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Post by Felypsa on Nov 19, 2005 13:09:29 GMT -6
That was too cool.  (I wish I had a mini computer in real life...) And now, a song from Spamalot: -holy music starts playing- If you trust in your soul, Keep your eyes on the goal! Then the prize you won't fail That's your Grail That's your Grail So be strong, keep right on To the end of your song! Do not fail Find your Grail Find your Grail Find your Grail! |
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Post by Relairah on May 6, 2006 20:15:15 GMT -6
OMG! Wom! Is this to continue!? Or is this to sit for a long time? xD
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Post by Wyndbain on May 7, 2006 18:01:11 GMT -6
Once I boggle my mind to think of more funny things to do, I shall continue this. xD Although after a while, you sorta run out. o.o;
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Post by Relairah on May 7, 2006 19:20:59 GMT -6
Ah, okee dokee then ^-^
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Post by Wyndbain on May 8, 2006 17:19:10 GMT -6
Part Six:
Kaoru: Wait a minute...aren't we skipping ahead a few seasons?
Fely: What 'chu talking bout Kaoru?
Kaoru: *pulls out an official Sailor Moon episode guide book*
Kiku: Is that real...*pokes*
Kaoru: This says here that the grail doesn't show up till Super Sailor Moon S. We haven't even faced Queen Baryl yet!
???????: That's Queen Badass to you!
Rodent: Not again...
Queen Badass: That's right! I have come to put an end to your futile suffering!
Opal: You mean you're going to stop sending evil minions?
Queen Badass: Uhm...no. Not quite...I'm going to destroy you all and end your suffering with a slow and painful death!!!
Wom: Wouldn't that just make us suffer more?
Queen Badass: Yes...well...I'm EVIL!! Mwahahahahaha!!
Kooky: Well, least she's truthful.
Z: I don't care if the script says I'm not in here, so damnit I'm gonna be here no matter what!! .... Yay! I accomplished my goal!
Monkey: Quick Sailor Moon! Use the grail to power up!
Wom: Do I get to drink more cider?
Monkey: Uhm...if you power up, maybe...just use it!! Or I'll hide in your closet at night!
Wom: Nuuuu! >.< Alright! I'll do it! *reaches for the grail*
Queen Badass: Hold up! The grail isn't supposed to be used until Season 3! *blasts the grail into a million, tiny little pieces*
Rodent: Well...now what?
Hikaru: I could-
All: NO!!!!!!
Hikaru: ;>.>
Evil Evil Dude: Now that my queen has arrived, you shall all perish!!
Z: Where have you been?
Evil Evil Dude: Had to take a potty break...
Opal: Hehe, he said potty.
Evil Evil Dude: My Queen! Permission to destroy them?
Queen Badass: No, you've failed too many times before.
Evil Evil Dude: B-but-
Queen Badass: Silence! *blasts*
Evil Evil Dude: Agggghhhh!!! *dies*
Kiku: Harsh. 0.o
Queen Badass: And now, for you soldiers...
Fely: Shabon Spray!!
Queen Badass: Agh!! Anything but bubbles!!
Kaoru: Quick! While she's distacted!
*All attack*
Queen Badass: Fools! That was nothing more than a tickle!
Wom: Mayhap we could take a rain-check...
Queen Badass: Taste my fury! *explodes ground nearby*
Kooky: Nice aim lady.
Z: I dunno, she hit the ground pretty well...
Artemis: Just be glad she didn't hit us. *gazes at simmering hole that used to be dirt*
Wom: Exit, stage that way!
Kiku: Hold up! We're not running away!
Wom: It sounds like a great plan though!
Kaoru: Use your super powerful moon princess powers!!!
All: ...
Rodent: You're kidding...right?
Wom: *sarcasm* Well I'm glad to see I have support from my team about my strength.
Monkey: You tried to run away!
Wom: Good point...
The Shinkou Soldiers now face their ultamite enemy-
Queen Badass: That's right! I'm SUPER EVIL!!!!
Ahem...as I was saying... Will the Shinkou Soldiers be able to destroy Queen Badass as all their enemies before them in order to claim victory? Or will they perish in one of Queen Badass's flaming attacks of doom!?
Wom: I like the victory part...
As usual, stay tuned!!!
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Post by Wyndbain on May 8, 2006 17:21:44 GMT -6
You inspired me Hikaru. xD Part Six now up, and the rest shows no signs of stopping anytime soon. The play has been altered slightly to fit the original version of Sailor Moon (Soldiers instead of the stupid english scouts and Mercury's "Shabon Spray" Which is basically her english counter part "Mercury Bubbles...Blast!"
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Post by Relairah on May 8, 2006 20:35:11 GMT -6
OMG! WEWT! *READS AGAIN* I wonder if I ever get to use my all powerful attack o.0; Jk LOL  FWEE! ITS SO HALARIOUS! xD *Can't wait for Part Seven* You know.. watching it in Japanese first and then watching it in English.. English sounds really weird xDDD |
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Post by Mama Z on May 8, 2006 20:52:19 GMT -6
Woot! I have accomplished my goal of being in this act! -dances=
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Post by Aveilthé on May 8, 2006 20:54:39 GMT -6
Good play! ^-^ Shabon spraaay!
