: Wtf? I'm Jupiter!!

Opal: Hey! I'm in here! :D Sailor Neptune!!

Kooky: ...

Kaoru: We're missing a scout. o.o

Kooky: I don't want to say it... ;-_-

Wom: Common!!! :3

Kooky: *sigh* Fine. I am Sailor...Uranus...

All: *snicker*

Kooky: That's it...WORLD SHAKING!!!

All: AUGHHH!!!

Wom: I thought it was World Chicken. o_o

All: -_-;

Evil Negadude: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! You're all a bunch of wimps! Prepare to be drained!! RAWR!!

Kaoru: Oh no you don't!! Dead Scream! D:< That's right, SCREAM FOR ME, BIOTCH!!

Evil Negadude: Hahaha! You think one measly attack can harm me?

Hikaru: Silence...Glaive...

All: HOLY CRAP!! SATURN NO!!!!!

Hikaru: *blinks* What? o.o

Rodent: You nearly blew us up, that's what!!

Evil Negadude: Enough of this! Deadly energy sucking claws!!

Wom: Watch out everyone! *trips* AIEEEEEE!!!!

Z: And shes our alpha ladies and gentlman... -_-

Evil Negadude: Take this! Beware my tentacles of doom!!

All: AHHHHH!!

Oh no, the Shinkou Scouts are in trouble!! Will they be able to defeat this Negative bad guy? Will they triumph over evil?! Will Wom ever stop being a clutz!? Find out in the next episode of...Shinkou Scouts!!

Wom: Wait a minute?! Whadoya mean I'ma clutz?! *trips* x_x

To be continued...

[Mama Z]

I hated Mars actually lmao..

[Aveilthé]

Mwahaha. Fantastic =D Poor Monkey! =Pats him.= We all love da kitty-kitty.

My favourite part is when Kooky says "Fine... I'm Uranus". Lmao. XD

[Relairah]

=dies laughing= (literally you guys) LOL

The whole thing is hilarious xPPP

And we are studying the planets in Science at school right now, and we just got done discussing Uranus! *gigglesnort* Heh, random info right there ^^

Hey, you have to have a kitty of some kind LOL =huggles Monkey= xD

I am Sailor Saturn...I don't even know who she is in the show =PPP

=le gasp= I ALMOST KILLED EVERYONE!!!...LOL

*dies laughing again* I can't wait for the continuation... =DD Good Job Wommie ^-^

[Wyndbain]

Heh heh, we studied planets last year in Earth Science, and every time my teacher got to uranus, he said it, ur-ran-us. And just about everybody in the class would say, come on, we know it's ur-ainus. xD

Sailor Saturn is the last scout(of the origional planets) to be introduced. ^^ She's most definately the most powerful of all the scouts, as, with that attack, Death Reborn Revolution, she can distroy the world.

[Mama Z]

I can destroy the world with my Deadly Gastious Smelling

[Relairah]

Oh really? I am studying Earth Science this year, and I'm in 8th grade. I dun wanna do it again. >< LOL My teacher and class do that too, and then we all start laughing xP

Ooo, she is? Coolies =D Bwahahaha! Beware of the Hikaru turned into Sailor Saturn xD

[Deleted]

I lurv Saturn. She's my favorite. Then comes Jupiter.

[Wyndbain]

Jupiter's a potty mouth. xD

[Aveilthé]

Hehe, Saturn was my favourite scout too - why do you think I named my old Neopets account saturngirl66? Bah.

[Warlock]

Haha! I'm very much amused! I used to love Sailor Moon. Still do, actually. Shhh, don't tell!

Lol.... Uranus!

[Deleted]

Murr, potteh mouther... so'm I, when I get angry... which only happens sometimes. Kaoru, your rank name means paper in Japanese. xD

[Wyndbain]

Actually, it means many things. n_n;

kami
(n) delicious taste

kami
(n,vs) (1) seasoning; flavoring; flavouring; (2) taking (something) into consideration; taking into account; (P)

kami
(n) paper; (P)

kami
(n) protection; defense; defence; safeguard; charm; talisman

kami
(n) protection; defense; defence; safeguard; charm; talisman

kami
(n) top; head; upper part; upper stream; emperor; a superior; upper part of the body; the above; (P)

kami
(n) god; (P)

[Relairah]

Holy cow o.o

[Wyndbain]

Part Two:

Kaoru: Time! Stop now before I kick yer ass!!

*seconds later*

Kiku: Dude, everything's all frozen like... o_o

Fely: Sweet, now we don't have to go to school. :D

Z: *looks at tentacle inches from her face* That was close... -_____-;;;

Hikaru: My tentacle is twitching... ;>> *pokes it*

Monkey: *gnaws on the tentacle* Tastes like chicken!! n_n

Wom: Eww! Eww! Eww!! It's groping me!!! Get it off!!

All: -____-;;

Opal: Don't worry!! I'll use my trusty weapon to get you free!!

Rodent: You do realise your "trusty weapon" is a mirror?

Opal: Oh...right... o__o;

Fely: We could always defeat him with his own reflection, that face'd scare anybody. :P

Kooky: Here, am I the only resourceful one with an actual dangerous object?

Kiku: If all else fails, Pluto's key staff makes for a very good whacking stick.

Kaoru: Damn straight!! >:O

Wom: Uhm...still stuck... n_n;;

Kooky: I'll handle this! >:D *slices the tentacle*

Wom: *falls* *wham!* Oww.... x_x

Hikaru: So, how do we go about destroying this guy?

Z: I say bar-b-que. >:3

Kiku: Hmm...bar-b-que. ^^

Fely: That joke's already been run into the ground.

Opal: I got a better idea! DEEP SUBMERGE!!

Z: Oh! I get it! Calamari. Fire Soul!!

Evil Negadude: *sizzles*

Kooky: Isn't calamari raw?

Rodent: Nah, that's sushi.

Wom: Hey Pluto, I just remembered something.

Kaoru: What's that? ^-^

Wom: Since you stopped time, which was one of the bad no-no taboos of being Sailor Pluto, Guardian of time, aren't you supposed to die or something now? o_o

Kaoru: Pfft...I found a loop hole. :P

Hikaru: Whazzat?

Kaoru: Energy drinks. x3

All: Ahhh...

*time unfreezes*

Evil Negadude: AUGH!! No! How did you do this!? This can't be the end!!!

Hikaru: Dur, you're not dead yet. Course it's not the end.

Wom: Woot! We won! :D

Kooky: You need to finish him off first. -__-;

Wom: Oh, right, right. n_n;; Moon Princess..HALATION!!

Evil Negadude: AHHH!! NOOOO!! I have been defeated!!! *dies*

Rodent: Why do evil villains do that?

Kiku: Do what?

Rodent: State the obvious.

Kooky: It makes them all the more annoying.

Evil...ruler...dude: Hahahaha! And another annoying trait they have is monologging!

Kooky: Right! They monolog too! Hey-whozat!?

Evil Ruler Dude: Mwahahahahahaha! You thought my minion was the only evil to deal with? Well now you have me, the most powerful of all the villains you have yet faced!

Rodent: Seen it, heard it... -.-

Evil Ruler Dude: Rrrrrr...Prepare to fight your last battle Shinkou Scouts!!

Rodent: And there it is again! Stating the obvious!!

Evil Ruler Dude: Take this! Deadly ray stuff!!!

Oh no! A new enemy has appeared! Could this be the end of the Shinkou Scouts?! And will Opal ever get a better weapon than that cruddy mirror?

Opal: Hey!!

Stay tuned to find out on next week's episode of...Shinkou Scouts!!