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Post by Wyndbain on May 8, 2006 20:55:17 GMT -6
I already have part seven half way finished. In fact, it might even be done tonight. xD Double posting! Whoot!
I've also started work on a future chapter, which I dunno when it can be squeezed in, but I gaurantee, it shall be done! xD It involves a new character and you'll never guess who they are! x3 Mwahaha!
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Post by Relairah on May 8, 2006 21:16:14 GMT -6
WEWT! *Squeals in delight* I can't wait! And.. I bet I know who they are! xD
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Post by Wyndbain on May 14, 2006 16:56:10 GMT -6
Part Seven:
Kaoru: The guide says that the inner soldiers all die.
Kiku, Z, Fely, & Rodent: ...
Kaoru: And the outer soldiers live! n.n
Kooky, Opal, & Hikaru: Whoot!
Wom: What about me?
Kaoru: You get to take on Queen Badass. Alone.
Wom: Damn!
Hikaru: I want Jupiter's appartment!
Z: So, we're leaving the fate of an entire planet, up to Sailor Moon?
Kaoru: Seems like it.
All: ...
Fely: What about you guys!?
Kaoru: Well, apparently we weren't supposed to show up until the second and third seasons so...technically we're not supposed to be here.
Kooky: I'm takin us for some ice cream!
Opal: I call shotgun!
Hikaru: I want chocolate swirl!
Wom: No fair! ;-;
Kiku: We're going to die, and you all are going out for ice cream!?
Kooky: Hey, you win some, you loose some. And you can't argue with the guide.
Z: Curse you!! >_<
Queen Badass: That's my line!
Wom: Well, here's mine! Moon Sceptre!! *chucks it at her*
Queen Badass: Gah-wtf!?
Kiku: That's not one of your attacks. o.o
Wom: It is now...runlikehell!!!
After several .0001 seconds later...
*Everyone is out of breath and hiding behind a large mound of snow*
Fely: Has anyone aside from me noticed that it suddenly snowed?
Monkey: We need to figure out a way to defeat Queen Badass...without getting our asses kicked!!
Wom: We could order a pizza?
Kiku: Or try defeating the evil queen. >_<
Wom: That could work to...
Z: We need a plan!
All: ...
Fely: We need a new team...
Mysterious Voice from the Sky: Did someone call for a new team?
Z: This doesn't bode well...
Evil Minion 1: Prepare to meet your doom Sailor Senshi!!
Z: What the hell is a senshi?
Rodent: Sushi?
Evil Minion 2: It means soldier!
Z: Well damnit, why didn't she just say so!?
Evil Minions 1-4: We did say so!!
Fely: Ah...stereo. o_o
Monkey: I suddenly want some fish...damn these cat-ly instincts!!
Evil Minion 4: Here's my treat!
Monkey: Augh! xOx *BOOM!*
Kiku: Kitty!! NOOOO!!!!
Wom: What'll we do without our furry white feline companion!?
Z: Rejoice and buy an all black wardrobe?
Evil Minion 3: How about just die!! *makes the ground go explody!*
Fely: Have a heart for the environment!!
Rodent: That's it! Supreme Thunder Dragon!!
*more explody noises*
Evil Minions: Augh! We've been defeated!! Forgive us our queen!!
Queen Badass: NO!!!
Evil Minions: Oh, alright...*all die*
Queen Badass: Now, as for you Moon...uhm...aren't the rest of you supposed to be dead?
Wom: That was the anime! We're going with the manga version!
Queen Badass: Ah, right then. *clears throat* As for you annoying soldiers!!
Fely: Don't you mean senshi?
Queen Badass: Silence!! *explodes things*
All: Ahhhh!!
As usual and to no shock of either readers or audience-
Z: Those are the same thing.
As usual and to no shock of EVERYONE...
Z: Better.
The Sailor Senshi have found themselves facing yet another evil villain that is obviously more powerful than the last!
Queen Metallia: Haha! I am obviously more evil and more powerful than any evil villain they have faced!!
Will our heriones be able to defeat this enemy?
Fely: Of course!
Will the characters ever stop interupting my diolague? Stay tuned to find out!!
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Post by Aveilthé on May 14, 2006 17:11:34 GMT -6
ROCK ON!11111 PLUTO DEADLY SCREAAAM!
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Post by Monkey Monk on May 14, 2006 17:13:40 GMT -6
*has a halo and is munching on a fish* Aww I went dead. But I got this cool halo! *spins it on finger and then it flies off* Oops |
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Post by Mama Z on May 14, 2006 23:02:55 GMT -6
o.0 cooooooooool
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(I wish I had a mini computer in real life...)
FWEE! ITS SO HALARIOUS! xD *Can't wait for Part Seven* You know.. watching it in Japanese first and then watching it in English.. English sounds really weird xDDD
